NINJA NONSENSE

Sub Chap 4

Kakashi's in a Dog Contest & Disclaimer Idol

Kakashi: Who's... in a what?

Lynk: I entered you in the Eukenuba tournament of ninja champions.

Kakashi:... Lunar told you to. Didn't she?

Lunar: Don't blame me.

Kakashi: Did you set up the tournament.

lunar: yes.

Kakashi: -glares-

Lunar: ha ha ha

Lynk: We must get you ready! -drags Kakashi off.-

Naruto: now what? Without Kakashi, who will cue the disclimaer segment?

Lunar:hm. good point.

Naruto: What now?

Lunar: We'll have a contest!

Naruto: really?

Lunar: yeah.

Naruto: how do we get the word out?

Lunar: cookie cartons.

Naruto: don't you meant milk cartons?

Lunar: no. i mean cookie cartons. -holds up cookie carton-

Naruto:...?

Lunar: Let's get this started!

-Some TV studio-

Lunar: Welcome, to Disclamier Idol!

Naruto: Lunar doesn't own American Idol

Lunar: Our first contestant is Hinata!

Hinata:...-nervous in front of crowd- um. um. um. um.p-p-p-p-p;ease, um, s-s-s-start, um, th-the, um, d-d-d-d-disclaimer, um, s-s-s-segment, um, um, um, th-th-thank, um, um, um, y-y-you.

Naruto: That was... okay.

Lunar:..um. next.

Shikmarou: Why am I here? I already run the cameras.

Ex-Camera Guy: I hate you!

Shikmarou: Working is troublesome. I quit.

Lunar:... hey. Dude. Want your job back?

Camera-Guy: Yeah!

Neji: It's fate that I be the discliamer annuoncer.

Naruto: I SAID NOT TO SAY FATE OR DESTINY!

Neji: uh-oh.

Naruto: -beats the hell out of neji.

Neji: uuuuugggghhhhhh. Cue the Disclaimer Segment.

Lunar: . next.

Ino: Cue the freakin' disclaimer segment before I beat the freakin' heck out of ya!

Naruto:...

Lunar: nice.

Ino. Thanks.

Haku: Cue the disclaimer Segment! Please.

Naruto: Are you a guy, or a girl?

Lunar: he's both.

Haku: What?

Lunar: Haku. Neither guy nor girl but a gender all its own. (sentence is owned by Lunar.)

Haku:...

Naruto: ...

Haku: I'm a guy.

Lunar: really?

Haku: ... -leaves-

Lunar:... bye!

Naruto: Isn't Haku dead?

Lunar: yeah. why?

Naruto: he was just here.

Lunar: and?

Naruto: He should be dead.

Lunar: I brought him back.

Naruto: really?

Lunar: yeah.

Naruto:oh.

Lunar: next!

Shino: Cue the disclaimer segment.

Lunar: Thanks. next.

Gaara: Cue the disclaimer Segment.

Lunar: SQUEE! Definately top 5

Naruto: ... why?

Lunar: Because he's hot. duh.

Naruto:...

Lunar: but i like u more.

Naruto:

Lunar: next!

Sakura: -walks on stage-

Lunar: no

Sakura: wha-

Lunar: no.

Sakura: but

Lunar: no.

Sakura: why?

Lunar: I don't like you.

Sakura:...

Lunar: Next!

Lee: THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT IS YOUTHFUL!

Random Guy: -shoots lee-

Lunar: Go Random Guy!

Naruto: That was all of the contestants.

Lunar: okay voters, vote now!

-ten minutes alter-

Lunar: Votes are in! and the winner is... Gaara! Because he's smexy!

Naruto: Is that even a word?

Lunar: yes.

Gaara: Lunar doesn't own Naruto.

Lunar: See! He's smexy!

Naruto:...

Lunar: So are you NAruto.

Naruto:

Lunar: Someone start the danged chapter!

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After Ichikarou's, Lynk dragged Kakashi to a large building.

"I entered you in the Eukenuba tournament of ninja champions." Lynk said.

"What?! But I'm an ninja, not a dog!" Kakashi argued.

"Exactly. I said ninja champions." Lynk informed him. Signing the final entrance forms. She handed them to a lady, and then dragged Kakashi to a grooming station. Where she washed and brushed his fur, er, hari. Then she made him go into the bathroom and change into a plain, grey kimono. He wouldn't tkae off his mask, but Lynk was okay with that.

She dragged him into the waiting room. Kiba was there with Akamarou.

"Um. Kakshi? Why are you here, and why does that girl have you on a leash?" He asked.

" The stupid authoress is using me for subchaps." Kakashi answered.

"... oh. um, well, sorry..." Kiba said sympathetically.

-FF to 1st Round-

"First Round: Grooming!" The annouincer voice said. The judges slowly made thier rounds, but after about 3245234235 dogs and 2 weeks they finally got to Kakashi.

"... another fangirl who's gained control of a ninja. " The firs judge, whose name was Mr. Blahdiskitzer, said.

"another?" Lynk asked. Mr.Blahdiskitzer pointed to Neji, who had been captured by a red head with glasses. Mr. Blahdiskitzer looked at Kakashi.

"hm. clean clothes, shiny, smooth, tangle free hair, doesn't sthink like electric shock.. .good. good."

"Plus he's smexy." the woman judge, whose name was Mrs. LaLastizergregger, said.

"First place in grooming!" said another judge, whose name was bob. A female judge whose name does not matter, gave Lynk a ribbon.

"Yay!" Lynk said.

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Lunar: I wonder when Sasuke will be back.

Naruto: me too.

Lunar: well, we have a smexy new disclaimer announcer

Gaara:...

Lunar: I'll end the chapter now.

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