Disclaimer: Last I checked I wasn't rich or married so I guess I can't be JKR, which means I can't own Harry Potter or any recognisable characters. I don't own CSI: NY either, just so you know.
BTW: How are you guys? This story seems OK popular, though not as much as MMS which is my most popular story. I'm writing a chapter for something new, I think it's a good idea, I'm only on 722 words though I need to breach a thousand before it can be put up. I have standards I even proofread my stuff! Anyways I just realised something, I've never actually seen the Disney cartoon movie Aladdin. Weird. Also if no one votes on my poll there won't be another magical person, in fact I'll stop updating this story altogether, so beware! I changed my mind about Peter's description so have replaced the last chapter, you only need to read the end. By the way no offense to Scottish people for this chapter. Oh and I know that men don't wear dresses in Scotland.
Chapter 3: Cross dresser or Scottish?
"Hello, I'm Peter White, I'm the new CSI."
Lindsay POV:
My eyes widened when he realised what he was wearing, oh no, this is not good; I glanced briefly over to Eddie. He nodded; this is going to take one good lie to cover this moron's mistake. I wracked my brains trying to think of something good, then it came. Better get Eddie in on this, time for some Legilimensy.
Stella POV:
Was the new guy wearing a dress? Is he some sort of wannabe transsexual? I glanced over at Lindsay she was looking at Eddie as if trying to non-verbally communicate. I returned my attention to Peter; he was definitely wearing a dress, a flowery PINK dress! (AN: www.partypants./70sfemale/pink-flowery-dress.jpg)He wore muddy trainers underneath to complete the look. I frowned; if the press found out that a wannabe transsexual worked here they were going to have a field day!
Eddie POV:
Merlin this guy is a complete idiot; Muggle relations are going to have a FIT! It's pretty obvious this guy is a wizard with little or no contact with Muggles, either that or he's a crossdresser. I nodded at Lindsay feeling her gaze on me, she would work something out.
My eyes were drawn to Peter's belt; a long thin piece of wood was stuck in the band. Man this guy is a moron. Carrying a wand with him in plain sight? Muggle relations are definitely going to kill this guy. Hey I have a plan. The voice appeared in my head suddenly; I schooled my expression and answered.
Lindsay?
No shit. Alright here's the plan…
No Particular POV:
Lindsay ran up to Peter, "Peter, how long has it been?" she cried hugging the astonished man, whilst hugging him she muttered quietly, "Play along." She turned to the others, "Have I never told you about Peter, my second cousin thirteen times removed from Scotland?"
Eddie concealed his grin as Stella and the others looked shocked. Peter stood still for a moment before reacting convincingly, "Oh…you! It has been too long since I saw ma little cousin." He said in a very bad Scottish accent.
Stella didn't look completely convinced, "Why are you wearing a dress?" she asked suspiciously, Lindsay answered straight away,
"It's quite normal for men in Scotland to wear women's clothes, it's the latest craze." A sly smile lit up her face, "In fact questioning it is insulting Scotland." Stella blanched;
"I-I didn't mean to insult your country, I am sorry." Stella stuttered, "Well technically our shifts our over and it's time to go home." She cast one last glance at Peter then turned and walked off. The rest except Eddie, Lindsay and Peter followed soon after.
Peter looked like he was going to say something, Lindsay held up a hand, Eddie wrote an address on a small scrap of paper and handed it to him. Eddie and Lindsay both left heading in different directions leaving Peter looking at the piece of paper.
Lindsay smiled to herself, that had been a very good plan but she now had to give a wizard a very long Muggle Studies lesson, lesson one: clothes. The team wouldn't keep believing the Scotland excuse, it was really lucky that they believed it in the first place!
Lindsay rolled her eyes impatiently at Eddie, they were at his house in London, and Lindsay had apparated with Eddie side along. They always side along apparated as Lindsay picked him up everyday also because they both lived a continent away from work. Before Lindsay had become his friend, Eddie had apparated with one of his brothers; though Lindsay hadn't told Eddie she had once dated Fabian when she was in school.
"When is he coming?" she said bored, Eddie shrugged;
"I dunno, how about we play Quidditch games with my family?" Lindsay face brightened with a smile,
"Damn you know I can't resist Quidditch!" Eddie grinned, he called his brothers and they went down to the field by the side of the house; Lindsay summoned her StarDust284 and they prepared. They decided to practise shooting taking it in turns to be keeper, Gideon couldn't shoot to save his life and Lindsay was the worst keeper known to man. Eddie and Fabian were quite good at shooting, Lindsay was passable and that was only because she had a good teacher.
They all dismounted with intention to take a break and maybe grab something to eat when someone shouted, "Room for one more?" Lindsay looked over to find Peter,
"Finally," she muttered under her breath, "You're late." She shouted, he shrugged grinning; he summoned a Cleansweep and they all kicked off again. Eddie rose up high into the air;
"Alright people we're going to be playing five player Quidditch, Peter and Lindsay, you're seekers, me and Fabian are chasers and Gideon is keeper. Lindsay and I are on the same team; Peter and Fabian are on the other team. Gideon you're neutral, and we're all shooting against Gideon. Okay?" There was a chorus of agreement from everyone and they all got into position.
Lindsay pointed her cherry wood wand at the small box containing the snitch, she muttered a spell and the box opened, the snitch sped off around the field, she pointed her wand at the Quaffle; it immediately shot up and was caught by Fabian; he sped off towards the hoops that were closely guarded by his brother. Fabian didn't get far as he was tackled by Eddie.
Lindsay hovered over the field looking down hoping to find that glimpse of gold, she was vaguely aware of Peter's gaze watching her every move, a smile pulled on her lips as she suddenly dove down; seconds later she was followed by Peter, Lindsay flew around the other players grinning as she saw Eddie score.
Lindsay did a range of different tricks to confuse Peter, she saw Fabian heading over to the goals with the ball, and she flew straight past him "accidentally" knocking the ball out of his grasp. It was immediately caught by Eddie.
Lindsay flew around still looking for the snitch as both chasers scored every few minutes; the score was now 40:20 to Fabian's team. Lindsay caught sight of a flash of gold next to Gideon's ear, she flew towards the goalpost, she felt Peter speeding up behind her; Lindsay couldn't conceal her sly smile, if Peter thought that his Cleansweep could overtake her Stardust he was wrong she wasn't even going full speed. As Peter pulled ahead of her he smirked triumphantly.
Lindsay allowed him to reach for the snitch before putting on full speed, Sirius was still grinning as he reached for the snitch only for it to be grabbed by another hand. Lindsay smiled innocently at him as she held the struggling snitch in her clenched fist. "Time for lessons!"
There I'm done, sorry for the wait, it would be nice to get a review sometime, you know.
Next chapter is going to be "Peter's" first Muggle studies lesson, remember I changed the description of last chapter as I had a change of heart over Peter's real identity, I wanted to make him Peter Pettigrew in disguise but I changed my mind. Remember to vote after this end AN I will put up the voting choices. Hmmm, I'm hungry. LOL, by the way I might give up on this story if no one reviews.
Lots of Love
JRK
Time to vote:
Here Are The Voting Choices For The Magical Being/Witch/Wizard
Stella
Mac
Sid
Hawkes
Flack
Danny
Anyone else whom I have not yet mentioned I've forgotten some people's names
Here are the Voting Choices for What Species
Vampire
Witch/Wizard
WereWolf
Part Giant
Centaur
Hag
Seer
Any other species you can think of, try not to make it too hard to hide e.g troll
