NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 18
Back to the Story
Lunar: Holy Crackers of Timbuktu! We're actually going back to the plot!
Sasuke: We had a plot?
Lunar: -glares- yes!
Sasuke: -laughs to himself-
Naruto: Wtf is up with the holy crackers?
Lunar: Well, we have a lot of saltines in my house, and I dunno, doesn't holy crackers just sound funny?
Sasuke: Funny as in, retarded?
Lunar: Don't be mean!
Sasuke: Whatever.
Lunar: hmph.
Naruto: So, where did we leave off?
Lunar: OMG. Everyone forgot, didn't they?
Sasuke: no duh.
Lunar: Shut it, emo boy.
Sasuke: DON'T CALL ME EMO! my therapist says it makes me more depressed.
Lunar: Oo You have a therapist.
Sasuke: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY PROBLEMS.
Lunar: ummmm. Okay...
Naruto: I'm scared for Sasuke.
Lunar: OMG ARE YOU GAY?
Naruto: NO. HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TELL YOU THAT WE'RE NOT GAY. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF SASUKE/NARUTO FANGIRL?
Lunar: yes.
Naruto: OO oh.
Lunar: Hey, should we remind people of what happened last?
Naruto: um. yes.
Lunar: Well, last time, Naruto and Sasuke were crazy, but then Itachi, Diedra, Sasori and Kisame appeared, and Sasuke and Naruto bit all of them, so now Itachi Diedra, Sasori and Kisame are crazy and Sasuke and Naruto are normal again.
Sasuke: THANK GOODNESS I'M NORMAL AGAIN.
Lunar: As normal as you could ever get.
Sasuke: What?!
Lunar: Nothing.
Naruto: So, what now?
Lunar: OMG, our first return to the plot disclaimer segment!
Naruto:...okay.
Lunar: KAKASHI.
Kakashi: What?
Lunar: Start the disclaimer segment.
Kakashi: CUE THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT!!!!
--Disclaimer Segment-
Kiba: do you like puppies?
Akamarou: BARK! ((do you?))
Kiba: Do you LOVE dogs?
Akamarou: BARK BARK ((and hate cats?))
Kiba: But can you not find a good animal place anywhere?
Akamarou: Bark bark yip. ((pet stores suck))
Kiba: Then you need to come to, the one, the only,
Akamarou: bark bark bark ((it's hard to miss))
Kiba: the Inuzuka Compound! We have all sorts of excellent nin dogs!
Akamarou: Bark bark ((nin dogs are better then regular dogs. ))
Kiba: We have everything from german shepards to wolfhounds.
Akamarou: Bark Bark ((yep.))
Kiba: So if you really want a dog,
Akamarou: bark bark bark (( or if your mom said get a dog or a some friends or don't come home,))
Kiba:Then you really,
Akamarou: bark bark. ((really))
Kiba: need to come to the Inuzuka Compound!
Akamarou: bark! (( now! ))
Kakashi: Lunar doesn't own Naruto.
--End Disclaimer--
Lunar: Now that the disclaimer segment is done, yay.
Sasuke: that was kinda boring.
Lunar: it is.
Naruto: What now?
Lunar: dunno.
Sasuke: ...START THE STORY.
Lunar: Geeze. okay...
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Sasuke stared at his brother. Itachi was hugging him with nearly all his might, screaming 'Otoutou' at the top of his weasely lungs. Needless to say, Sasuke was a cross between petrified, and amused. Naruto, however, was busy watching the rest of the aksutaki (sp?). Diedre and Kisame had joined Sasori in dancing the funky chicken, the electric slide, and the worm. Sakura was relieved that sasuke would not be pouncing her screaming 'Shiny' anymore and Tsunade was trying to figure out what the hell they would do with the atksutaki like this.
Naruto got out leashes, and attached it to the crazy s-class missing nin. Itachi jumped from Sasuke to Naruto. Naruto looked at the weasel, was was hugging him tightly. "um. what are you doing?"
"HUGGING THE SUPER CUTIE CUTE KITSUNE BOY!!!!" Itachi squealed, squeezing harder. Because his teammate was starting to take on a bluish hue, Sasuke pulled Itachi off of Naruto. "um, come on, Nii-san, let's go."
Itachi squealed. "SQUEEEE" then he grabbed Sasuke's hand, and dragged him off to the dry cleaners. Naruto dragged the other three, which was hard because all three were still dancing, after Itachi and Naruto. When he got there, Sasuke was watching his brother bounce around in the dry cleaners.
