NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 8
The Crazy Reunion
Sasuke:I've learned no to trust you
Lunar: aw. Now whatever have I done?
Sasuke: You freakin' tortured all of us!
Lunar: I did not torture all of you
Sasuke: well, Naruto and I
Naruto: Yeah. You did torture us.
Lunar: -sighs- Yeah. okay, so I tortured you. But I'm going to be nice to you in this chapter
Naruto: Liar
Sasuke: I agree. Prove it.
Lunar: Welllllll. Itachi and the rest of the atsutaki quartette(sp?) are my next tragets
Sasuke: - Have Fun
Lunar:... creepy
Naruto: Sasuke's happy... I'm scared.
Lunar: me too.
Naruto: What now?
Sasuke: Lunar Rocks!!!!!!! -insert heart shapes here-
Lunar: QUICK NARUTO! RUN TO THE BOMBSHELTER!!!
Naruto: -runs and follows Lunar into the bombshelter-
Lunar: -locks door- What now?
Naruto: Somethings wrong with Sasuke.
Lunar: no. really?
Naruto: ...
Lunar: For once, Sasuke's weirdness is not my fault.
Naruto: creepy.
Lunar: yeah. Oh, I almost forgot.
Naruto: what?
Lunar: the disclaimer.
Naruto: oh.
Lunar: KAKASHI!
Kakashi: What?
Lunar: The disclaimer
Kakashi:okay. -yells- CUE THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT!!!!
Lunar: Disclaimer Segment?
Kakashi: It's new. Watch.
Lunar: okay.
-Disclaimer Segment-
Gai: Want to be very youthful?
Lee: Yosh! Yes!
Gai: then do I have the youthful product for the youthful spirit known as you! This very youthful, youthfully green, youthful spandex suit of youth youthfullness! Complete with youthful belt and youthful weights, for added youthfullness!
Lee: It's a youthful dream coming youthfully true!!!!
Gai: The flames of youth will shine in you if you wear this!
Lee: Gai-sensei!
Gai: Lee
Lee: Gai sensei!
Gai: Lee!
-both hug in sunset-
Random Person: DIE YOU FREAKS!!! -shoots them-
Kakashi: Thank god. They're dead!
Lee: I'm okay! Just a gunshot wound to my... youthful rearend!
Gai: Me too!
Kakashi: crap
Lee: Gai-sensei!
Kakashi: I must end this.
Gai: Lee!
Kakashi: Luanr doesn't own Naruto.
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Lunar:...what...the...hell...
Naruto: Start the story.
Lunar: Sure.
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After Naruto nearly drowned in a water dish, the group decided to drag the do- er, boys out of the dog park. This time they dragged them to the much, much safer... training grounds. The group cleared away any dangerous things, and let the dog-, er, boys, loose. Sasuke proceeded to chase down some birds while Naruto napped on a nearby rock. Sakura sighed.
"There has to be some way to fix this without asking the authoress for help." She pondered.
" unfortuneately(spelled right or not), the atuhoress is the one who controls this story." a voice said.
" that's not the authoress... But it could be a spcial guest authory." Tsunade guess.
"No. I'm not a guest author." Itachi, Kisame, Sasori and Deidra appeared.
"We'll take this." Itachi said, going to pick up Naruto. Then Sasuke, who appearantly still didn't like Itachi, bit Itachi hard on the hand. Watching Sasuke bite Itachi, made Naruto feel like biting, so he went around and bit Kisame, Sasori, and Deidra. Itachi cursed, then swatted away Sasuke, who ran away screaming "chicken!" Then Sasuke stopped. Naruto stood still, and stared at Sasuke. Sasuke stared at Itachi, who stared at Diedra, who stared at Kisame, who stared at Sasori, who did the funky chicken and the worm. Naruto blinked.
"Why's Itachi here?" he asked. Sasuke glared.
"So I can kill him." He said. Itachi stared at Sasuke for a few seconds before pouncing on him and yelling, "OUTUTU!" (sp?) Kisame began to bounce around saying "chirp. chirp. squeak. chirp." Deidra poked Sasori, constantly. All Sasori did was yell "Crayon!" and continue to dance the funky chicken and the worm. Everyone sweatdropped.
"oh my." was all tsunade could say.
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Itachi: I. Hate. You.
Lunar: Tell me something I don't know.
Sasori/Deidra/Kisame: We hate you.
Lunar: ha ha.
Sasuke:...
Itachi: Go ahead. I know you want to.
Sasuke: Ha ha Itachi.
Lunar: -still thinking about Itachi's comment- I need to stop reading ItaSasu.
Itachi:Lunar
Lunar:What?
Itachi:ItaSasu better not be what I think it is.
Lunar: -wink- what do you think it is?
Sasuke: omg. wtfh. Lunar, I hate you.
Lunar: ha ha.
Itachi: Sasuke?
Sasuke: yes?
Itachi: Shall we kill Lunar?
Sasuke: Why sure.
Lunar:Eep! -hides in ceiling-
Sasuke: damnit, Get out of there!
Lunar: no.
Itachi: I wonder if there's a way in?
Sasuke: Let's go ask someone!
Itachi: Yeah. But who?
Sasuke: How about BlueEyedFun?
Itachi: Good one.
Sasuke:..er... but she doesn't write Naruto fanfics.
Itachi: and? She may know of an all purpose way into Lunar, and Authoress's ceiling!
Sasuke: You're right. Let's go to BlueEyedFun's authoress studio!
Lunar: uh oh...
PLEASE REVIEW! ALSO, YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS IN THE REVIEW, BUT NOT FOR SASUKE AND ITACHI SINCE THEY'RE BOTH GOING TO BLUEEYEDFUN TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO KILL ME.