NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 2
Things get crazier
Sasuke: Who ever let you on the internet?
Lunar: Good question.
Sasuke: Is this ever gonna get a plot?
Lunar:... It has a plot!
Sasuke: No it doesn't!
Lunar: Yes. It does.
Sasuke: Prove it!
Lunar:I will.
Sasuke: Where's everyone else?
Lunar: dunno.
Sasuke:...
Lunar: I don't own Naruto!
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Team 7 was sitting around when Naruto looked over at Sasuke.
"eh. teme. Let's spar." he said, bored.
"no." Sasuke said, still not happy over the 'chicken ass' incident. Naruto shrugged and began to run around in circles. He decided to tease Kakashi, so he ran around in his Jutsu form. This, of course, pissed of Sakura, who tripped him and made him fly into a wall.
"... We better check up on him!" Kakashi suggested. The three went to check on Naruto. They were surprised to find an unconcious Shikamarou next to him. Ino stomped over, followed my Asuma and Choji.
"GET UP BOTH OF YOU!!!" she shouted. Naruto sighed, opened his eyes, and stared at the sky.
"Girls are troublesome." he said. Sakura blinked.
"Naruto?" She said. Shikamarou jumped up.
"OI, INO! WHY'D YOU HIT ME?!" He shouted.
Ino stpped back. "oh my."
"Are you okay dobe?" Sasuke asked.
"Troublesome chicken ass." Narut answered.
"I feel funny." Shikamarou moaned.
"Troublesome." Naruto remakred.
"um, let's take them to Tsunade." Kakashi suggested.
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Lunar: See! A plot!
Sasuke:You call that a plot?
Lunar: yes. Yes I do.
Sasuke:...
Naruto comes in
Naruto:hi.
Lunar:Hello Naruto.
Naruto: Hey Linaru.
Sasuke:Where did you go?
Naruto: home. Duh. I needed to train.
Sasuke:...
Lunar:hee hee. Didn't think of that, didja Sasugay?
Sasuke:DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Lunar:Fine. chicken-butt-hair-cutt.
Sasuke: glares Don't make me kill you.
Lunar:sighs You can't kill me.
Sasuke: Why not?
Lunar: I AM THE GREAT AUTHORESS. I can't die. My authoress powers prevent that.
Sasuke:...
Naruto: You didn't know that?
Sasuke:...
Lunar:ha ha.
Sasuke: twitches
Lunar:I think it's time to end the chapter.
Naruto: see ya!
Lunar:Review!