Ninja Nonsense
Chapter 21
Ninja-Freak13 comes to visit
Lunar: YAY OMG OMG OMG I'M SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!
Sasuke: Why?
Lunar: TODAY'S AN ODD CHAPTER DAY!
Sasuke: and?
Lunar: THAT MEANS WE'RE HAVING A GUEST! and this chapter's guest is Ninja-Freak 13!!! Isn't that awesome!
Sasuke: no.
Lunar: YOU BEHAVE THIS TIME, GOT ME?
Sasuke: what if I don't?
Lunar: I've got blackmail of the time you and Lee got drunk.
Sasuke: I can't wait until Ninja-Freak13 gets here.
Lunar: good boy.
Naruto: Hey, what's going on?
Lunar: We're gonna have a visitor.
Naruto:ok.
Itachi: Why are you in a fox suit?
Lunar: Who?
Itachi: Naruto. You just have the ears and tail.
Lunar: -twitches tail- almost forgot 'bout that
Itachi: --
Naruto: I'm not in a fox suit. I always wear this orange jumpsuit and Lunar wanted to make me fox-boy
Itachi: oh. someone's knocking on the door.
Naruto: I'll get it.
Ninja-Freak13: Kawaii!!!! So cute! -glomps Naruto-
Lunar: SQUEEE WELCOME!
Ninja-Freak13: OMG IT'S ITACHI!
Itachi: OMG IT'S...wait. who the hell is that? whenever people I don't know scream my name, it usually means that they're a fangirl.
Sasuke: ha ha Itachi.
Itachi: shut up Sasuke.
Naruto: um...You're chocking me.
Ninja-Freak13: oops. Sorry.
Gaara: who's the new freak?
Lunar: Gaara!!!
Gaara: What? That's her name.
Lunar: oh yeah.
Gaara:...
Lunar: Anywayz, so, welcome to Ninja Nonsense.
Ninja-Freak13: Thanks for letting me on.
Sasuke: Lunar isn't that picky.
Lunar: HEY!!! I am VERY picky.
Sasuke: Not true.
Lunar: Shut up Sasuke. or else, blackmail.
Sasuke: OO you're so pretty Lunar.
Lunar:
Itachi: -leans on Sasuke all cool like- Don't worry lil' bro. As soon as her focus switches to someone else, she'll forget all about her blackmail.
Sasuke: Like who?
Itachi: well, Naruto DOES have fox ears.
Sasuke: HEY LUNAR, LOOK, NARUTO WENT FOX-MODE!!!
Lunar: OMG SQUEE.
Ninja-Freak13: OMG HE'S SO KAWAII!!!!
Itachi: See? Authoresses are very easy to distract.
Sasuke: Thanks.
Ninja-Freak13: -pounces Itachi- awwww, are you two having a 'brotherly bonding' moment?
Itachi: and what do you mean by that?
Ninja-Freak13: wink, wink.
Itachi:...-aiming several punches and kicks at Ninja-Freak13.-
Ninja-Freak13: -jumps off of him and dodges every hit- ha ha ha. Hey Lunar, Uchiacest!
Lunar: OMG.
Sasuke: SHUT UP!!!! -starts charging the chidori-
Lunar: -pounces Sasuke to the ground and then shoves him and Itachi into gaara's gourd and then seals it-
Sasuke:-sounds muffled- ...oh come on...
Ninja-Freak13: lol.
Gaara:...-pouts- my gourd.
Lunar: awwww. Gaara needs some lub.
Ninja-Freak13:-hugs Gaara-
Gaara:
Naruto:... How does Gaara do it?
Kakashi: well, he acts pathetic, which makes him cute, which makes girls hug him.
Naruto:-pouts-but I'm cute and pathetic too.
Lunar: AWWWWW. -hugs Naruto-
Naruto:
Ninja-Freak13: Wanna trade?
Lunar: Sure!
Ninja-Freak13:-hugs Naruto-
Lunar:-hugs Gaara-
Kakashi: Now I feel left out... oh well. -does the super-fast drink thing with hot chocolate- owww.
Ninja-Freak13: What are you doing?
Kakashi:drinking
Ninja-Freak13: I wanna see.
Kakashi: See what?
Ninja-Freak13: your face.
Kakashi: no.
Ninja-Freak13: -pulls of Kakashi's mask-
Kakashi: -there's another mask beneathe it-
Ninja-Freak13:...
