NINJA NONSENSE

Chapter 9

Sub-Chap 1: Neji's "Destiny"

Lunar: Well... Itachi and Sasuke left to ask BlueEyedFun how to get into my ceiling, so they won't be back for a while.

Naruto: Well, as long as I'm not crazy anymore, I'm fine.

Lunar: Sadly, you're not. Only 5 chapters of crazy Naruto.

Naruto: That was 5 whole chapters!?

Lunar: Yeah! 3-8

Naruto: That felt much longer

Lunar: Mhua ha ha! Good.

Naruto: So what's up today?

Lunar: I don't know.

Naruto: so what's up today.

Lunar: I don't know

Naruto:I thought you haad a plot

Lunar: Yes, but I want to wait so that I can torture Sasuke and Itachi wit the story.

Naruto: oh

Lunar: yep

Naruto: ... so...What now?

Lunar: Let's call for the disclaimer

Naruto: okay

Lunar: KAKASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: what?

Lunar: The disclaimer

Kakashi: CUE THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT!!!!!!!!

Jairaya: Are you bored? Then read Icha Icha--

Tsunade: -hits Jairaya- I told you, No--

Jairaya: X.X Fine

Shikamarou: Are you stressed?

Tsunade: Yes.

Shikamarou: Need something relaxing?

Ino: Yes.

Shikamarou: Want to let your troubles just melt away?

Choji: Yes

Shikamarou: Then come to Shikamarou's cloud Watching Hill.

Hinata: Shikamarou's Cloud Watching hill?

Shikamarou: At Shikamarou's Cloud Watching Hill, you can just watch the clouds for hours on end. Just lie back and relax.

Neji: Come by. It's your fate.

Naruto: -from the authoress' studio- I better as hell not have just heard Neji say fate or destiny!

Neji: -yells back-

Naruto: -yells from A.S.-

Shikamarou: Why would it matter if Neji said fate or destiny?

Ten Ten: Naruto threatened to kick Neji's ass if Neji ever said fate or desinty again.

Hinata: -evil grin-

Kiba:-backs away slowly-

Hinata: ... pay back

Neji:Um.. Hinata. Don't...

Hinata:NARUTO!

Naruto: -still in A.S.- WHAT?

Hinata: NEJI SAID FATE!

Naruto: -appears-

Neji: Oh, shit. Hinata, you're not right. -runs-

Naruto: GET BACK HER! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY FATE!!!!

Neji:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-Several screams and crashing sounds are screaming-

Neji: -chasing w/ a hammer-

Kakashi:...

Hinata: -taking pictures & laughing-

Kiba: ... -whispers to shino- remind me. Do not get on either of thier bad sides.

Shino:-nodd-

Naruto: -comes back dragging half dead Neji- Thanks Hinata.

Hinata: Y-you're welcome.

Kiba: I though Hinata owned Naruto

hinata: n-no.

Naruto: That's right! Lunar gave me to you a few chapters ago!

Shikamarou: you guys do know that the camera's still running. right?

Naruto: really?

Shikmarou: yeah.

Kakashi: Are you done yet?

Naruto: yeah.

Kakashi: Lunar does not own Naruto.

-End Disclaimer Segment-

Lunar: My My My Naruto. So violent.

Naruto: I told him not to say Destiny.

Lunar: lol

Neji: owwwwwww.

Lunar: ha ha!

Neji: You freakin' sadistic -censored-

Lunar: -gasps- Neji!

Naruto: NO CUSSING!

Neji: O.O ok

Naruto: good boy.

Lunar: IMAO

Neji: -whimpers-

Lunar: Hey, I just go an idea!

Naruto: what?

Lunar: sub-chap!!!! Mhua ha ha ha ah!

Neji:I'm scared.

Lunar: good. good.

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Neji had to sneak back to the Hyuuga residence hoping that Lee and Gai-sensei would not notice the fact he had left. Neji slipped into his room, and took out some fresh clothes, and then quickly showered ( a moment of silence for the squealing Neji-fangirls). Then je jumped out and put on his clean clothes. Then he combed his hair several times, put smoothing lotion on his hair, mosse, softening lotion, a tiny bit of hair spray, and then he brushed his hair again. Then he lept out of the window, and made his way to a small cafe. A shadowy figure met him there. They embraced.

" OH Neji! I'm so glad you came! You're so strong! and cute! and kind!" The shadowy figure exclaimed.

Neji smiled. "Oh Destiny. I'm so happy I came too!" He said. Naruto, who had been walking by, stomped over and glared at Neji.

"Did you just say 'Destiny'? " Naruto demanded, "I thought I told you; you aren't allowed to say 'Destiny or fate'." Neji twitched and looked around, "B-but, t-that's my g-girlfriend's name!" He explained.

"That's a likely story! I told you no more desinty, or fate!" Naruto cracked his knuckles. Neji paled, and then ran while yelling, "Desinty! I'll be right back!" Naruto began to chase neji yelling, "I SAID THAT YOU CAN'T SAY THOSE WORDS!"

Screaming sounds filled Konoha had Naruto beat up Neji.

Desinty sighed. "I told him that this code-name was stupid." Ten Ten stood up and started to walk away. "Stupid Neji."

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Lunar: ha ha ha ha!

Neji: -twitches-

Naruto: i told you not to say 'destiney'

Neji: i know

Lunar: I wonder when Sasuke or Itachi will get back?

Naruto: dunno

Neji: We'll see

Lunar: yeppers

Naruto: what now?

Lunar: well, some reviewers asked questions, so you'll answer them.

Naruto:...ok.

Lunar: From Moto Moon

kakashi is your hair naturally stand or do you use hair gel?

Kakashi: um. well. It's an emo-secret. you see, All emos can do several things with their hair. We can have it stand up against gravity, or have it blow in wind that doesn't exsist. The only one to learn how to have their spikes stand up against gravity. Naruto.

Lunar: because he's cute.

Kakashi:...

Lunar: now we have a note from mysterious man.

well.. i don't really have a question.. but Naruto! i know you secrectly wear bunny slippers and dace the cha-cha!

Naruto: yeah. and?

Lunar: REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS!!!!!