NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter: 14
Angel's Chapter
Sasuke: Who's Angel and where the hell is Lunar.
Angel: I'm Angel, and I'm Lunar's Hikari, and I don't know where she is.
Sasuke: You don't know where your own Hikari is?
Angel: nope.
Sasuke:...
Angel: I hope Lunar doesn't have any access to any explosives.
Naruto: Um. Why?
Angel: Well, you don't really want to know why, but she has been attending some school run by Marik and Bakura.
Itachi: You mean Marik and Bakura's School for Psycho's by TheRichNobody?
Angel: yes.
Sasuke: WHY DO WE ADVERTISE OTHER PEOPLE'S STORIES?
Angel: Because they're awesome.
Sasuke: So?
Angel: They deserve some recognition.
Sasuke:...
Itachi: They do Ototou.
Sasuke: I still hate you.
Itachi: I know.
Angel: We'll, let's see, what shall we do...
Sasuke: Plot Lunar's death.
Angel: Oo um. no.
Sasuke:...
Itachi: I already did that. -gives Sasuke the plans-
Sasuke: Oo um. when?
Itachi: I don't remember.
Sasuke: --
Angel: Can we talk about another subject?
Sasuke: Why?
Angel: Because this is making me uncomfortable.
Sasuke: oh. Why do I care?
Angel:...
Naruto: Why don't you cue the disclaimer segment?
Angel:Great idea!
Naruto: Just call KAkashi.
Angel: Kakashi!
Kakashi: Yes?
Angel: Can you start the disclaimer Segment.
Kakashi: yes. CUE THE DISCLAIMER NOW.
-Disclaimer Segment-
Jairaya: Do you need something to read?
Tsunade: -punches Jairaya- STOP ADVERTISING THOSE BOOKS
Jairaya: X.X
Tsunade: How many times have I told you this?
Jairaya: But this is a great advertising oppurtunity.
Tsunade: I don't care. you will not advertise on this fanfic, or I will kill you.
Jairaya: Oo okay.
Tsunade: good boy.
Jairaya: Then what should we advertise?
Tsunade: Gambling.
Jairaya: We shouldn't teach little kids to gamble.
Tsunade: How many little kids read fanfics?
Jairaya: i dunno.
Tsunade: Well, Gambling is better than you book.
Jairaya: How so?
Tsunade: You're book is dirty and wrong.
Jairaya: Some say the same about gambling.
Tsunade: whatever.
Jairaya: what now?
Tsunade: did you know that Itachi and Sasuke are working together?
Jairaya: Really? Why?
Tsunade: To kill Lunar.
Jairaya: ah.
Tsunade: yeah.
Jairaya: Can I advertise an open job position.
Tsunade: What is it?
Jairaya: a researcher.
Tsunade: -punches Jairaya- NO
Jairaya: -twitches painfully- ow.
Kakashi: Remember kids, you DO NOT want to end up like these two.
Tsunade: ...
Jairaya:...What? We have respectable careers.
Kakashi: and unrespectable habits.
Jairaya: Whatever.
Tsunade:...
Kakashi: Neither Lunar or Angel own Naruto or yugioh.
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Angel: So much hitting.
Naruto: So what now?
Angel: hm. idk.
Naruto: We need to do something.
Angel: I know!
Sasuke: What?
Angel: What goes on in Lunar's authoress studio.
Sasuke:...
Angel: START THE CHAPTER!
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-ThE gReAt AuThOrEsS's StUdIo-
Lunar: oh, Just keep swimming, Just Keep swimming, Just keep swimming, swimming swimming, swimming swimming swimming, swimming. When we are down what do we do? We swim. swim. swim.
Angel: What are you doing?
Lunar: singing.
Angel: Um. I can tell.
Lunar: Want to sing with me?
Angel: um. no.
Lunar: ok.
Angel:...
Lunar: -playing with a small box-
Angel: Lunar. What is that.
Lunar: nooooothing.
Angel: Oo. okay.
Lunar: -dissappears-
Angel: ... -turns on tv- oooh. Discovery channel had a special on volcanos.
Lunar: -comes back with a grin-
Angel: What did you do?
Lunar: noooooootttttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg.
Angel:...
Lunar: -watches out the window with binoculars-
-explosion is heard-
angel: LUNAR WHAT DID YOU DO.
Lunar: NOTHING
Seto Kiaba: -walks in covered in soot- I HATE YOU.
Lunar: -laughing-
Angel: LUNAR! Didn't I tell you to stop torturing Kiaba?
Lunar: no. You said to stop torturing Kiba.
angel: ...
Kiaba:- leaves-
Lunar: -cackling-
Bakura:- walks in- That was freakin' hilarious.
Lunar: thankies. Wanna help me take out a city block?
Angel: NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE OUT A CITY BLOCK. and Bakura I am calling Ryou if you even thinking about it.
lunar: fine... Bakura. Wanna help me annoy me hikari/
Bakura: sure.
Angel: both of you just sit down and shut up.
Lunar: ... yes mam.
Angel: Why do i not trust either of you?
Bakura: I don't know...
Angel: -leaves to her room-
Lunar: What should we do?
Bakura: Let's check the list.
Lunar: ok.
Bakura: Remember folks, we're reading from Bakura and Marik's psycho school by TheRichNobody.
Lunar: Read it! it's awesome!
Bakura: First thing, Have a mellenium item handy.
Lunar: I have authoress powers, so I don't need it. -laughs madly-
Bakura: Yes.