Kakashi:
Lunar: -spiking Hinata's hair-
Naruto: wtf when did Hinata get here?
Hinata: um, um, r-right now, I-I asked Lunar-c-chan to do my h-hair for a concert I'm g-going to.
Naruto: That's kinda cool.
Lunar: I'm gonna use pink on the tips, kay?
Hinata: k-kay.
Lunar: -using a can of hair-color spray- kay. you're done.
Hinata: -gets up- H-how does it look?
Naruto: great!
Ninja-Freak13: -pushes Naruto into Hinata-
Lunar: OMG SQUEE IT'S SO CUTE!
Neji: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? OMG NARUTO'S KISSING HINATA! GET YOUR FILTHY LIPS OFF MAH COUSIN!
Naruto: O///////O Sorry Hinata!
Hinata: O//////////////////////////O...um. um. um. It's ok.
Lunar: XD It's time for the disclaimer segment. Ninja-Freak13, why don't you do the honors?
Ninja-Freak13: cool. KAKASHI.
Kakashi: dude. I'm right here.
Lunar: Disclaimer Segment.
Kakashi: I know. I'm right here. I've been right here since the beginning of the chapter.
Lunar: oh.
Kakashi: ROLL THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT!!!!!
-DISCLAIMER SEGMENT-
Lunar: Are you ah authoress?
Angel: yep.
Ninja-Freak13:yep.
FanofAnime2006:yep.
Lunar: Are you an author?
Kingman 186: yep.
Lunar: Then you need to join Authoress' Paradise! It's a multi-topic site where the power of the authoress is the ultimate power!
The main 'world' is Masanori City, the home of the authoresses. Also the Authors, but, yeah. Anyway, Masanori City has everything from Authoress' Studios, to the Portal Hub, to the World Wide Fangirl Headquarters! But, there are some people who don't like the authoresses. Most Author's join what's called the Rebel Guild in Koboku city, which has it's only Portal Hub. However, that's not the main thing. What is the main thing is the anime and manga worlds. Wanna hang with Naruto? Use the portal system to go to Naruto's world, and hang out there. Wanna go see Ichigo and the other's in Bleach? Go ahead. Authoress Paradise shows what goes behind the scenes of fanfics, from doing backstory work, to just general fangirly-ness. If you want to go to this wonderful home of the writers, pm me and i'll send you the link!!!!!
Kingman 186: so... do I get any other lines?
Lunar: not 'till chapter 23.
Kingman 186:...oh. kay. -leaves-
Kakashi: Lunar doesn't own Naruto, or Bleach, but she does own Authoress Paradise, pm her if you want to join.
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Lunar: Remember, pm me!
Naruto: Where'd Ninja-Freak13 go?
Lunar: I dunno.
Ninja-Freak13: -the akatsuki capsures me, trys to torture me, and I torture them. ita:jumps around him like a crazy person, then hits him with hamer. zetsu: into's him to weed killer. kisame:chases him with fire and pointy things. comes back grinning-
Lunar: welcome back. Wanna hit the pedofilic snake next?
Ninja-Freak13: sure
Lunar: I have another post card from Kyuubi.
Ninja-Freak13: Kyuubi-nii-san is cool.
Lunar: yep. he is.
Naruto: Read the post card.
Lunar: kay.
Dear Lunar.
Once again, just called to say I hate you completely, and that I want you to die and suffer a thousand eternities of hell because you are the most annoying and aggrivating beesnatch that ever was. Can't wait to tear you limb from limb and then singe you to ashes.
Love,
Kyuubi no Kitsune
Sasuke: Is it just me, or are those post cards getting more and more violent?
Lunar: They are. Let's start the chapter.
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Sasuke sighed. "Where the hell are we?" He looked around at the huge Library. Naruto shrugged at looked out the window. Sakura was examining the books, while Tsunade and Kakashi were looking for doors.
"I'm not exactly sure. Although, judging the authoresses likes and dislikes, we're either in Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha or something." Tsunade said.
"I think it's Kingdom hearts" Sakura said, holding up a book that said 'Trails and Tribulations of the heart.' "So, now we know where we are. I guess all we have to do now is find the authoress portal again, right?" She said, putting the book on the shelf. at that moment, the entire library shifted. Tsunade and Kakashi sighed as massive bookshelves blocked the previous paths to the doors. A burnette guy with a duck and a dog walked in. "Hey, what are you doing in castle library?"
