NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 20
20 Chapter Anniversary
Lunar: Ah, the start of the school year.
Naruto: We've been here for 20 chapters.
Lunar: Oh yeah. That too. Funny, I didn't even think we'd make it to the 20th chapter. THANK YOU REVIEWERS FOR ENCOURAGING ME THIS FAR!!!!
Sasuke: CURSE YOU REVIEWERS FOR ENCOURAGING HER THIS FAR!!!!
Lunar: SASUKE! BE NICE TO THE REVIEWERS! or else.
Sasuke: OO okay.
Lunar:
Naruto: sooooooo. what now.
Sasuke: Can we leave now?
Lunar: no.
Naruto: awwwww.
Sasuke: damnit.
Lunar: Now, I wanna get to 50 chapters!
Naruto:...
Lunar: Guess what!
Naruto: What?
Lunar: I'm in chemistry class!
Sasuke: Someone's going to let you within 15 miles of chemicals and fire?
Lunar: yep!
Sasuke:...WHO THE HELL WOULD BE SO STUPID TO DO THAT?
Lunar: I dunno.
Sasuke: -glares-
Lunar: -chuckles-
Naruto: Should I call the fire department before hand?
Itachi: yes.
Lunar: Nooo. I'm not going to blow up the chem lab, as tempting as it may be.
Naruto: Then what are you planning?
Lunar: I'm not telling you, but trust me, it'll be fun.
Naruto: I'm scared.
Ten Ten: Me too. -attaches to neji-
Naruto: Oo when did Ten Ten get here?
Ten Ten: I've been here since Neji got here.
Lunar: You have? wow.
Ten Ten: TT
Lunar: anyway... Ninja Nonsense is 20 chapters long!!!!!YAY!!!!
Naruto: Can we have a party?
Lunar: Not until the 50th chapter.
Naruto: awwwwwwww.
Lunar: I got a postcard from kyuubi.
Naruto: really? what does it say?
Lunar: It said, "Dear Lunar, I hate you, and I'm going to kill you. Love, Kyuubi no Kitsune."
Naruto:...well, at least he said love.
Sasuke: Right after he threatened to kill her.
Lunar: It's okay. I've gotten threatened before.
Naruto: ...
Lunar: well, at least he isn't running around trying to find the key to my ceiling.
Sasuke: Two things, one, he can't, he's trapped. and two, Why did you put it there?
Lunar: Actually, I gave it to BlueEyedFun to hide. She's the one who picked the hiding spot.
Sasuke: ohh. creepy.
Naruto: How many times will we return to that topic?
Lunar: I dunno.
Sasuke: I hate that topic.
Lunar: ha ha.
Sasuke: Shut up.
Lunar: I'm so happy. people have put me in their favorite authore list. -grins- THANKIES EVERYONE! I LUV U SOOO MUCH!!
Sasuke: people actually LIKE you?
Lunar: -sticks tounge out at Sasuke- meanie.
Gaara: All my cookies are gone. -sniffles-
Lunar: poor Gaara. -gives Gaara cookies-
Gaara: YAY
Naruto: How do you keep sand off the cookies in your gourd?
Gaara: You'll never know.
Lunar: oh, I know!
Gaara: QUIET!!!! -tackles lunar-
Lunar: AHHH!!!! OW.
Naruto: Oo
Sasuke: Oo
Neji: Oo -leaves dragging TenTen-
Naruto: Hey, how come Neji got to leave?
Lunar: I dunno. I think it's cause some other authoress wants to bother them.
Naruto:...ok.
Gaara: -sitting on Lunar-
Lunar: Can I tell them how you keep sand off your cookies now?
Gaara: NEVER!!!!
Lunar: ummm. ok. where's Kakashi? i think i'll do the disclaimer now.
Naruto: I dunno. we can't find him.
Sasuke: I know where he is.
Naruto: Where?
Sasuke: getting his butt kicked by one of Lunar's O.C.'s.
Lunar: poor Kakashi. Hey Gaara. you do it.
Gaara: -glares at A.V. guys- start the disclaimer segment. now.
Lunar:... you freaked out my a.v. guys Gaara.
A.B. Guys: i-i-it's okay, w-w-we're starting it!
-Disclaimer Segment-
Tsunade: Are you bored?
Shikamarou: I always am.
Tsunade: Are you intelligent?
Shikamarou: That's a rude question.
Tsunade: How so?
Shikamarou: How would you respond if someone came up to you and asked, "hey, are you smart?"
Tsunade: I would punch them.