Lunar: What next?
Bakura: Well, according to therichnobody, we must have weapons handy. aw man. I didn't bring any.
Lunar: -VERY creepy evil grin- -Opens a door- This. is my weapons vault.
Bakura: -shining eyes- It's beautiful.
Lunar: oh. it is.
Bakura: We need no more.
Lunar: -chuckles-
-1 minute later-
Angel: -walks into an empty room- Lunar? Where did you go? -sees open weapons vault- WHY IS THE WEAPONS VAULT EMPTY?!
-somewhere else-
Bakura: did you hear something?
Lunar: no. Hey, look, there's Marik. Hi Marik.
Marik: what are you two doing?
Lunar: Causing havoc.
Marik: Can I help?
Lunar: yes.
Marik:oooooh. whats with the 24 pack of pepsi cans?
lunar: the atem/pharoah pepsi thing belongs to THERICHNOBODY, because it's freakin' awesome.
Well, I figured we'ld give them to 24 different people and have them open the cans.
Marik: You're evil.
Lunar: Thanks.
Bakura: I'M SO PROUD.
Marik: Me too.
Lunar: -grins psycotically-
Marik: ooooh, what's this? Bazookas?
Lunar: yes.
Bakura: I want one!
Lunar: Mhua ha ha this will be fun. -walks up to random lady- excuse me, would you open this?
Atem: PEPSI!
-Ten Minutes Later-
Angel: WHAT THE HECK, THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA IS DESTORYED, LUNAR, MARIK, BAKURA WHAT DID YOU THREE DO?
Lunar: It wasn't us! It was Atem! He attacked everyone for pepsi!
Angel: and you three didn't run around having people open the pepsi?
lunar: no.
Marik: -hides bazooka-
Angel: I am so calling the other hikaris.
-Ten more minutes later.-
-Bakura, Lunar, & Marik are all in a cage-
Lunar: And people ask how I always end up in a cage. Now, they know.
Marik: This is so annoying.
Bakura: can we get out now?
Ryou: no.
Malik: no.
Angel: No. You'll just have to find some non-violent way to entertain yourselves.
Lunar: -grins- I have an idea. -whispers an idea-
Bakura: You are such a great student.
Malik: What are you three planning?
Marik: oh, nothing.
Lunar: Ready?
Bakura: yes.
Ryou: Bakura...
Lunar:-singing- WE KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES,
Bakura: EVERYBODY'S NERVES,
Marik: EVERYBODY'S NERVES.
All Three: WE KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES BUMP BUMP BUMP
Angel: oh goodness.
Ryou: ugh.
Malik: SHUT UP.
Marik: remember kids, always do the opposite of what your hikari says go THERICHNOBODY
Lunar/Marik/Bakura: WE KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES,
EVERYBODY'S NERVES,
EVERYBODY'S NERVES.
WE KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES BUMP BUMP BUMP
Ryou: I hate them.
Angel: don't we all.
Lunar/Marik/Bakura: WE KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES,
EVERYBODY'S NERVES,
ERERYBODY'S NERVES,
WE KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES BUMP BUMP BUMP
-2 weeks 5 days, 8 hours, 22 minutes and 6 seconds later-
Ryou: They're driving me crazy.
Angel: That's their goal.
Malik: uuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhh.
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Naruto: woah. poor Angel.
Angel: they were terrible. TERRIBLE.
Sasuke: Oo
Angel: Now you know what I LIVE with. I have to LIVE with that.
Itachi: Man. All three of them at once.
Sasuke: I still want to kill Lunar
Itachi: Yeah.
Naruto: Who knew Angel was so destructive?
Kakashi: I know. Now she scares me even more.
Sasuke: Just answer the reviewers questions and end this hellish chapter.
Angel: Okay. Our first questioner is grapefruit Ninja.
Where was the key? oh, well, let's just say that Sora from Kingdom hearts wasn't pleased about it's location.
Next question is for Gaara. How many grapes can you fit in your mouth?
Gaara: 8,392.
Naruto: Oo
Gaara: I have a big mouth and a lot of free time.
Angel: I think the grapefruit ninja meant whole unchewed grapes.
Gaara: I know. I can fit 8,392 unchewed grapes in my mouth.
Angel: Oo
Naruto: Oo
Sasuke: Oo
Itachi: Oo
Angel: Okay. Grapefruit ninja's next question is for Itachi.
Are you secretly a famous tap dancer?
Itachi: Yes.
Angel: Grapefruit Ninja's next question is for Kisame. Did you hold your breath for a long time when you were a little kid and is that why you are blue?
Kisame: WHO THE HELL TOLD GRAPEFRUIT NINJA THAT?!!!
Itachi: He offered me 345 pairs of tap shoes to tell him something interesting by the ramen shop.
Kisame:...
Angel: okay. BlindFoxx15 asks Gaara, why do you have those rings around your eyes.
Gaara: Well, Since I don't have eyebrows, I looked kinda weird, so I jacked temari's eyeliner and used it. It never came off, cause I accidentally grabbed a sharpie, so now I have these permenate lines around my eyes. but it looks fine, so I'm happy.
Angel: okay, last question is from mysterious man.
Hey Sasuke, how come your so cool and yet not the main character?
Sasuke: Because I'm TOO cool, and all the other manga and anime's main characters would be jealous of my coolness.
Naruto: Whatever Sasuke.
Angel: REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS!