NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 16
Death To Lunar
Angel: -sigh- I wonder where Lunar is.
Sasuke: I hope she's rotting in hell.
Angel: You're such a lovely boy. -sarcasm-
Sasuke: I know. -poses-
Angel: - sweatdrops-
Naruto: What should we do now?
Angel: Bake cookies?
Itachi: NOT THE COOKIES!
Angel:Oo
Sasuke: Oo
Naruto: Oo
Itachi:-shaking-
Angel: Why not cookies?
Itachi: -shifty eyes- no reason.
Sasuke: Oo Liar.
Itachi: I didn't lie! It was the cookies!
Sasuke: Oo What?
Itachi: uh, I mean, um, I don't like cookies.
Angel: and? what if we like cookies?
Itachi: NO COOKIES!!!
Sasuke: Oo
Naruto:-gets out package of chocolately chipity cookies-
Itachi: What is that?
Naruto: A package of chocolately chipity cookies
Itachi: OO Don't open those!
Naruto: Why not?
Itachi: don't...
Naruto: -grabs opening tab-
Itachi: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE, NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Naruto: -starts pulling tab-
Itachi: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Naruto: -opens cookies-
Itachi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -huddles in corner-
Naruto: -takes out a cookie-
Itachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T HURT ME MR COOKIE!
Naruto: Oo -holds cookie out toward Itachi-
Itachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T HURT ME!
Sasuke: Oo
Angel: Oo
Naruto: Oo
Sasuke: -evil grin-
Angel:...Sasuke...
Sasuke: -grabs cookie-
Naruto: Hey... that was mine.
Sasuke: Shut up dobe. -throws cookie at Itachi-
Itachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FORGIVE ME MR. COOKIE! FORGIVE ME! -runs away from cookie-
Angel: Oo
Naruto: Oo
Sasuke: XD HA HA HA HA HA HA -gets another cookie-
Itachi: NOOOOOOOO HAVE PITY LITTLE BROTHER!
Sasuke: NEVER!!!! -throws cookies at Itachi- HA HA HA HA HA
Itachi: -runs- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sasuke: -laughing madly-
Angel: -trying not to laugh-
Naruto: - struggling not to laugh-
Itachi: DON'T HURT ME, OH GREAT COOKIES!!!
Sasuke: - still throwing cookies at Itachi while laughing-
Itachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO SORRY COOKIE-LORD!!!!!
Angel: Cookie-lord?
Lunar: oh yeah...
Angel: Lunar? When did you get here?
Lunar: When Itachi started screaming for the cookie forgiveness.
Angel: Lunar. Did you have something to do with this.
Lunar: -shifty eyes- um. nooo.
Angel: Lunar, what. did. you. do.
Lunar: -sigh- fine. Give me a minute and I'll set it up as the chapter.
Angel: I really wonder what you've done to torture some of these people.
Lunar: You mean, what I have done to completely deteriorate their sanity?
Angel:...yes.
Lunar: -crazy grin-
Angel: Oo What's wrong with you?
Sasuke: What's wrong with who?
Angel: Lunar.
Sasuke: LUNAR'S HERE?! -burns all the cookies-
Itachi: -hugs Sasuke-YOU'VE SAVED ME!!!!
Sasuke: Lunar's back!
Itachi: WE MUST KILL HER!
Lunar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT!
Kakashi: kay. CUE THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
-Disclaimer Segment-
Kisame: Is someone trying to kill you?
Itachi: Is it one of us?
Diedra: Is your death imminent?
Sasori: Are you terminal? or just clumsy?
Tobi: Is Tobi a good boy?
Kisame: -ignoring Tobi- Then you need...
Itachi: The Aksutaki brand...
Diedra: Red Cloud Caskets!
Sasori: The perfect caskets for any occasion!
Kisame: Available at any time!
Itachi: At any place!
Sasori: Any situation!
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! Right?
Kisame:-still ignoring Tobi- In fact, yo ucan buy Red Cloud Caskets...
Itachi: Right before I use my sharingan on you!
Deidra: Right before I blow you up!
Sasori: Right before I kill ya with a rubber band!
Kisame: A rubber band?
Sasori: shut up, it's deadly.
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!
Kisame: -still ignoring tobi- so remember,
Itachi: If you're terminal,
Diedra: Or in mortal danger,
Sasori: Or if you want an interesting conversation topic,
Tobi: Is Tobi a good boy?
Kisame:-still ignoring Tobi- Then you need...
Kisame, ITachi, Diedra &Sasori: RED CLOUD CASKETS!
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Kisame: SHUT UP TOBI.
Kakashi: Lunar doesn't own Naruto or south park.
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy.
Kisame: -gets out sword- DIE TOBI-
Tobi: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Naruto: What's Southpark?
Angel: A TV show
Naruto: oh.
Lunar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sasuke: STAND STILL SO WE CAN KILL YOU!
Lunar: no!
Angel: -sweatdrops-
Itachi: -tackles Lunar to the ground-
-Ten Minutes Later-
Lunar: -dead-
Angel: Omg, you bastard, you killed Lunar!
Sasuke: I know! MHUA HA HA HA HA
Itachi: Finally, I have my revenge.
Angel: I'm running Lunar's last chapter. -sniffs-
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Itachi sighed, and hid in his room. That girl, Lunar, had only been there for two days, and already she was driving him crazy. ITachi, was throughly convinced that Lunar was here only to annoy the hell out of him. So far, she insulted his most sacred nail polish, dyed him colors that didn't fit him well, blew up half the base , convinced Sasori that he was a girl, repaired the base, stole Itachi's favorite stuffed animls, set them on fire, threw them off a cliff, into a giant box of gun powder, oblitering a small country, and then she laughed at the funeral Itachi held for his lost stuffed animals. Yep. Itachi definately hated Lunar. Almost as much as he hated the color pink seperate story.. and yet, still Lunar's fault.
he decided to go and partake in his favorite relaxing activity. Baking cookies. Itachi walked into the kitchen, closed the door, put on his 'I'm so smexy' apron, and took out the baking supplies.
Itachi began to mix the perfect dough for super deluxe chocolately chipity cookies. He had gotten the dough to the prefect consistancy, when the devil herself walked into the droom.
"Hias, Tachi-kun!" Lunar said cheerfully
"Go die." Itachi growled. That girl had tortured him enough, how dare she interrupt his cookie baking time.
"Watcha making?" Lunar asked.
"None of your business." Itachi snapped, giving her his best 'I hate you and you deserve to die and get the hell away from me or else' look. Lunar just grinned a 'ha ha go ahead' look. Then she bounced over to the bowl where Itachi had been mixing his cookie dough.
"Ooohhh. Chocolately chipity cookie dough. Can I like the spoon when you're done?" Lunar asked.
"No. You can have no chocolatly chipity goodness. Now get out." Itachi shoved her out of the kitchen.
"Have it your wayy." Lunar said in this 'hee hee i'm evils' singsong voice, and went off to go see Deidra, who seemed to enjoy blowing things up with her. Everytime she annoyed him, he'd try to blow her up. Then she'd squeal, say his bombs were awesome, and then they'd start talking about how awesome explosions were. and sooner or later, something would be blown up. Probably Sasori.
Itachi shrugged, and then decided to use al lhis cookie dough to create one, big, giant, uber chocolately chipity cookies. He shoved his mega-cookie into the oven, and then set it to bake, and walked away to go keep Diedra and Lunar from blowing up the base... again.
-Ten Minutes Later-
Itachi brushed the soot off of his apron, and made a mental note to make Lunar repair the base. he walked into the thankfully still in one piece kitchen, and pulled out his 'Mega Cookie'. He set it down on the counter, and then he got out a giant cookie plate and a cup of milk. When he turned back to his cookie, it was gone. A giant shadow loomed over him. ITachi turned around to see a massive cookie looming over him.
"I am the Great Cookie Lord! How dare you bake me, and then try to eat me! You shall pay, Uchiha Itachi!" The Great Cookie lord informed Itachi. Itachi ran screaming from the massive killer cookie.
-15 minutes later-
Lunar walked into the kitchen to find the cookie lord beating an unconcious Itachi. Lunar killed the cookie lord, and then took a blackmail picture of the beaten Itachi. Then she left to go blow up Kisame's room.
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Angel: ...
Itachi: Lunar created the cookie king. Freakin -censored-
Naruto: You got beat up. By a cookie.
Itachi: Shut up.
Sasuke: Ha ha ha you got pwned by a cookie.
Itachi: Shut up. At least Lunar, the cause of all evil, is dead.
Luanr: I am?
NAruto: AHhh! Zombie-authoress!
Lunar: Naruto. I'm not a zombie. or a ghost.
Sasuke: Then how are you here?
Itachi: We kileld you!
Lunar: Yeah, but I came back. After all. everyone knows that you can't kill an authoress!
Itachi: ... You could've told us that before we killed you.
Lunar: nah. That was fun.
Sasuke:... You have major issues.
Lunar: I know.-smiles crazily-
Naruto: You scare me.
Lunar: I know.
Angel: Lunar... You need to go to therapy.
Lunar: awww. But then I'll act normal!
Angel: Yes. For a grand total of five minutes.
Lunar: Five terrible moments.
Angel: -rolls eyes-
Lunar: you can go now Angel.
Angel: you sure? They might try to kill you again.
Lunar: I'll just come back again.
Angel: good point.
Lunar: See ya Angel.
Naruto: Bye Angel!
Sasuke: Bye Angel!
Itachi: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US WITH THIS NUTCASE?
Angel: Bye! -leaves-
Lunar:-nutcase? Oh, you're gonna LOVE the next chapter.
Itachi: -scared-
Lunar: We have no questions. So see you next chapter!
Itachi:...HELP!