Shikamarou: There you go.
Tsunade: ...fine.
Shikamarou: -smug-
Tsunade: Do you like brain teasers?
Shikamarou: yeah.
Tsunade: Do you like staring at a screen for hours on end?
Shikamarou: no.
Tsunade: ... then do you like pressing a button or pulling on a lever while staring at a screen for hours on end?
Shikamarou: no.
Tsunade: --
Shikamarou: Can I leave?
Tsunade: Yeah, you ruined by gambling hall commercial.
Shikamarou: You were advertising a gambling hall?!!
Kakashi: I thought she was advertising video games.
Tsunade: Yeah, I was advertising a gambling hall. and?
Shikamarou: You were scolding Jairaya for advertising his books, when gambling is just as bad.
Tsunade: What are you, my conscious? go away.
Shikamarou: Whatever, this is lame. -leaves-
Kakashi: Lunar doesn't own Naruto.
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Luanr: -singing the vegetales theme song-
Sasuke: Where did that come from?
Lunar: I dunno.
Gaara:-still sitting on lunar-...
Naruto: so... How do you keep getting Shikamarou to volunteer to do the disclaimer segment?
Lunar: blackmail.
Sasuke: was it neccessary to be so blunt?
Lunar: yes.
Sasuke:...
Lunar: Did I ever tell you how Gaara keeps sand off of his cookies in his Gourd? he-
Gaara: -knocks Lunar out-
Lunar: owwww.
Naruto: OO
Sasuke: Quick, while she's out. we must escape!
Naruto: -tires to open the front door- It's locked.
Sasuke: Try the window!
Gaara: It's locked.
Naruto: This door is open! Quick, run!-runs out the door-
Sasuke &Gaara: -follow-
Naruto, Sasuke & Gaara: -end up back in the same room-
Sasuke: ... Damn authoress
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.-cries-
Lunar: -awake and singing just keep swimming-
Gaara: Lunar?
Lunar: Yes?
Gaara: I hate you.
Lunar: I know. I know.
Naruto: -still sniffling- What now?
Lunar: I start the chapter.
Sasuke: Finally.
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Sasuke grumbled darkly as he watched the Akatsuki. He finally realized that his team had ditched him while he was beating Kakashi to a ripe bloody pulp.
"BUBBLEGUM!!!!!" A loud shout woke Sasuke out of his grumble-fest. Itachi had somehow gotten ahold of a package of bubblegum. Sasuke ducked behind a rock while Itachi fought with the bubblegum package.
"Stupid paper! Relinquish your sweet prize! Take this! Great fireball jutsu!" Itachi created a massive ball of fire and it hurled into the package of gum, burning it into ashes. He ran over to it and tried to get the gum.
"NOOOOOOO!!! I KILLED THE GUM!!!" He cried, runningaround in seemlingly endless circles. Sasuke just watched from behind his rock.
-In Tsunade's Office-
"We can't have the akatsuki running around acting like a bunch of mentally disturbed five year olds." Tsuande said, "althought it is funny." She admitted. At that moment, Sasori jumped through the window.
"OMG, NEON ORANGE IS SOOOO THE NEW PINK!!!" he screeched, and then left. Naruto pointed at Sakura triumphantly.
"HA!!!" he grinned. Sakura pouted.
"...um, yeah, case in point. We need to fix this." Tsunade said.
"But how? The only way I could think of would be to ask the authoress, and this was all caused the last time we asked for her help." Sakura pointed out.
"Exactly. But we all noticed that the authoress is kinda sadistic, and well, off her rocker. Which can mean only one thing." Tsunade said.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"That she's a yami, which means she must have a hikari." Tsunade said confidently.
"But, um, what if she's just crazy? or, if shes some sort of-" Naruto stopped talking when Tsunade glared at him.
"Well, we need to go find the authoress mansion, and see if the hikari is there." Tsunade said. The others nodded, and they all ran out the door.
-Sasuke's House-
Kisame was dancing the hula while Diedera entertained himself by blowing up Sasuke's collection of various porcelin figures. Sasuke had tied Itachi to a wooden pole and he was building a bonfire around the pole so that he could burn Itachi had stake. Itachi was singing ' The Water Buffalo Song.' which was a vegetales song. Sakura ran by, grabbed Sasuke before he could set Itachi on fire, and she left Neji to idiot-sit the akatsuki.
-The Authoress Mansion-
Team 7 and Tsunade crept into the courtyard to the Authoress' mansion. They opened the front door, and saw a dark violet haired O.C. sat at a desk. She looked up and smiled.