"Sasuke, why the dry cleaners?" Naruto asked, letting the three dancers continue, eh, dancing. Only now they were performing a three-man/shark-thing version of Swan Lake. ((creepy.))
"... I have no idea." Sasuke said, trying to think of ways to prevent Itachi from hugging him. The he noticed something.
"Why is Might Gai dancing with Diedra, Sasori and Kisame?" he said, slightly freaked out at the fact that Gai was the only one in costume, with a green tutu and tiara along with his normal outfit. Naruto shuddered.
"I don't know. nor do I want to know." Naruto said, while Sasuke nodded in agreement.
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Lunar: -shudders- creepy.
Naruto: MY EYES.
Sasuke:... I'm off to my therapist.
Lunar: HAVE FUN SAS-UKE!!!!
Sasuke: I'M TELLING MY THERAPIST ABOUT THAT!!!! -runs to therapy-
Lunar: heh heh heh.
Naruto:...creepy.
Lunar: ooh, did I tell you that i'm starting something new?
Naruto: What?
Lunar: I'm bringing in guest authors!
Sasuke: great, let me guess, reviewers?
Lunar: yes.. but I thought you went to therapy.
Sasuke: I have VERY short sessions.
Lunar: Oo um, okay.
Naruto: So, who's going to be in the next chapter?
Lunar: well, fanofanime2006 asked first, so I guess it's them next chapter.
Naruto: Is the plot going to be interuppted?
Lunar: no.
Itachi: damnit.
Lunar: MHUA HA HA HA HA
Itachi: Shut up.
Lunar: Question time!
Naruto: YAY!!!!
Lunar: This one is from watcher343.
hinata, Is it true your backpack can hold people with blond hair and blue eyes? -cough-
Hinata: -stares at naruto- ... yes.
Naruto: Hi Hinata!
Hinata: um, um, um, um, h-h-hi N-n-naruto-kun.
Naruto:
Lunar: -drags naruto away and glares at hinata-
Hinata:...-mopes and walks away-
Lunar: the next questions are from Grapefruit ninja!
Naruto: I've missed Grapefruit ninja.
Lunar: So have I, naru-kun, So have I... anyway,
Here's a few for Jairaya.
When will your next book be released at what will it be called?
When will the motion picture be released?
Jairaya: Well, it's called Icha Icha Crazy, and it's inspired by Lunar's sub-chap, Crazy yaoi,
Lunar: awww, thankies.
Jairaya: welcome,
Naruto: It better not have any of us.
Jairaya: umm, it doesn't -lying.-
Sasuke: -gets out baseball bat-
Lunar: bad sasuke, jairaya's answering the reviewers questions. -takes away the bat-
Sasuke: damnit.
Jairaya: The motion picture will come out July 23.
Tsunade: WHAT?
Jairaya: oops.
Sasuke: Can I kill him now?
Lunar: go ahead. -gives back baseball bat-
Jairaya: oh snaps. -runs-
Sasuke: -laughs madly and chases after jairaya-
Lunar: Next question is for Itachi.
Are the rumors true? Are you teaching Kyuu-kun's internet tap dancing course?
Itachi: YES! That's why he's so good at it! because I taught him! MHUA HA HA HA HA.
Lunar: Oo um, okay... next is for Sakura.
Sakura, I tried pepto bismal, but it didn't work? how did you die your hair pink?
Sakura: well, my hair used to be brown, but one day, I took a tour of a bubble gum factory, and then Ino pushed be off the path, and I fell into a tub of the pink dye, and now my hair, no matter how much it grows, is permantly pink.
Lunar: ha ha ha hah a
Sakura: SHUT UP
Lunar: next question is from Naruto's Kyuubi,
Naruto, are you afraid of hounds because they hunt foxes?
Naruto: No, but kyuubi is.
Lunar: okay, speaking of kyuubi, next chapter's guest, fanofanime2006, would like to have kyuubi. so she can. for a few chapters.
Kyuubi: WHAT?!
Lunar: heh heh heh. -gives fanofanime2006 kyuubi complete with a giant red bow, a leash, and an electric taser collar to make him behave- just say BEHAVE and kyuubi gets an electric shock.
Kyuubi: WHAT?
Lunar: see you next chapter, kyuu-kun.
Kyuubi: -is sent to fanofanime2006 screaming-
Lunar: mhua ha ha ha ha ha.
Lunar: REVIEW, WITH QUESTIONS!!!!!!!AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A GUEST, TELL ME!