NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 17
Guests!
Lunar: YAY!!!
Sasuke: What are you so happy about?
Lunar: I'm having guests today!
Sasuke: Who?
Lunar: Two of my bestest friends EVER!
Sasuke:... Names please.
Lunar: RM and Creator!
Sasuke: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Lunar: Because you're a pessimist.
Sasuke: shut up.
Lunar: I CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY GET HERE.
Sasuke: I can.
Lunar: BE NICE.
Sasuke: Go die.
Lunar: Can't.
Sasuke: Damn you.
Naruto: Who's RM and creator?
Lunar: MY BESTSEST PSYCHO FRIENDS.
Naruto: Sasuke, I'm scared!!!!
Sasuke: Me too. ITACHI!!!!
Itachi: What?
Sasuke: Lunar's bringing friends over.
Itachi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-runs-
Lunar: I wonder what we should play. Oh, I know, we'll play KYS!
Sasuke: Kys?
Lunar: Know your Stars!
Sasuke: not that thing!
Lunar: -hears doorbell ring- They're here!
Sasuke: oh no. -hides behind couch-
Gaara: Hi.
Sasuke: Since when have you been here?
Gaara: I'm the sub-disclaimer segment accouncer.
Sasuke: ah.
Naruto: Chips?
Sasuke: yeah thanks.
Gaara: thanks.
Lunar: you be nice. Sasuke.
Sasuke: Or what?
Lunar: Or I make you the star of this chapter.
Sasuke: damnit.
Lunar: -laughs-
Naruto: Some's knocking at the door. shouldn't you answer it?
Lunar: oh yeah... -runs to a door and opens it.- HI.
Naruto: Lunar. that's a closet.
Lunar: oh. -runs to another door- HI.
Sasuke: That's the bathroom.
Lunar: oh. Hi Neji.
Neji: Can't you see I'm combing my hair?
Lunar: sorry. -opens another door- HI.
Naruto: That's a window.
Lunar: Oo...oh. - tries again- HI.
Creator: Hi Lunar! Was wondering when you were gonna answer the door... thought mabey chicken-butt-hair-cut did something-points to sasuke while speaking-
Sasuke: -glares- MY HAIR DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN'S BUTT!!!!
Creator: -grins- Yes.. it does..
Sasuke: NO IT DOESN'T YOU CRAZY WOMAN!!!!
Lunar: funny, he usually says that to me.
Creator: - chibi hugs Lunar- He yelled at me! TT
Lunar: DON'T YELL AT THE CREATOR!!! -hits Sasuke with a giant mallet.
Naruto: Where did you get the gaint mallet?
Lunar: Dunno.
Naruto: -sweatdrops-
Creator: -laughs- Okay... that is one of the funniest things I have seen! Great Job Lunar. So, have you been donig anything in particular to torture them? -tilts head towards the naruto characters-
Neji: I wish you didn't ask her that.
Creator: -grins- Oh! She must of been doing some pretty awesome stuff! -grins-
Neji: -looks annoyed-
Lunar: Neji's just mad because I walked in on him brushing his hair.
Neji: Shut up.
Lunar: that, and I told Naruto that Neji said fate, so Naruto beat him up.
Naruto: Neji said fate?
Neji: No I di-
Lunar: -cuts neji off- YES.
Naruto: grrrrrrr. -starts beating the daylights out of neji-
Lunar: I love my job.
Creator: -laughs- Oh, this is freakin awesome! -thinks of something and grins- Sasuke... you should pull your boy-friend off of Neji. -grins and whispers to Lunar- This is going to be good!
Sasuke: - glares at Creator-What did you just say?!
Creator:-grins- you heard me.
Sasuke: -gets in Creator's face- Say that again and I'll kill you. Naruto and I do NOT go out and NEVER will.
Lunar: DON'T THREATEN CREATOR!!1- slaps sasuke-
Sasuke: ow.
Creator: If it isn't true about you two dating... then why are you making such a fuss about it? I mean, there's a lot of fanfics about it.
Lunar: and pictures. -shows sasunaru pic-
Naruto: OO MY EYES.
Sasuke: OMG, WHAT AM I DOING TO THE DOBE?
Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lunar: lol.
Creator: -laughs and sees pic- Oh, this is my favorite pic! -grins-
Sasuke & Naruto:- glares at Creator- Give us the pic!
Creator: No way! you are NOT burning it! O -sticks pic down shirt- HAHA Can't get it now!
Sasuke & Naruto: -look annoyed & then grin evilly-
Sasuke: I've been worse places then that.
Creator: Uh oh... -starts running-
Sasuke: -runs after Creator-
Lunar: Oo... Creator, you don't even want to know where Sasuke went to get the key to my ceiling.
Sasuke: -shudders- actually, it was Itachi.
Lunar: Either way, EW.
Itachi: It wasn't me, It was Sasuke.
Sasuke: DOES IT MATTER? ONE OF US STILL HAD TO GET IT FROM...THERE.
Itachi: good point. that was scary. very. scary.
Creator: I'm slightly confussed. But oh well.. Hi Itachi! -chibi hugs him-
Lunar: If you don't get it, pm me and I'll tell you what Blue Eyed fun told Itachi and Sasuke.
Itachi: -annoyed- Get off me...
Creator: No. -grins-
Itachi: I said to get off of me. -glares down at creator-
Creator: O.O -jumps off of him- um, sorry?
Gaara: -comes out from behind the couch- Will you all shut up?
Creator: -has big shiny happy anime eyes- GAARA-KUN!!! -chibi hugs him-
Lunar: -offers creator taser collar- Gaara is best behaved when he's on a leash.
Gaara: - to lunar- I hate you.
Lunar: I know. I know.