-Somewhere in the Naruto world with the akatsuki-
Neji grumbled darkly and continued his ever-growing and ever-descriptive list of curses to say about Naruto, Sasuke and the others. Itachi pounced him."OMG OMG OMG YOU HAVE SUCH LONG PRETTY HAIR CAN I BRAID IT?" He squealed. Neji twitched and then hit him off. Kisame then began to waltz around with Dieidara while they both sang the annoying song. Neji took out a giant mallet and began to chase Sasori around, who hadn't been doing anything besides playing with wooden blocks.
-Back with Team 7 and Tsunade-
"huh?" Naruto said and looked at them with a wtf look.Sakura shook her head. "We don't know. We're looking for someone. My name's Sakura, this is Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, and Tsunade. What are your names?"
"I'm Sora, and this is Donald, and Goofy." Sora said. His hair suddenly turned pink and Donald turned into a cat. Sora sighed.
"I take it you're having issues with the authoress, Lunar X. Shinobi, right?" he asked. Sakura nodded. Goofy suddenly grinned. "I LIKE COOKIES!" He squealed, and then jumped out the window and landed on Cloud.
"...um. We need to find Lunar's Hikari angel." Sakura said. Sora nodded. "Angel's kinda cool. She's in the studio, I think. I'll take you to the authoress portal." He said, starting to walk out another door that appeared after the walls moved. Team 7 followed him.
-With Neji and the Akatsuki-
Sasori suddenly found himself as a giant mushroom. Neji stared and shook his head. The authoress was going a bit... bizarre. Itachi ran screaming "I want to go shopping in Milan!" He said, disappearing before Neji could catch him. Deidara fell asleep under a random table and Kisame was fishing while singing something about 'you are what you eat'.
-Team 7 & Sora-
Sora paused before a huge metal vault. "This is the authoress' portal. I think Lunar's private one is connected. But the only way to get in is by Lunar's password." Sakura sighed. "Then we'll never even get home."
Sora sweatdropped. "Actually, her passwords are simple." He typed something in and the vault rolled open. Sasuke looked at him. "So, what was the password?" Sora sighed. "Soriku. Don't ask. please. don't." He said, and then he left. Naruto looked at tsunade. She patted his head. "not until you're older." She said. And then they all walked in.
-The Authoresses Studio-
A blond girl wearing a white bow and a white dress with yellow stripes around the edges, like the sleeves, the bottom, the waist, and the neckline. The was typing on a computer. A halo floated above her head and two small white wings were attached to her back. Tsunade walked until she was five feet from the girl. "Angel?" The girl turned and surveyed them with large blue eyes. "Yes?"
-With Neji-
Neji sighed. He couldn't fine Itachi, Sasori had been turned from a mushroom to a catapult, and Kisame and Diedara were taking turns catapulting eachother. Neji really wanted this all to get fixed.
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Lunar: Heh heh heh.
Neji: I hate you so much.
Lunar:-grins-
Ninja-Freak13: I thought you left last chapter.
Neji: I came back.
Sasuke: You're still here?
Lunar: Who's still here?
Sasuke: Ninja-Freak13.
Ninja-Freak13: That's so mean, Duck-butt-hair-cutt.
Sasuke: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT?
Ninja-Freak13: Cause it's true.
Sasuke: How would you like me calling you freaky mew mew person?
Ninja-Freak13: whatever, Chickenbutt!
Sasuke: SHUT UP!!!! -runs away-
Lunar: --
Ninja-Freak13: ha ha ha. Well, I gotta go Lunar.
Lunar: So soon?...man. ok. Bye!!!!!!
Gaara: Bye.
Naruto: Byeee!!!!
Ninja-Freak13: Bye!-leaves-
Lunar: well, we have one question, and it's for Gaara.
Gaara: What is it?
Lunar: Lone Konouchi asks how you keep sand off your cookies.
Gaara:...CURSE YOU LUNAR.
Lunar: -grins-
Gaara: okay, well, That depends. Sometimes, I use my powers over sand to just keep it off. And other times, um, well, it's not sand. It's cookie crumbs. Like when I fought lee, it was cookie-crumbs, not sand.
Lunar: : I knew that!
Gaara: Shut up.
Lunar: Well, this chapter was long enough. see everyone later.
Oh yeah, Here's a line up for the next guest chapters.
Chapter 23-Kingman 186
Chapter 25-Profist of Doom
Chapter 27-neokid 93