Ninja Nonsense
Chapter 22
Hairtie Issues
Lunar: HI EVERYONE!!!!
Sasuke: ...
Lunar: I'm bored.
Itachi: Sucks for you.
Lunar: You're all so mean and hurtful.
Naruto: Why are you glittery. and rainbowy.
Lunar: Cause. I'm in the school play.
Itachi: as what?
Lunar: The Queen of the Fairies.
Itachi:...of course you'd end up as the queen of the fairies
Lunar: I'm confused. Was that a compliment or an insult?
Itachi: both.
Lunar:...oh.
Sasuke: There's nothing I can add to this converstaion.
Itachi:You just added something.
Sasuke: Shut up Itachi.
Itachi: no you.
Sasuke: -tackles Itachi out of the room-
Lunar:...okkkkay
Angel: Hi Lunar.
Lunar: Hi Angel.
Tsunade: -storms in- Lunar, where is my hairtie?
Lunar: What?
Tsunade: -points to the hair on her right side, which isn't tied up- MY HAIRTIE IS MISSING. and Shizune said you took it.
Lunar: I borrowed it.
Tsunade: Well, return it.
Lunar: I can't.
Tsunade: Why not?
Lunar: Because Shikamarou stole mine.
Tsunade:...SHIKAMAROU.
Shikamarou: What?
Tsunade: Give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairtie.
Shikamarou: I can't.
Tsunade: Why not?
Shikamarou: Ino stole mine.
Tsunade:... INO.
Ino: What?
Tsunade: Give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairtie.
Ino: I can't.
Tsunade: Why not?
Ino: Neji stole mine.
Tsunade:... NEJI.
Neji: what?
Tsunade: Give Ino back her hairtie so she can give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairtie.
Neji: I can't.
Tsunade: ...Why not?
Neji: Tenten stole mine.
Tsunade:...TENTEN
Tenten: What?
Tsunade: Give Neji back his hairtie so he can give Ino back her hairtie so she can give Shikamarou back his hairite so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairtie.
Tenten: I can't.
Tsunade:...Why not?
Tenten: Jairaya stole mine.
Tsunade:...JAIRAYA.
Jairaya: What?
Tsunade: Give Tenten back her hairtie so she can give Neji back his hairtie so he can give Ino back her hairtie so she can give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairite.
Jairaya: I can't.
Tsunade:...Why not.
Jairaya: Cause Kabuto stole mine.
Tsunade: ...KABUTO.
Kabuto: What?
Tsunade: Give Jairaya back his hairtie so he can give Tenten back her hairtie so she can give Neji back his hairite so he can give Ino back her hairite so she can give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairite.
Kabuto: I can't, Orochimarou has mine.
Tsunade: YOU STUPID ASS SNAKE GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW.
Orochimarou: What?
Tsunade: Give Kabuto back his hairite so he can give Jairaya back his hairtie so he can give Tenten back her hairtie so she can give Neji back his hairite so he can give Ino back her hairite so she can give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairite.
Orochimarou: I can't, Deidara stole mine.
Tsunade: DIEDARA
Diedara: what?
Tsunade: Give Orochimarou back his hairtie so he can give Kabuto back his hairtie so he can gvie Jairaya back his hairtie so he can give Tenten back her hairtie so she can give Neji back his hairtie so he can give Ino back her hairtie so she can give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can give me back my hairtie.
Diedara: I can't. Idate has mine.
Tsunade:..IDATE.
Idate: what?
Tsunade: Give Diedara back his hairtie so he can give orochiamarou back his hairtie so he can give Kabuto back his hairite so he can give Jairaya back his hairtie so he can give Tenten back her hairtie so she can give Neji back his hairtie so he can give Ino back her hairtie so she can give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can return mine.
Idate: I can't. Temari took mine.
Tsunade: TEMARI
Temari: what?
Tsunade: Give Idate back his hairtie so he can give Diedara back his hairtie so he can give Orochimarou back his hairtie so he can give Kabuto back his hairtie so he can give Jairaya back his hairtie so he can give Tenten back her hairtie so she can give Neji back his hairtie so he can give Ino back her hairite so she can give Shikamarou back his hairtie so he can give Lunar back her hairtie so she can return mine.
Temari: oh, I can't. Haku borrowed mine a while ago.
Tsunade: BUT HAKU'S DEAD.
Temari: I know. creepy.
Tsunade: HAKU.
Haku: what?
Tsunade: GIVE TEMARI BACK HER FREAKIN HAIRTIE.
Haku: Oh, I don't get the whole paragraph?
Tsunade: JUST RETURN THE DAMNED THING.
Haku: I can't. Sasuke borrowed it a little while ago.
Tsunade: But he doesn't wear a hairtie.
Haku: I know. creepy.
Tsunade: What's he doing with it?
Lunar: I KNOW! -pulls down a screen. Screen shows Itachi getting beat to death with Temari's rubber band. Sasuke decideds that Itachi has been beaten, and he leaves.-
Tsunade:...
Sasuke: -walks in- Thanks Haku. -gives hime the hairtie and then leaves.-
Tsunade: EVERYONE RETURN HAIRTIES.
-15 MINUTES LATER-
Lunar:
Everyone Else: -leaves-
Sasuke: Was that whole thing neccessary?
Lunar: Yes. ON WITH THE CHAPTA. KAKASHI.
Kakashi: Yes?
Lunar: Disclaimer Segment.
Kakashi: DISCLAIMER SEGMENT.
Sasuke: Lunar, when will you learn to do that yourself?
Lunar: No good idea.
Sasuke:...
-DiScLaImEr SeGmEnT-
Shikamarou: Bored, aren't we Lunar?
Lunar:.. You're doing the disclaimer segment this time?
Shikamarou: Yes. I'm the camera guy.
Lunar:...oooh. kay. Why am I here?
Shikamarou: I don't know. you just are.
Lunar:...OOOH. OOOH. OOOH.
Shikamarou: What?
Lunar: I KNOW WHAT TO DO THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT ON!!!
Shikamarou:... You didn't have it pre-planned out?
Lunar: Nope.
Shikamarou: Just do it.
Lunar: Do you like to laugh?
Shikamarou: occasionaly. why.
Lunar: Do you like my stories?
Shikamarou: no.
Lunar:...Well, if you do, then you should read some of my other stories! SASUKE. NARUTO. KAKASHI. NEJI.
All four: What?
Lunar: Advertise my stories while I supervise.
Sasuke:...
Lunar: DO IT. or the ''ballerina'' pictures shall be shown.
Sasuke: OO I'll do Diary of an Avenger.
Lunar: Good boy.
Sasuke: Diary of an Avenger is basically my diary of when I was with Orochimarou. Unfortunately, I wasn't in my right state of mind, so... yeah.
It's rated T. Because.. I cuss. Because... Orochimarou... is a freak.
Lunar: yep.
Naruto: ..uhhh. Shinobi News, Live at Five, is a news show, with a bunch of us as the newscast... I'm the anchor, Shikamarou operates the camera, Sakura sits behind the teleprompter talking...Choji is the backstage dude, Neji is the fangirl-warning report... and so on...I'm kinda confused on the subject... Because I was just tossed on and told to act like a news guy.
Sakura: STOP SAYING THAT.
Naruto:... uh. It's rated T. and.. yeah.
Sakura:...
Lunar: Hey. Sakura. do 'Diary of a Snake'.
Sakura: Diary of a Snake is Orochimarou's diary. It's creepy... Because it's his diary... Rated T... for freakiness.
Itachi: 'Diary of a Weasel' is my diary... and it's awesome. because I'm awesome. so, take that. ha.
Kakashi:... what's left?
Lunar: uhhh... I dunno.
Kakashi: oh. Know your Stars: Naruto... is, well, if you don't know.. you have problems.. and Lunar will update. Sooner or later.
Lunar: yep... read it. if you like it. I might not delete it.
Kakashi: Lunar doesn't own Naruto or yugioh... but she does own stories...
-DiScLaImEr SeGmEnT-
Sasuke: finally, you advetised your own crap.
Lunar: yep.. wait. HEY.
Sasuke: 8D
Lunar:... HEY OROCHIMAROU.
Sasuke: OONNOOOOOO!
Lunar: NEVERMIND. XD
Sasuke: I hate you.
Lunar: I know. I know. ANYWAYZ. LET'S START THE CHAPTER.
Sasuke: SAVE US ANGEL.
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Angel tilted her head and examined the ninja. "So. Lunar is running around turning you're people crazy and then just plain messing with you?"
"Her name's Lunar?" Sasuke asked. Naruto nodded and watched a red-headed OC walk in, grab some plant fertilizer, and then leave. Another black haired OC walked in, grabbed some milk, and sat on the window-sill while hmming the 'yo ho yo ho' song and drinking her milk.
