NINJA NONSENSE
Chapter 23
Wtf?...
Sasuke: What's with the title?
Lunar: oh, I couldn't think of anything else.
Sasuke:...
Lunar: Well, Kingman 186 hasn't contacted me since the last chapter
Sasuke: Which was a month ago
Lunar: Shut up
Sasuke:...
Lunar: Anyway, He hasn't talked to me, so we'll just talk to him next chapter. YAY TWO GUEST CHAPTERS IN A ROW.
Sasuke: ... damn.
Lunar: Be nice Sasuke.
Sasuke: no.
Lunar: Anyway, Guess what.
Sasuke: What?
Lunar: Kakashi's two letters away from being a cereal brand.
Naruto: XD
Sasuke: Oo
Lunar: yeah. take away the first 'ka' and you get 'Kashi' which is a brand of cereal.
Naruto: cool.
Lunar: and it's tastes good too!
Naruto: I WANT ME SOME KASHI!
Kakashi: Why Naruto, I didn't know you felt that way.
Lunar: XD
Naruto: uh uh, not you!!!! I meant the cereal!!!
Kakashi: Metaphors are very romantic.
Lunar: ROFL.
Naruto: NOOOO I DON'T WANT YOU. I SAID 'KASHI' NOT 'KAKASHI'
Kakashi: I like the nickname.
Lunar: XDXDXDXD lol
SAsuke:ew.
Kakashi: Shall we talk this over in my room?
Naruto: AHHHH LUNAR SAVE ME. -jumps and hides behind lunar.-
Kakashi: ooh. playing hide and seek?
Lunar: There is only one way to save you Naruto.
Naruto: What is that?
Lunar: You must partake in a more popular you based yaoi that Kakanaru. Then Kakashi will also find himself in the middel of a more popular him-based yaoi.
Naruto: Like what?
Lunar: -evil grin-
Sasuke: Why do I find myself scared?
Lunar: oh, nothing, just, sasunaru happens to be, as far as I know, the most popular yaoi...
Naruto:OO
Sasuke:OO
Naruto: ...why?
Lunar: Cause it's hot.
Naruto: no, why him?
Lunar: I don't repeat myself.
Naruto:
Kakashi: oooh narutoooo.
Naruto: AHHH! FINE! sasunaru it is. better than Mr. Molester.
Lunar: Actually, that's Orochimarou, not Kakashi. Kakashi's Sir Spanky.
Naruto: Oo
Sasuke: Oo
Lunar: I don't name them.
Naruto:Oo
Sasuke: Oo
Lunar: People call him that 'cause... well, that's his type.
Naruto: OO
Sasuke:OO
Lunar: That's some pretty good yaoi.
Naruto:OO -scoots away-
Sasuke: OO -scoots away-
Kakashi: OOOH NARUTOOOOO.
Naruto: ACK NO SAVE ME SASUKE. -pounces sasuke-
Kakashi: ooh. involve sasuke?
Lunar: XDXDXDXD
Naruto: NO!!! LUNARR!!!
Lunar: Ya gotta kiss for the great law of yaoi to take hold.
Sasuke:OO
Naruto: OO
Sasuke:OO
Naruto:OO
Kakashi: -wink-
Naruto: AHHHHHHHHH -kisses Sasuke-
Lunar: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Kakashi: -blink. blink- aww. i'm single again.
Iruka: Hi kakashi.
Kakashi: Hi Iruka!
Iruka: -drags Kakashi off-
Lunar: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -dizzy from the yaoi-ness-
Sasuke: Naruto..
Naruto: what?
Sasuke: I've discovered something.
Naruto: What? That we're really gay and all of Lunar's wildest dreams have come true and that she's really gonna rule the world in all of her creepy terror-ness?
Sasuke:...First, I admit to nothing. Second, I will not let her rule the world. I'll make out with Itachi first.
Lunar: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- continues in the lalaland of mental yaoi-
Naruto: Then what?
Sasuke: We can take down Lunar. with her love. of yaoi.
Naruto: OO omg. you're brilliant.
Sasuke: I know.
Naruto: Just so you know, the smugness isn't attractive.
Sasuke:...Then why are you still attached to me?
Naruto:...I thought you admited to nothing.
Sasuke: I didn't admit anything.
Lunar: -watching them intently-
Naruto: she scares me.
Sasuke: -kisses Naruto's nose-
Lunar: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kakashi-sticks his head outside the door- CUE THE DISCLAIMER SEGMENT! I don't want kids to see.
-Disclaimer Segment-
Lunar: -typing-
Kakashi: uh. Lunar?
Lunar: Yes?
Kakashi: Did you schedule anything for chapter 23's disclaimer segment?
Lunar: OO uh oh.
Kakashi:...
Lunar: oh well. I always have a backup plan.
Kakashi: Like what?
