NINJA NONSENSE

Chapter 7

The Craziness Goes To The Dog Park

Lunar: I'm still bored.

Sasuke: hmph

Naruto: I Have an idea!

Lunar: what?

Naruto: Let's start talking to reviewers!

Lunar: We can't.

Naruto: Why not?

Lunar: Because no one's asked us any questions.

Naruto: Then let's name some.

Lunar: Well, there's Mysterious Man, Moony, MysticWolf, Lone Koniouchi, um... sorry my memory sucks.

Naruto: Don't worry. mine does to. I don't know who any of them are.

Lunar: ha ha

Sasuke:Why would Naruto and I care about your reviewers?

Lunar: because! They're AWESOME!

Sasuke: and?

Lunar: You should LOVE THEM!

Sasuke: why?

Lunar: because they love you!

Sasuke: really?

Lunar:yeah. most of them anyway.

Sasuke:...

Naruto: Do they love me?

Lunar: who doesn't love you?

Naruto:I dunno

Lunar: Everyone loves you!

Naruto: okay!

Kakashi: We're interupting this weirdness to bring you these messages!

Jairaya: Ever get really bored? Need something to do? Want something exciting to read? Then read Icha-

Tsunade: -hits Jairaya- NOT THAT AND NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!

Jairaya: ow

Kakashi:Lunar doesn't own Naruto or Icha Icha Paradise

Jairaya:...

Kakashi: Thank you for your patience in reading these messages!

Lunar:... huh?

Naruto: Who let Jairaya in?

Lunar: dunno

Sasuke: ...

Naruto: Can you start the story now?

Lunar: sure!

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Saskura handed Naruto's leash over to Hinata who clipped it onto his collar. Sakura picked up Sasuke's leash.

"What now?" asked Kakashi.

"I'm not sure. " Tsunade answered.

"Let's take Sasuke and Naruto-kun to the dog park." suggested Hinata. Everyone stared at her for a few seconds, then they agreed.

Hinata threw a frisbie for Naruto, who ran after it. Sasuke rolled around the grass. Sakura sighed, wondering when Sasuke and Naruto would be normal again.

Itachi watched his brother running around like a crazy weirdo. He shook his head and sighed.

" I came here to see my brother. This isn't what I meant though." He said to Kisame.

" Well, what now?" Kisame asked.

"We're going to make the authoress fix this." Itachi said, walkingaway. Kisame hurried to follow.

Itachi dragged Kisame into a large, scary looking house. He dragged the shark-man up some stairs, through some hallways, and into a dark, quiet, mob boss style room. Kisame shivered as growls were herad. Some lights came on. Lunar was sitting mob-style at a desk with the growling fangirls from before sleeping on either side.

"What is it, Ita-kun?" Lunar asked.

"Fix. My. Brother. I can't torture his mind if he's nuts." Itachi glared.

" Of course Ita-kun!" Lunar laughed.

Itachi twitched. "What's the catch?" He asked.

"Why, Ita-kun? Catch? hee hee. Take a wild guess." Lunar giggled.

Itachi and Kisame found themselves back at the Atsutaki head quarters.

"I'm going to regret this." Itachi moped.

Itachi: What are you going to do to me?

Lunar: You'll see

Sasuke: ha ha

Itachi: shut up

Sasuke: I wonder what Lunar's going to do to you. Nii-san.

Itachi:... SHUT UP.

Sasuke: I can't wait.

Itachi: dangit. can't you stop

Sasuke: I'm sorry. but did you see what Lunar did to me?

Itachi:That's cause Lunar doesn't like you.

Sasuke:What?!

Itachi: You didn't know that? Lunar only likes you a little bit. next to orochimarou, kankuro and hirashi hyuuga, you're her least favorite.

Sasuke: -sniff- Is this true Lunar?

Lunar:Kinda. You're not my favorite, but there are a lot more characters I hate more than you. I only dislike you because you have a really big ego

Sasuke:oh. okay then. As long as you don't hate me.

Lunar:Nope.

Sasuke:See Itachi?

Itachi:...

Lunar: REVIEW! OH, AND TYPE UP QUESTIONS FOR THE CHARACTERS!