"Yep. Lunar X. Shinobi, the Great Authoress. Master of Crack-Fics and Leader of the Yaoi Fangirls." Angel said. BONZAIII! An ash blond OC burst through a window and rolled over a couch and onto the floor. She quickly bounced up. "FREAKIN AWESOME." She yelled, punching the air and running out of the room. The 'yo ho' OC grinned and ran after her. "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Another burnette OC walked in, cleaned up the glass with a magic wand, and then left, shaking her head. "Can you help us?" Kakashi asked, watching another Red-headed OC chase a blond one out of the studio. "Yes, yes. I can. Hold on. LUNAR." Angel yelled. Lunar came skipping out with Bakura and Marik, all of them were covered in a mixture of blood and soot.
"Yes Angel-chan?" Lunar said.
"First of all, what did you do?" Angel asked. Lunar and Marik looked at eachother.
"BAKURA DID IT!" They both yelled. Marik jumped out the window while lunar attempted to run through the door. Angel caught her, and then looked at Bakura. Bakura just ran out the window after Marik. The burnette OC returned, fixed the window again, and then left.
"LUNAR. YOU FIX WHAT YOU DID TO THESE POOR PEOPLE." Angel said, pointing at the 'Naruto' Gang. Lunar sighed.
"Alright. I'll go fix Itchy and Gang." Lunar said, running to the portal room, pressing a button with a kunai on it. She ran through the door.
"Just follow after her. Sorry for all the trouble. " Angel said, returning to her computer. The Naruto gang just shrugged and walked through the portal, ending up in Konoha. The door disappeared. Neji was lying on the floor, exhausted.
"Never. again." He said, crawling away.
"... oookay." Sasuke said.
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Lunar: I'm surprised none of you got eaten by plants.
Naruto: Oo
Lunar: Anyway, No one gave us any questions. I think. I don't remember.
Sasuke: Shouldn't you check?
Lunar:... no. I don't think they gave us any questions. and if they did, I'll answer them next chapter.
Sasuke: Isn't next chapter a guest chapteR?
Lunar: Oh yeah. Kingman186 is going to be here.
Sasuke: yep.
Lunar: uhh. I forgot what Kingman wanted to say, so if he'd leave it in a review, i would tackel-hug him.
Sasuke: That's supposed to make him review?
Lunar: yes.
Sasuke:...
Itachi: yo.
Sasuke:... YOU'RE DEAD.
Itachi: dude. it was a hairtie. you just knocked me out and gave me severe and life-threatening injuries and a 99 chance of mental retardation.
Sasuke: Then why are you still here, and not in the hospital?
Itachi: Lunar fixed me.
Sasuke: DIE LUNAR.
Lunar: AHHHH MAKE YAOI NOT WAR.
Sasuke:...
Lunar:...
Sasuke: I'm going to kill you some day.
Lunar: I know. Did I tell you that i'm writing a sasunaru story?
Sasuke: I'm going to kill you today.
Lunar: Should I run then?
Sasuke: Yes.
Lunar: okay then.
Sasuke:...
Lunar: Should I run now?
Sasuke: Yes.
Lunar: Like, right now?
Sasuke: Yes.
Lunar: Like ,right now right now?
Sasuke: yes.
Lunar: not later later.
Sasuke:... no.
Lunar: but right now right now?
Sasuke: Yes.
Lunar: Why not later? like. later later
Sasuke:... because i'm going to kill you now.
Lunar: like, right now right now? or, like, later right now.
Sasuke:.. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU THIS FREAKIN SECOND.
Lunar: soo... right now right now?
Sasuke:... just. go.
Lunar: Where?
Sasuke: I DON'T CARE WHERE JUST MOVE YOUR -censored- SELF -censored- TO SOMEWHERE -censored WHERE I -censored- DON'T HAVE TO -censored- SEE -censored- YOUR -censored censored censored censored- FACE EVER -censored- AGAIN!!!
Kakashi: When you figure that ever '-censored-' is like, five cusswords, that's like an entire fleet of drunk, surly sailors.
Lunar: OO SASUKE'S SCARRED MY YOUNG MIND.
Naruto: I thought Jairaya did that.
Lunar:... oh yeah.
Sasuke:...-leaves-
Lunar: BYE SASUKE. I'LL SEE YOU LATER LATER.
Sasuke: -twitching and starts cussing as he leaves-
Lunar: lol. REVIEW. WITH QUESTIONS. HUZZAH.