Creator:- continues to hug Gaara- No, I don't need it. -rubs cheeck against Gaara's- I would never torture him... everyone else...yes.-grins-
Gaara: -looks annoyed- Stop doign that...
Creator: I don't wanna.
Lunar: -laughing her head off-
Sasuke: -walks out of the bathroom.- Sorry. I really need to bathe after just THINKING about that.
Itachi: MY TURN!!-runs in-
Lunar: -chibi hugs NAruto- weee chibi hugging fest
Naruto: I'm never going to get you off. am I?
Lunar: nope.
Gaara: -pushes Creator off and walks out of room-
Creator: -frowns and looks sad- He pushed me off...
Sasuke: I would too if I was being hugged by YOU.
Creator: -Looks really said and is on the verge of tears- That is so mean.
Sasuke: O.O... is she about to cry?
Lunar: OMG YOU MEANIE! -chases Sasuke around with the world's biggest mallet-
Sasuke:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Naruto: poor creator. you can hug... um, -grabs neji- you can hug neji!
Neji: HEY.
Creator: Nah, he had TenTen-spots a teddy bear- I'd rather hug the teddy bear. -hugs teddy-
Neji: I'm glad...yet... I feel insulted at the same time.. oh well. hey, that's Mr.Snuffeles!
Naruto: Mr. Snuffeles?
Neji: um, never mind.
Creator: -still hugging bear-Sorry Neji
Neji: It's okay. Watch this. -sits and pouts- I FEEL EMO!!!
Lunar: Don't feel emo!
Neji: -smirks- see? Insta-hug.
Naruto: -pouts-
Lunar: OMG. KAWAII. -chibi glomps naruto-
Naruto: -smirks at neji-
Neji: You're being hugged by a psycho.
Naruto: You were being hugged by a psycho first.
Neji: good point.
Lunar: I JUST HEARD THE DOORBELL RING! Sasuke, OPEN THE DOOR.
Sasuke: WHY ME?
Lunar: -holds up blackmail pic-
Sasuke: -runs to open door-
Creator: Oh, I hope it is RM! She is so much fun! -grins at Neji and chibi hugs him-
Neji: Why are you hugging me?
Creator: Cause I wanna.
Neji: --
Lone Konouichi: Hey guys! -runs into main room- -sees Creator hugging neji and titls head- Why are you doing that? Nevermind... i probably don't wanna know...
Creator: I just felt ike hugging him! -sees Gaara come back in- Since GAARA doesn't like me...
Gaara: -looks at neji and glares- nope.
Neji: What? She hugged me!
Lunar: awwwww. poor Gaara. How do you feel?
Gaara: unloved. as usual.
Lunar: AWWWWWWWWWW -hugs gaara- YOU'RE SO LUVEDED!
Gaara: You can always count on a lunar hug.
Itachi: What is this, hug fest?
Lunar: awwwwww, Itachi, do you feel unloved now?
Itachi: yes.
Lunar: AWWWWWWWW-hugs itachi-
Creator: -lets go of Neji cause he was getting annoyed-
Neji: -runs away-
Creator: -sniffels- so lonley
Kiba: -pops out of nowhere and hugs creator, then leaves-
Creator: Oo
RM:So... Um... What did you guys call me here for anyways? I'm not good with parties, so if this is a party thingy, can I not be expected to do much of anything? -hits head into wall- ARg! I'm supposed to be doing something inteseting and I'm being as interesting as um...let me get back to you on that. -beings to think.-
Lunar: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. We called ya cause you're one of our bestest friends!
Sasuke:...
Lunar: at least you're not boring as Sasuke.
Sasuke: HEY!
RM: Yay! It's nice to be loved! and Sasuke is not that boring! -looks at Sasuke- I never thanked you for getting the door for me. Thanks.-smiles-
Sasuke: uhhhhh.
Lunar:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hey, does this mean Sasuke's not gay?
Sasuke: Hey!
Lunar: heh heh heh.
Creator: We need to go Lunar. RM's cow character is destroying texas again.
Lunar: Oo okay. BYE BYES! EVERYONE SAY BY TO CREATOR AND RM!
Everyone: um, bye?
Creator & Rm: -leave-
Naruto: cow?
Lunar: don't ask. You know, this chappie was a little long. I'll answer some questions, and we'll get back to the story next chappie.
Itachi: Thank goodness.
Lunar: Our first questions are from Lone Konouchi.
Tobi, why do you want to join the atksutaki
Tobi: Cause Tobi's a good boy!
Lunar: -- Lone Konouchi's next question is
Orochimarou, have you ever tried to lick your elbow?
Orochimarou: Yes! -licks his elbow-
Lunar: -shudders- that was creepy. Now we have a question from Lee Lover Forever, who rocks by the way cause they reviewed me once every chapter, which rocked.
Orochimarou, why do you look like Michael Jackson?
Orochimarou: Wow, i'm popular today. Well, I don't know who Michael Jackson is, but it's probably because we're both sexy.
Sasuke: -punches orochimarou-
Lunar: -banging head against wall- I'm, so, disturbed.
Sasuke: me too.
Lunar: Naruto's Kyuubi has a question for Naruto.
What does Kyuubi do on his free time inside of you? I'm sure some of the things he does gives you stomache aches...O.o
Naruto: He sings, talks, writes, goes on the internet, and he recently took up tap dancing because of an internet tap dancing course.
Lunar: Oo he gets internet service?
Naruto: yep.
Lunar: Oo How?
Naruto: I dunno.
Lunar:..., um,Well, that was the chapter, REVIEW PEOPLES. IF YOU WANNA BE INCLUDED IN THE CONVO PART OF THE STORY, OF IF YOU WANT TO RANDOMLY APPEAR IN THE ACTUAL STORY, JUST TELL ME.