NINJA NONSENSE
Sub-Chap 3
Lynk's Kakashi Part 2
Kakashi: I. Hate. You.
Lunar:I know.
Kakashi:grr.
Lunar: hee hee.
NAruto: Sasuke still isn't back.
Lunar:-sigh- Okay. Another Sub-chap then.
Naruto: aw
Lunar: yep
Kakashi: So I should blame my pain on Sasuke?
Lunar:yes.
Kakashi:...
Lynk:KAKASHI!
Kakashi: AH! -screams like a frightened teenage preppy cheerleader-
Lunar:... Was that a man scream, or a girl scream?
Kakashi: MAN SCREAM! MAN SCREAM!-still running-
Lynk:COME BACK! YOU'RE MINE!
Kakashi: -runs faster-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lynk: -chases-
Naruto: O.o
Lunar: aw. young love.
Kakashi: It isn't love! It's a fangirl crush!
Lunar:...
Lynk:...
Lunar: Fangirls. don't have crushes. They have obsessions.
Kakashi:...
Lynk: Yes!
Lunar: You're a fangirl?
Lynk: Yes! I'm the leader of the KFC!
Kakashi: you own kentucky fried chicken?
Lynk:... no! The Kakashi Fan Club.
Kakashi: ... Does that happen a lot?
Lynk: yes. But it's worse for Iruka Fangirls united.
Kakashi: The I-
Lunar: -is stopped.- Don't say it!
Kakashi: ooops.
Lynk: I am the leader of the KFC, which is a division of the WWAFC, the world wide association of fan clubs.
Lunar: I lead the YFC, the Yaoi Fan Club, which is a divsion of the WWAFC.
Lynk: and I also lead the:
KIHA Kakashi Is Hot Assocation
KIWA Kakashi Is Mine Assocation
IWKC Kakashi Is Wonderful Assocation
KPVC Kakashi Photographers Viewers Club
and then there's the...
Kakashi: -interupts- Kakashi photograh viewers club?
Lynk: yeah! It's awesome!
Kakashi:...
Lunar: Kakashi, cue the disclaimer segment.
Kakashi: CUE THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT! Before things get weirder.
-Disclaimer Segment-
Nayra: Hi! I'm Nayra U., and I'm the spokeswoman for the KPVC. THE KAKASHI PHOTOGRAPH VIEWING CLUB!
Linaru: The what?
Nayra: The Kakashi Photograph Viewers Club!
Linaru: I'm going to go back to out story. I don't know why Lunar's making you do this stupid Segment.
Nayra: dunno.
Linaru: - leaves-
Nayra: ... Anyway, the KPVC is home to the best pics! The best Kakashi pics! We have pics for all Kakashi lovers, from cute little chibi pics to super hot, eh hem, special pics!
CameraGuy: O.O
Nayra: So if you're into Kakashi, come join the KPVC! Remember, not the LAKP, the KPVC!
Kakashi: What's the LAKP?
Nayra: Well, ther's two. There's the Los Angeles Kakashi Photographers and the Look At Kakashi Pics. The LA Kakashi Photographers is cool. They're associated with the KFC. but the other one is for nerds.
Kakashi: The L.A. Kakashi Photographers!?
Nayra: Yeah. They photograph you. Especially when you're in L.A. but they also stalk you around the world.
Kakashi: O.O
Nayra:... I should join.
Kakashi: O.O
Nayra:okay, remember, the KPVC or the L.A. Kakashi Photographers.
Kakashi:Lunar doesn't own Naruto.
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Kakashi:-shivers- The L.A.K.P. so scary.
Lunar: ha ha.
Lynk:-catches Kakashi- KASHI-KUN!
Kakashi:Ah!
Lunar:ha ha ha ha
Kakashi: Someone help!
Naruto:-goes to help-
Lunar: don't.
Naruto:Don't.
Naruto: -stops-
Kakashi: Nooo!-is dragged off-
Lunar: -laughing-
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Team 7 was sitting at Ichikarou's eating lunch and waiting for Kakashi to show up.
"Hi!" Lynk said cheerfully.
" Hi! Lyn- Why are you dragging Kakashi-sensei around on a leash?" Sakura asked.
" Cause! HE'S MINE!!!!!" Lynk squealed.
"where... am I?" Kakashi asked.
"Yay! My high-pitched fan girl squealing woke you up!" Lynk squealed again, hugging him. Kakashi blinked.
"Um. okay. Can I go now?" He asked.
"Nope." Lynk said.
" But... I, um, need to train my team. Right?" Kakashi said, begging his team with his eyes.
"Nah. It's too late." Naruto grinned.
"I've got a nail appointment. " Sakura smiled.
" I'm too busy." Sasuke smirked.
"Doing what?" Kakashi asked.
"Being a super cool emo." Sasuke said, looking all hot and emo and crap in his emo pose with his hair blowing in non-exsistant wind.
"How are you doing that? There's no wind!" Naruto said.
" Cause I'm emo." Sasuke said, and then he walked away all cool and emo and crap, with a long line of Sasuke-Emo-Fangirls following.
"I've always wondered, What's the difference between a Sasuke-Emo fangirl, and a Sasuke fangirl?" Naruto asked.
"Well, Sasuke-Emo fangirls only like him when he's being emo." Sakura explained.
"Ah." Naruto went back to laughing at Kakashi, who was currently being hugged to death by Lynk.
"Get off!" Kakashi said, throwing Lynk off.
"Bad Kakashi!" Lynk pressed a red button, electrocuting Kakashi. Kakashi let out a shrill girly scream, which was so loud that all the windows in Konoha broke, which made all the cats hiss, which made kids cry, which made the parents freaked out, which made the doctors leave the hospital, which left their patients all alone, which caused them to die which summoned the grim reaper, who reaped their souls, which went to a sorting room, where they got sorted, which made some of them go to heaven, and some of them go to hell, and whoever was left went to nowhere and where they ran laps to eternity while thier relatives mourned and threw a funeral which made them cry which made a tissue sales-squirrel come, which made the relatives called animal control, which made animal control shoot the squirrel because squirrels shouldn't sell tissue which made a squirrel that had been watching go to the squirrel king, which made the squirrel king summon an army of squirrels to rage war on Animal Control, which made animal control call ninja to protect them but the squirrels were strong and they killed the ninja and destroyed animal control and then the squirrel king and his squirrels went to a funeral to mourn the death of the tissue selling squirrel who wasn't really dead because animal control had only shot him in the leg so he was fine and then he told the squirrel king who was so happy that he threw a giant party for the world and everyone was happy except for animal control because animal control was dead because the squirrel army had blown up every animal control building and officer which made the relatives sad but then they were having too much fun partying with the squirrel king who was being given free tan fur dye because he was so white that you couldn't see him in snow and he dyed his hair so that he could have a normal hair color and everyone partied more to celebrate his normalness and then they saw Sasuke in all his emo-coolness and then they all wanted to be emo too so they all wanted to be emo too so they went to emo school where they learned to be emo and then they graduated and became emos and they served under the emo king zexion (from kingdom hearts).
-Back to the story-
"Lunar, the Great Authoress, gave me a taser collar and leash. " Lynk said. Kakashi twitched from the shock. His hair was frizzy.
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My beautiful emo hair!!!!!!!!" he cried. The emo-people from before pointed and laughed before running away.
"It's time to train you." Lynk said. "Sit!"
"I'm not your dog!" Kakashi argued.
" No. You're my KAkashi! Now SIT!" Lynk shoed KAkashi the taser button. Kakashi sat.
"Good boy Kakashi!" Lynk said.
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Kakashi: I. HATE. YOU.
Lunar: yay!
Lynk: Such a good boy -pats Kakashi's head-
Kakashi: -to reviwers- SOMEONE HELP ME! When will Sasuke and Itachi get back?
Lunar: dunno. They're still trying to find BlueEyedFun.
Kakashi: I hope they hurry. I can't take much more of this.
Lynk: I can!
Kakashi: -cries- NOOOOO!
Lynk: Let's take a walk -drags Kakashi away-
Kakashi: HELP!
Naruto:-looks at Kakashi- Sorry! Lunar said no!
Kakashi: and you're listening to her?
Naruto: Yeah! Who knows what she can do!
Kakashi: good point
Lunar: -pats Naruto's head- Good boy!
Naruto: can I go home now?
Lunar: no.
Naruto: ok.
Lynk: -pats Kakashi's head- Want a cookie?
Kakashi: no.
Lynk: ok then - gets out taser button.-
Kakashi: Wait, I want the cookie.
Lynk:-gives him a cookie-
kakashi: -eats it-
Lunar: Did he eat the mind control cookie?
Kakashi: -gags-
Lunar: too late. you ate it.
Lynk: Now you'll behave.
Kakashi: NO!
Lynk: Sit!
Kakashi: -sits-
Lynk: Stand.
Kakashi:-stands- I hate you Lunar.
Lunar: Get a new catchphrase.
Lynk: Kakashi, speak!
Kakashi: hello!
Lynk: Good Boy!
Kakashi: I hate my life.
Lunar: good. Then I've completed my goal.
Kakashi: I can't wait till kill you.
Lunar: Try it.
Kakashi: gr. I can't wait until Sasuke and Itachi get back,
Lunar: Neither can I. I miss my plot.
Kakashi:You had a plot?
Lunar: gr.
Lynk: Kakashi, do more tricks!
Kakashi: like what?
Lynk: FETCH! -throws stick-
Kakashi:-runs after stick-
Lynk: roll over!
KAkashi: -rolls over-
Lynk: -laughing-
Lunar: I'm ending this chapter.
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