NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 4
Rabid Crazy
Lunar: Huzzah! I have a plot!
Sasuke: You call that a plot?
Lunar: yes.
Sasuke: -glares-
Lunar: You can't get me.
Sasuke: Shut up
Naruto: did you have to make me get bitten?
Lunar: yes
Naruto: -sighs-
Lunar: KAKASHI!
Kakashi: -sigh- Lunar doesn't own Naruto
Lunar: good boy
Kakashi: -mopes and walks away-
Naruto: so. what happened when we got bitten?
Lunar: -crazy grin-
Sasuke: Wth?
Lunar: XD
Naruto: I'm scared
Lunar: -crazier grin-
Sasuke: ...
Lunar: -creepy laugh-
Naruto: Sasuke... Do something!
Sasuke: Like what?
Naruto: I don't know! I'm a dobe remember?
Sasuke: Don't use that excuse!
Naruto: Why not?
Sasuke: because I said so.
Naruto: ...
Lunar: Hee hee hee
Naruto: O.O
Sasuke: JUST START THE CHAPTER!
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Sasuke and Naruto just stood still after being bit. After a few minutes, they began to drool.
" Sasuke-kun? Are you alright?" Sakura asked. Sasuke stumbled over and began to pull her hair.
"Shin thing!" he gigled. Sasuke Uchiha giggled. Sakura gasped. Tsunade fainted. Kakashi ran away screaming like a girly man. Asuma was so shocked he died. Ino was so creeped out she offered to stalk Choji who never wanted to eat again. Shikamarou was hyper and ready to run away like girly man Kakashi and Naruto just stared at Tsunade's desk. He hugged it.
" You're my bestest friend Mr. Desk!" He cried.
Sakura blinked." oh my."
Sasuke pet her head."Good Shiny thing!" he said happily.
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Naruto: ...
Lunar: heh heh heh
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: I hate you.
Lunar: I know.
Naruto: Holy Crap! Sasuke giggled! -screams-
Sasuke: shut up
Naruto: -scoots away slowly-
Lunar: Don't worry Naruto. I'm scared too.
Sasuke: -glares-
Lunar: ha ha ha ha
Naruto: -runs to hide-
Lunar: Lunar: Come with me! To the bomb shelter!
Naruto: -follows-