NINJA NONSENSE
Sub-Chap 5
Kakashi wins best in show... or not
Lunar: hm. Hi peoples!
Naruto: Sasuke STILL isn't back.
Lunar: okay then. We'll just do another sub-chap!
NAruto: kay.
Kisame: Hey. Where's Itachi?
Lunar: He went to see BlueEyedFun.
Kisame: Why?
Lunar: He wanted to find a way into my ceiling so that he can kill me.
Kisame: ah.
Lunar: So. Why are you here?
Kisame: Deidra sent me.
Lunar: Why?
Kisame: he said that he had a message for Itachi to give you.
Lunar: Which is?
Kisame:um, Deidra thinks you're scary.
Lunar: ...and he sent you to tell me that?
Kisame: un. yeah.
Lunar:...
Kisame: Can I go now?
Lunar: fine.
Kisame: -leaves-
Naruto: how come he can leave but I can't?
Lunar: Because. I don't want him here.
Naruto:...
Lunar: GAARA!
Gaara: What?
Lunar: Do the Disclaimer Segment.
Gaara: CUE THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT!
Lunar: ... that's still smexy.
Naruto:...
-Disclaimer Segment-
Asuma: Do you get stressed? Wanan be more laid back?
Tsunade: ... yeah, but I'm giong to the Cloud Watching hill now.
Asuma: huh?
Tsunade: you know, Shikamarou's Cloud Watching Hill.
Asuma: oh.
Tsunade: You better not be advertising cigarettes.
Asuma: um. no. Actually, I was advertising my trench knifes.
Tsunade: Oo
Asuma: If you want a great but relaxing workout, use Asuma's Trench Knives. Asuma's Trench knives are a claming way to work out your muscles.
Tsunade: um. okay.
Asuma: why do you think I'm so laid back?
Tsunade: um. the cigarettes.
Asuma: The smokes are fake. Lunar threatened to actually let me die if I didn't quit.
Tsunade: ah.
Asuma: yeah
Tsunade: nice of her to let you live.
Asuma: yeah.
Gaara: Lunar doesn't own Naruto.
Asuma: She doesn't? oh crap.
Tsunade: Sorry.
Asuma:...
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Lunar: sorry Asuma
Asuma: That's okay
Naruto:What now?
Lunar: I start the chapter.
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After several grueling grounds, KAkashi had made it to the last round, Best in Show, along with Neji, and English Terrier, a rottwieler, a pit bull, a poodle, and the mangy dog who lives with the hobo who lives in Ino's trashbin next to her flower shop. Mr.Blahdishitzer, Mrs. Lalastixergresser, Bob, and the nameless judge walked around, looking at each dog or captured ninja.
The judges kicked out the english terrier because he had tried to eat Kakashi's leg. The Rottwieler was kicked out because he tried to eat Bob. The judges wanted to see the dogs run, so Lynk and the other fangirl made KAkashi and Neji carry them as they ran. The judges were still undecided.
They kicked out Neji because he kicked the poodle when the poodle confused him with a tree. The poodle had been disqualified because it was found out that he was hooked on heroin and that he was a drug dealer.
the only contestants left were Kakashi, the pit bull, and the scruffy dog that belonged to the hobo that lives in Ino's trashbin next to the flower shop. The judges watched them carefully.
"Third place, Sprinkles!" the pit bull proudly accepted his ribbon from the nameless judge who's name doesn't matter. Kakashi was sure he was going to win, because it was jut him and the scruffy-hobo-dog.
"and the first place, best in show winner is... " The judges waited about 1 year, 8 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 17 hours, 13 minutes, and 56 seconds before saying," Chipper the hobo dog who lives with the hobo who lives in Ino Yamanka's trash bin that's next to her flower shop!" Kakashi fell flat on his face. Chipper happily took his ribbon and he and the hobo went back to the trash bin. Lynk took Kakashi's ribbon and then dragged him away.
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Naruto: ha ha ha ha
Lunar: -laughing-
Lynk: It's ok Kakashi
kakashi: -sniffs- I lost to a hobo dog.
Lunar: MHUA HA HA HA
Kakashi: I hate you.
Lunar: why me and not the judges?
Kakashi: good point
Lunar: Are you going to get them?
Kakashi: yes.
Lunar: ok then
Lynk:Let's go Kashi-kun
Kakashi:Kashi-kun?
Lynk: you're still wearing the taser collar?
Kakashi: Dangit.
Lunar: -laughs-
Kakashi:Take if off, please.
Lunar: nah
Kakashi: Why not?
Lunar: I don't feel like it.
Kakashi: but why not?
Luanr:dunno
Kakashi: ...
Lunar: I think Sasuke's back.
Naruto: How do you know.
Lunar: Well, I'm the Great Authoress. I know all. That, and I just got a call. BlueEyedFun hid the key to my ceiling in a... very hard to get area. But Itachi and Sasuke managed. I don't want to know how.
Naruto: Oo
Lunar: Ask BlueEyedFun if you really want to know where the key was.
Kakashi: I don't.
Naruto: Neither do I.
Kakashi: what now?
Naruto: That's my line!
Kakashi: sorry.
Naruto: It's okay
Kakashi: have you guys been running the disclaimer segment?
Lunar: yeah. Gaara's our sub-chap announcer.
Kaakshi: ah.
Gaara: can I leave?
Lunar:no.
Naruto: don't feel back Gaara. I can't leave either.
Lunar: not until the stories over.
Naruto: when will that happen?
Lunar: When I run out of plot.
Naruto: will that ever happen?
Lunar: nope.
Naruto: -sighs-
Lunar:. ... -hides in ceiling.-
naruto:Lunar, why'd you go in there?
Sasuke & Itachi: LUNAR YOUR DEAD!
Sasuke: I don't even want to think about where this key has been!
Itachi: If you seriously want to know, go ask BlueEyedFun.
Sasuke: Where's the lock?
Itachi: -stares at Naruto-
Naruto: Why are you staring at me like that?
Lunar: It's not there!
Itachi: If you want to know, ask BlueEyedFun.
Sasuke: where is it?
Kakashi:... where do you think?
Sasuke:...
Itachi: oh, duh. -gets ladder, climbs to the ceiling, unscrews lightbulb, and unlocks a door into the ceiling.-
Lunar: AH!
Sasuke: WOAH! IT'S AWESOME UP HERE!
Itachi: KILL LUNAR!
Lunar: Sorry folks, but I gotta go! Next Chap will be run by my illustorous Hikari, DA ANGEL OF DA AUTHORESSES!
Sasuke: You have a hikari?
Lunar:yes.
Sasuke: but that means you're a yami!
Lunar:...duh. -dissappears-
Itachi: Where'd she go!
Lunar: Oh, and the reviewers had questions. and since my life is in danger, I'll just drag them in here and make them ask the characters themselves.
Lone Konouchi: Sasuke, where's emo school?
Sasuke: oh, you just take Oak street south about 5 miles down till you get to Maple street, then hang a right, go 6 more miles until you reach Pine street, and then go 2 miles until you get to happy happy joy joy street, then go 5 miles to emotionless lane then go 35 miles to Depression Lane. Go right, and then travel 8 feet until you get to I'm so cool Avenue. It should be the large building on the right.
Grapefruit Ninja: What would happen if the Kyuubi's fur was dyed pink?
Naruto: Hold on, let me ask the kyuubi.
Kyuubi: ... Funny story, my fur is actually strawberry pink. I just dyed my fur because I wanted to look all cool and crap when I attacked Konoha.
Grapefruit Ninja: Does Sasuke secretly have a blanket named Hubert?
Sasuke: No his name is Bob thank you very much.
Naruto:-laughing-
Sasuke: crud.
Grapefruit Ninja: Is Kakashi's mask actually superglued to his face but he's just too proud to admit it?
Kakashi: WHO TOLD YOU! I mean, eh, no it's not.
Sasuke: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LUNAR!
Lunar: REVIEW! WITH QUESTIONS! YOU CAN EVEN ASK QUESTIONS FROM MY HIKARI, ANGEL! she won't mind. but please, ask questions mainly from the characters and don't ask questions about the cage -thing. please.