"Hello. welcome to the great authoress' mansion. I'm the O.C. secretary. How may I help you?" She asked.
"um, we're looking for the, um, does the authoress have a hikari?" Naruto asked.
"yes. The Great Authoress' hikari is Da Angel of Da Authoresses. Shes currently in the authoress studio. Second floor, first door to the right is the portal room. Just press the studio button." the O.C. pointed at the stairs and then she returned to whatever it was that she was doing.
The group ran up the stairs and entered the room to the right. It was a plain room, with two doors, the one they entered, and another one. The wall next to the other door had a bunch of buttons lining the wall.
"Ahhhh, I can't read english!" Naruto said, referring to the fact that all the buttons were labeled in english.
"... Neither can I..." Tsunade admitted. " But we're just going to have to guess." Naruto nodded and pressed a button. The door opened, and they walked through it. The door shut behind them and dissappeared. They ended up in a large castle, with several books, and a window over looking a huge town. A small black rodent like creature with huge yellow eyes looked at them, twitched it's annetane, and then dissappeared.
"... I think we got the wrong door." Kakashi finally said.
-Sasuke's House-
"What. the. hell." Neji said. Itachi had gotten out and he was running around screaming 'GIVE ME A SAMMICH!!!!" [[lunar does not own Gir from invador zim, wether or not that is actually what he says. Sasori was trying to get Neji to wear a bright neon green with pink stripes sweater, saying 'Green is the new cream!' Deidera was putting bombs all over the place and blowing them up. Kisame was convinced that he was the king of acorns, and he was busy trying to order his kingdom to attack an evil walnut army.
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Lunar: MHUA HA HA HA HA
Naruto: What the hell!
Lunar: I had to add some nonsense.
Sasuke: YOU'VE PUT ENOUGH NONSENSE IN THIS DAMNED STORY.
Lunar: says you.
Sasuke: okay, question, HOW COME SO MANY PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY???!!!!!
Lunar: Cause you are?
Sasuke: NO I'M NOT!!!! Just because uke means gay submissive gay, DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!!!!
Lunar: Sakura or Naruto?
Sasuke: Na-wait. HEY!!!!
Lunar: HA!
Sasuke: I'M STRAIGHT!!!!
Lunar: as a curly string.
Sasuke: ...shut up.
Lunar: heh heh heh.
Naruto: You'd chose me over Sakura?
Lunar: SQUEE -fangirl faints-
Sasuke: Quick, to the portal room!
Naruto: We can't.
Sasuke: Why not?
Naruto: that's the locked door.
Sasuke:...DAMN LUNAR.
Lunar: What?
Sasuke:--'''
Lunar: OMG. Guess what?!
Naruto: what?
Lunar: Next chappie we're gonna have a guest! YAY!!!
Sasuke: oh joy -sarcasm-
Lunar: HEY!!! Be nice to our awesome guests!
Naruto: Who is it this time?
Lunar: Ninja-Freak13!!! YAY!!!
Sasuke:...
Lunar: QUESTION TIME!!!!!
Sasuke: double joy. -more sarcasm-
Lunar: The first question is from Kakashi from Watcher343
Have you ever been busted for jutsu copyright infringment laws?
Kakashi: -sweatdrops- yes. several times.
Lunar: ha ha Kakashi.
Kakashi:...
Lunar: omg, there's a question for me!
sasuke: There is?
Lunar: Yeah! It's from Zusai Zeshal.
Lunar, what did you put in their drinks?
Naruto: What did you put in our drinks?
Lunar: eh hem, heh, um, hee hee.-hides a vial-
Naruto:OO
Lunar: hee hee hee. I just put a little obedience potion in there...
Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.-running around screaming-
Sasuke: Seriously?!
Lunar: nah. It's just food coloring.
Sasuke:...
Naruto: -didn't hear Lunar and is still screaming and running-
Sasuke: NARUTO. SHE JUST PUT FOOD COLORING.
Naruto: oh... okay.
Sasuke: -sweatdropps.-
Lunar: welllllllllpers. THIS CHAPPIE IS OVAH. Next chapter is them trying to find their way to my authoress portal in Kingdom Hearts.
Sasuke: stupid Lunar.
Lunar: REVIEW! WITH QUESTIONS! AND REMEMBER, NINJA-FREAK13, SEND IN THE PARAGRAPH ABOUT YOU WITH TEN RANDOM COMMENTS. because I lost the other one...eh hem, how embarrasing...