NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 3
The Craziness Rises
Kakashi: There wasn't much nonsense in the last chapter.
Lunar: I know
Kakashi: So. What are you going to do?
Lunar: A Little of this, a little of that, a little of my special brand of crazy
Kakashi:...
Lunar: Where did Naruto and Sasuke go?
Kakashi:Good question
Lunar:NARUTO? SASUKE?
Naruto:What?
Lunar: Where'd you go?
Naruto: Ichikarou's.
Lunar:Where's Sasuke?
Naruto: Training to kill Itachi
Lunar: dork
Naruto: That's what I told him
Lunar: and he didn't get mad?
Naruto: nope. He just said that I'm next on his list. What list?
Lunar: Naruto... Sometimes you scare me.
Kakashi: Shouldn't you already know that?
Naruto: Why would Lunar know that?
Kakashi: Cause Lunar's the leader of you fangirls.
Naruto: I have fangirls?
Kakashi: yes. only yours are slightly less rabid and crazy, and more subtle and plotting.
Naruto: Good thing, or bad thing?
Kakashi: Well, it's a good thing that yours are slightly less rabid and crazy, because they don't chase you down for miles and miles. However, it may be a bad thing because they're so subtle and plotting because they may be planning to capture you and keep you for all eternity. Like the KBWOFAE.
Naruto: The KBWOFAE?
Kakashi: The Kakashi will be ours for all eternity. They don't chase me down but obviously they're planning something
Naruto: ... I'm scared.
Kakashi: Lunar would know what they're planning.
Naruto: Lunar?
Lunar: is seen in a large room with a bunch of other girls hovering over a table with a bunch of papers on it including a sketch of a cage ... nothing. closes door
Naruto: ... I'm scared.
Kakashi: You should be.
Lunar: Kakashi. I'm busy. Say it.
Kakashi: Lunar doesn't own Naruto. yet.
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Team 7 and Team Ino burst into the Hokage's office.
"Lady Tsunade, Naruto and --" Kakashi was about to explain about the problem when Tsunade waved her hand.
" I know. The authoress switched their personalites because she couldn't think of anything else." Tsunade said.
" How do we cure them?" asked Sakura.
" We can't. We have to ask the great authoress away." Tsunade replied.
"Where is she?" asked Sasuke
" In this." Tsunade held up a bottle of sake. "oops. Wrong thing." She put that down and held up a summoning scroll and then set it on the floor. It poofed, and then a girl with brown hair, and brown eyes appeared.
" Why are you all staring at me?" She demanded.
" You're in a cage." Sasuke pointed out. The girl pouted
" I know." she mumbled.
" Who are you?" asked Sakura.
"I am Lunar, The Great Authoress!!!" The girl announced. "duh."
"If your the authoress, then why are you in a cage?" asked Ino
" because the men in white said I'm crazy." Lunar answered. Everyone sweatdropped.
" Can you help Naruto and Shikamarou?" asked Choji
" I don't know." The Authoress said.
" Dangit. You did it, you fix it." Tsunade demanded.
" ugh. fine." Lunar waved her finger, and then Naruto and Shikamarou were back to normal.
" That was it?" said Kakashi.
" Yep." said the authoress, pushing open the cage door. "It wasn't locked." Everyone sweatdropped again.
" Now, I need to do something to keep the plot going." Lunar said. Sasuke glared at Lunar as she snapped her fingers, revealing two snarling girls on leashes appear. They saw where they were and began to purr. Lunar pet a blond, blue eyed one while she held back a dangerous looking black, blue eyed girl.
" Ah. 2 rabid crazy fangirls. " She let them go. They immidently latched themselves to Naruto and Sasuke. Sasuke got irritated and smacked the blond one off, who bit him because she didn't like being hit. The black haired one bit Naruto because she felt like it.
" Let the choas begin!" The authoress disappeared.
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Sasuke: Lunar...
Lunar: Yes Sasuke?
Sasuke: What did you just do?
Lunar: Nothing.
Sasuke: What do you mean nothing? You're grinning and you had me and Naruto get bit by rabid fangirls.
Lunar: Oh, I mean, you won't know until the next chapter.
Sasuke: Why not.
Lunar: Because. That would ruin the surprise!
Sasuke: ... I hate you.
Lunar:I know you hate me Sasuke. But I find that funny.
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: should I get that bite checked out?
Lunar: nah.
Naruto: ok
Sasuke: You're listening to her?
Naruto: yeah, why not?
Sasuke: because, she's nuts! And she'll probably use that bite for her plot!
Lunar: Nah, really Sasuke?
Naruto: Yeah Sasuke, No duh.
Sasuke: Shut. up.
Lunar: oooh. I'm gonna get him
Naruto: Be nice.
Lunar: oh, yeah. if you want to ask the characters any questions, go ahead and send it in your review. 3 per person.
Naruto: seee ya!
Lunar: REVIEW!