Lunar: -opens a file- See?
Kakashi: now I know why we're all screwed up.
Lunar: -sticks out tounge- meh. Anywayz, let's see... My site advertisement, hula advertisement, tea advertisement, monkey advertisement...
Kakashi: monkey?
Lunar: don't ask.
Kakashi: Oo
Lunar:ooooooooooooooooooooh. this'll work.
Kakashi: What?
Lunar: Pixie sticks!!!!!
Kakashi:... I have a bad feeling.
Lunar: Do you like my stories?
Kakashi: I'm afraid to answer that.
Lunar: Do you wanna join me in my awesome world of craziness?
Kakashi: No.
Lunar: Are you too low income to afford crack?
Kakashi:...
Lunar: Then get piiiixxxxiiieeee stttiiccckkkssss
Kakashi: Oo I'm scared.
Lunar: Pixie Sticks turn a boring world of dullness into a colorful world of fun and utter nonsense.
Kakashi:...
Lunar: Want to see dancing chibi monkeys? piiiiixxxxxiiiiieeeee stttiiiccckkkksss.
Kakashi: Oo...
Lunar: Wanna fly? pppiiiiiiixxxxxxiiiiiieeeeee sssstttiiiccckkkkkssssss
Kakashi: --''
Lunar: Wanna learn how to do the hula? ppppiiiixxxxxiiiieeeee ssstttiiiccckkkkssss
Kakashi:... I'm scared.
Lunar:Wanna turn into a chihuahua? ppppiiiixxxxxiiiieeee stttiiiiccckkkkssssss
Kakashi: uhhhh. She doesn't own Naruto. or her sanity.
-End Disclaimer Segment-
Lunar: -dies from nosebleed-
Sasuke: -pulls pants back on- ...
Naruto: -tugs on his shirt- I've never seen anyone have so many successive nosebleeds.
Sasuke: I never knew you knew the world succcessive.
Naruto:...
Sasuke: so. what now?
Naruto:... We leave. FREEDOM.
Kakashi: -peeks his head out the door- Got any extra whipped cream?
Sasuke: Dude. She's dead. We killed her.
Kakashi: I know.
Naruto: OO
Sasuke: OO
Kakashi: -poofs into the kitchen, grabs the whipped cream, poofs back into the room and closes the door-
Naruto: OO
Sasuke: OO...ew.
Naruto: OO I know. Can we leave now?
Sasuke: Hell ya.
Lunar: OMRTHATWASTHEBESTYAOII'VEEVERSEENANDITAPEDITTOOIMUSTSHOWITTOTHEOTEHRYAOIFANGIRLS!!!!!!-runs off-
Naruto:OO I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD
Sasuke: OO WHAT THE HELL
Itachi: You can't kill authoresses. now get the chocolate syrup and come Deidara. -walks into a room-
Deidara:-wearing a collar and a leash- Yes Itachi! -grabs it and follows-
Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?
Kisame: The water. -leaves-
Naruto: Oo...
Lunar: -peeks head in- START THE CHAPTER
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The gang walked back through the portal and found themselves in the middle of Konoha. A black haired OC bowed. "Lunar said that everything is fixed... for now." She said, dissappearing in a rush of wind. Naruto shivered.
"... I have a terrible feeling. " He said. Sasuke nodded. "Yeah... Who is she going to target next? and why?" He asked. Everyone shook their head. No one knew of the dark evil's of the Great Authoress.
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Neji had been walking home after his experience with the Akatsuki, when his eyes fell on Lee. Suddenly he felt compelled to go after and kiss his teammate. Neji shook his head. "What the hell?" He turned his head to the right and saw Lunar grinning with a notepad. She waved her hand and compelled Neji to go after Lee. Ten seconds later, both of them were tangled up in Lee's apartment, and clothes were coming off. Lunar grinned.
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Lunar: NejiLee isn't my favorite pairing, but it's a damned good one.
Neji: -shudders-
Lee:
Neji: Don't you have a problem with this?
Lee: Nope.
Neji: Oo
Lunar:
Naruto: so, is the story over?
lunar: nope.
Naruto: darn.
Lunar: XD
Sasuke: I wonder when freedom will come?
Lunar: NEVAH.
Sasuke:--
Naruto:--
Lunar:
Kakashi: so, what will the next chapter be about?
Lunar: Random convo's between me n' mah friends.
Kakashi: gee that sounds safe
Lunar: Well, at least it's interesting.
Kakashi:...
Sasuke:...
Naruto: -eating ramen-
Sasuke: okay how did you get ramen and why are you eating it at a time like this?
Naruto: Lunar gave it to me and i'm hungry.
Sasuke:--
Lunar:
Sasuke: --
Lunar: I'm bored.
Sasuke: End the chapter then.
Lunar: fine.REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS