NINJA NONSENSE

Chapter 24

... Bah. Stupid Not Updating... SORRY '''

Lunar: SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING. I know I should, but I haven't. I'll make it up to you though! By... DOING WHATEVER I WANT. Why? Cause I'm psychotic and it's funny just whatever I put. Besides, it's ''nonsense''... Anyway, I have Kingman 186 in a closet somewhere...

Naruto: Why do you have him in a closet?

Lunar:... Well, Last chapter was suppost to be his guest chapter... so this chapter is his guest chapter...

Sasuke:... He's been in there for months.

Lunar:. Who told you?

Sasuke:... The pounding on the door.

Lunar: Ohhh. -opens the door and kingman 186 falls out and twitches- ... oops.

Usagi:... Hi

Lunar: AHHH RANDOM OC!

Usagi:... Actually, I'm Kingman 186's OC.

Lunar: ahhh. -poking Kingman 186 with her foot-

Usagi: ...What are you doing?

Lunar: Seeing if he's still alive.

Kingman 186: I am.

Lunar: AHHHHHHH ZOMBIE!

Sasuke: --

Kingman 186:... Hi Sasugay.

Sasuke:.. -twitch. twitch-

Lunar: Guess what. I WATCHED SWEENY TODD... like, two days after it came out... AND I LOVE THE MUSIC.

Naruto:.. you would.

Kingman 186: I missed being able to put my arms out.

Usagi:... Oo

Sasuke:... Welcome to my life.

Lunar: -singing a song from sweeny todd-

Sasuke: --

Lunar: hot and fresh from the oven.- hands Kingman 186 a pie-

Kingman 186: What is it?

Lunar: It's priest. Have a little priest.

Kingman 186: ...Is it good?

Lunar: Oh Sir, it's too good, at least.Of course they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh.

Sasuke: -knocks lunar out before this can continue - Sorry dude...

Kingman 186:... Did she just make me take part in a musical number?

Sasuke: yes.

Kingman 186: ... Didn't see that coming...

Naruto:... -poking lunar with a billaird pole-

Lunar: ... ow.

Naruto: So... Got anything planned?

Lunar: Who? Me?

Naruto: Yes you.

Lunar: no.

Sasuke: liar.

Kingman 186: .. what's with the massive group of people wearing red and holding giant pocky sitcks?

Lunar: -wearing a red priestess outfit holding giant pocky sticks- Oh. I'm in a pocky-based cult.

Sasuke: Oo

Naruto: Oo

Usagi:... Oo... -To Kingman 186- Why are we here?

Kingman 186:... I don't remember. I was in that closet for so long... so long... -shakes-

Usagi: Oo Kingman? Hello? you okay?

Lunar: -standing in front of the crowd of pocky-lovers singing- Pooocckyyy, pooockkkyyy, poockky pocky pocky.

Naruto: Oo

Lunar: Let us bow to the pocky!

Sasuke: Oo

Pocky Cult: -bows-

Kingman 186:... What happened?

Usagi: You went though a mental breakdown because a creepy authoress kept you in a closet.

Kingman 186:... Why didn't you rescue me?

Usagi:.. you're the one who wanted to be in this chapter.

Naruto:...Oo

Lunar: -doing a pocky pocky dance-

Kingman 186: Oo

Naruto: ...Oo

Sasuke: Oo

Lunar:... So, who shall we sacrifice to the pocky cult?

Pocky Cult:... hmm... Kabuto.

Kabuto: Why me?

Lunar: Cause.. you work for a weirdo.

Pocky Cult: -drags KAbuto off-

Lunar: -follows-

Naruto: Oo

Kingman 186:... hmmm. It's been so long, I've forgotten why I wanted to come here.

Neji: -bounces by stuck in a wheel of cheese- HEEEELLLPPP

Kingman 186: Oo... oh yeah. cause it's funny.

Naruto: WHO WANTS FONDU?

Sasuke: I could enjoy some. -chases Neji-

Neji: AHHHHH!

Usagi:... Why did I have to come again?

Naruto: I owe you 20 bucks.

Usagi: oh yeah.

Kingman 186: so you only came cause naruto owed you 20 bucks?

Usagi: pretty much.

Kingman 186: What about me?

Usagi:... idk.

Sasuke:...

Naruto: Oo

Lunar:... HEY. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUN.

Naruto:.. Weren't you busy with your cult?

Lunar: pocky cult.

Sasuke: oh, that makes it better.

Lunar: and we already sacrificed Kabuto. The pocky likes fast deaths.

Sasuke: Oo

Kingman 186: What's your idea?

Lunar: WHOSE LINE! KAKASHI, DO THE DISCLAIMER WHILE I SET UP THE SET!

Kakashi: Oo okay? DISCLAIEMR SEGMENT!

-Disclaimer Segment-

Lunar:... SOOOO.. HIIIII. For this disclaimer Segment, I've decided to have the Akatsuki use their broadway song... Ready? Here ya go! GO AKATSUKI!!

Itachi: - walks out to the middle of the stage and clears his throat- When I was a little sadist boy, I was allll alooone. I was just a ninja in a clan, with no place to call hoooome. When I killed my best friend, I sealed the deal and I was truly aloooone. when I was a little boy of 13, a thought came to meeeeeee! TO SLAUGHTER MY FAMILY AND JOIN THE AKATSUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Akatsuki: -starts doing this weird little dance- THE AKATSUKI! THE AKATSUKI! JOIN THE AKATSUKI! WE'RE A HOME WHEN YOU DON'T GOT ONE. WE'RE FAMILY EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT ONE, JUST WATCH YOUR BACK 'CAUSE SOME OF US ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! THE AKATSUKI!

Kisame: -takes center stage- I was a freaakkkyy boyyy. I had this habit, of biting my classmmaaattess. and eveerryone ellllsee. Even when I joined the sworrddsssmmeeennn, no one would give me a huuugggggggggggggggg! I found my talen for fashion, when the mizukage kicked my ass to the cuuuuurrrbbb! Now I'm totally gaaay, for my hot asssss partner!! -steps toward Itachi-

Itachi: That's unwanted..

Kisame: -looks completely dejected-

Kisame: But it's ookaaayyy cause... I JOINED THE AKATSUKI!

Akatsuki:THE AKATSUKI, THE AKATSUKI, JOIN THE AKATSUKI! WE'RE A HOME WHEN YOU DON'T GOT ONE, WE'RE A FAMILY EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT ONE, JUST WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE SOME OF US ARE GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! THE AKATSUKI!!

Sasori: I've always loved my pupppeeetttts, more than I loved peopleeee. Everyone said I was creeepppy, I just told them 'GO TO HEELLLLL' When I went to the prom with Crow, everyone ran awwwaaaayyyy. So I searched for a place, that would accept my unique storrrryyyyy! and I found... THE AKATSUKI!!

Kisame: I want you Sasori.

Sasori: Yep. That's unwanted.

Kisame: -looks dejected again-

Akatsuki: THE AKATSUKI, THE AKATSUKI, JOOOIIIINNN THE AKATSUKI. WE'RE A HOME WHEN YOU DON'T GOT ONE ,WE'RE A FAMILY WHEN YOU DON'T WANT ONE, JUST WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE SOME OF US ARE GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! THE AKATSUKI!!
Deidara: I blew up my school, my house, the city hall, and the public pooooool, my village kicked me out, that made me pout, then Madara called me sexxxyyy! I decided to say screw my village and now me and my clay-molding ass have joined the Akatsuki!

Kisame: You are sexy.

Deidara: still unwanted.

Akatsuki: THE AKATSUKI! THE AKATSUKI! JOIN THE AKATSUKI! WE'RE A HOME WHEN YOU DON'T GOT ONE, WE'RE A FAMILY WHEN YOU DON'T WANT ONE, JUST WATCH YOUR BACKS CAUSE SOME OF US ARE GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!! THE AKATSUKI!!

Orochimarou: I'm going to betray you all, but before then I must sayyyy, you're sexy asssses turned me gaaaayyy! But you're all too old for meee, I'd like a boy younger than sixteeennn! Itachi, I'm going after your sexy little brother!!

Itachi: That is defiantely unwanted.

Akatsuki:THE AKATSUKI! THE AKATSUKI! JOIN THE AKATSUKI! WE'RE A HOME WHEN YOU DON'T GOT ONE, WE'RE A FAMILY EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT ONE, JUST WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE SOME OF US ARE GAAAYYYYYYYYY! THE AKATSUKI!

Itachi: Seriously Kisame. no one wants you.

Kisame: -pouts-

Akatsuki: WE'RE THE AKATSUKI! THE AKATSUKI! WE'RE A BAND OF S-CLASS KILLERS WITH IDENTITY ISSUES! WE'RE THE AKATSUKI! THE AKATSUKI! WE'RE A BUNCH OF GAY GUYS WHO SAY WE'RE STRAIGHT BUT IT'S ALL LIES WE'RE THE AKATSUKI! THE AKATSUKI! WE ALL THINK WE'RE SUPER SMEXY! Tobi: But no one wants Kisame. Kisame:Hey! THE AKATSUKI! THE AKATSUKI! AND WE WANT TO RULE THE WOOORRLLLDDD! -all pose-

-End Disclaimer Segment-

Naruto:... What the hell was that?

Lunar:... If you look up ''Akatsuki Pics'' on photobucket, there's a pic that looks like them poses after a musical number.

Naruto: --

Kingman 186: ... soo.. what now?

Lunar: The story, of course!! -drags everyone off-

--

A tall girl with golden brown hair sat at a desk, with a large grin on her face. "Welcome, to Whose Line is it Anyway, Ninja Nonsense Edition! I'm your host, Lunar X. Shinobi! What's the X for? I dunno. No one knows. Today, we're gonna have a lot of fun at the Naruto character's expense! Allow me to introduce our players! Sasuke 'I freaking hate everything' Uchiha, Naruto 'Cute Little Dreamer' Uzumaki, Sakura 'Has Several Issues' Haruno, Kakashi 'Fangirls scare the out of me' Hatake, Itachi ''I'm so concieted'' Uchiha, and more!! oh, and our special guest, is Kingman '' Why did I want to be in this again?"186!! Let's play! Our first game is... Scenes from a Hat! This game is for everyone. Okay, first catagory is... Reasons an opera might get ruined!!"

Sasuke sighs and walks on stage. "Oh, this is the point, of no return!"

Sakura joined him. "Are you sure? Cause you forgot your pants."

Sasuke looked down. "oh shit." He ran off. Sakura followed.

Naruto walked on stage, tap danced, and then left. Lunar shook her head and pressed the button. "Next one... Things you don't want to hear in the middle of a fight!"

Sasuke and Itachi walked on. Sasuke moved like he was about to punch Itachi.

Itachi: " Sasuke I'm gay." Sasuke stopped, stared at him with a wtf face, and then left.

Naruto and Sasuke walked on. Sasuke was about to kick him, when Naruto started singing. "If you were gaayyy, that'd be okayyyy..." Sasuke stopped, and then left. Lunar pressed the button. "Okay, next catagory, What's in Sasuke's diary!" Sasuke twiched.

Naruto walks out. " I'm so sexy. That I am. Yes, I am so sexy. I am sexy. Sexy me. Yes. I brought sexy back. heck yeah." Then he left. Sasuke glared.

Itachi stepped out and took a deepbreath. "avengeavengeavengeravengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavengeavenge." He then left.

Naruto stepped out. "... Orochimarou touched me today... It was creepy. I'm scared now..." Then he left. Lunar was blue from lack of oxygen due to laughter.

Kakashi stepped out. ".. I.. rock." Then he left.

Lunar pressed the button while trying to breathe."Next...catagory...Men..that..women..just don't.. seem to go for.." She said, while laughing.

Naruto stepped down. "Hi, I'm Jairaya." then he left.

Sasuke stepped out. "Hi, I'm Kisame." then he left.

Itachi stepped out. "Hi, I'm Orochimarou, where are your underage boys?" Then he left.

Lunar put her head down, laughing. She pressed the buzzer. "Next Catagory.Things you shouldn't do when confronted by ANBU."

Naruto stepped out. "Anybody want pie?"

Itachi flips his hair and winks. "hiiii." Lunar was laughing again.

Kingman 186 stepped out. "I know kung fu!" Starts waltzing. Waltzes off.

Kakashi stepped out. "Fear the kung fu cat!" leaves.

Sasuke stepped out. "cluck. cluck. cluck." Lunar pressed the buzzer. "What Naruto is thinking right now."

Naruto stepped out. "..." Then he left.

Sasuke stepped out. "..." Then he left.

Kakashi stepped out. "... "

Naruto got back out. " COW!" Then he left.

Sasuke stepped out. "... Ramen.ramen. ramen. ramen. ramen. ramen. ramen. COW!" Then he left.

Kingman 186 stepped out. "... train. train. train. train. HOKAGE. train. train. train. train. COW!" Then he left. Lunar laughed and pressed the button. "Okay, The Secret life of the Cast..."

Sasuke steps out. " ahh crocheting. How I love thee." then he leaves.

Naruto and Itachi go out. Naruto hugs Itachi. "oh my sweet love." They both leave. Lunar's down from a nosebleed.

Kakashi stepped out, and then sang a random broadway song. He left.

Kingman 186 stepped out with Neji. "okay, how many fingers am I holding up?"

Neji blinked. "Uh, 7?"

Kingman shook his head." no."

Neji left. Kingman left.

Lunar shook her head and pressed the button. "okay, um, unused jeopardy catagories."

Naruto stepped out. " Doll Killers of the 20th century for 200." Then he left.

Sasuke got on. " Pedofiles of the Sound for 1000." Then he left.

Kakashi stepped out. "Reasons everyone things Sasuke is gay for 400."

Kingman 186 stepped out. " uhhhh for 2000." Lunar shook her head and buzzed them out.

Lunar stared at the next catagory and shook her head. "People you don't want to see naked on the internet."

Sasuke walked on and pretended to click. "OMR. MY EYES OROCHIMAROU. " Sasuke fell down 'dead'. Kakashi dragged him off.

Naruto got on. "OMR MY EYES JAIRAYA." He fell to the ground 'dead.' Kingman 186 dragged him off, then came back. "AHHHHH TSUNADE WITHOUT HER JUTSU." then he ran.

Kakashi went on and clicked. "... Itachi... and...Naruto..." He just left. Lunar laughed and pressed the buzzer. "okay, next one, What the Grim Reaper does in his spare time."

Neji stepped out. "FORE!" Then he left.

Naruto stepped out and pretended to do the hula. Then he left.

Itachi stepped out and started unbuttoning his cloak. He left. Lunar was out with another nosebleed.

Kakashi stepped out and began reciting poetry. Sasuke kicked him off.

Sasuke sat down and pretending to be typing on a laptop. "middleage male, thin, pale, slightly bony figure, seeks mate who doesn't mind death..." Then he left. Lunar was laughing her ass off. She pressed the buzzer. "Last... one... Inappropriate show and tell items."

Sasuke stepped out and reached for his pants. Then he left.

Naruto pulled out a doll. "And this is what Sasuke used during his psych elvaluation when he returned from sound..." Then he left.

Itachi stepped out. " ..this is the very sword I used to slaughter my family..." Then he left.

Kingman 186 stepped out. "... This is bob. bob is deadly. bob wants to kill you all. bob shall get you.. " He's holding a gum wrapper. Then he leaves. Lunar buzzes them to their seats. "okay, next game is for, Neji, Naruto, and Kakashi. It's called Newsflash, Neji is the reporter, Naruto and Kakashi, you two are the anchors." Neji walked in front of the green screen. Naruto and KAkashi sat at the desk.

Naruto started. "Hello, I'm Uzumaki Naruto and this is Hatake Kakashi, we seem to have breaking news, let's go to our reporter, Hyuuga Neji. Neji?"

Neji was standing in front of a screen that was playing Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds'. Naruto immidiently put his head down in laughter. Kakashi took the line. "So, Neji, what's going on?"

Neji sighed and pretended to look around. "well... there's a lot of.. stuff going on... and... um, people are suffering from it."

Naruto raised his head. "Can you see how many of these things are there?"

Neji sighed. "Well, I believe it's anywhere from thousands and thousands of them."

Kakashi shook his head. "And, what affects will this have on the enviornment?"

"Well, this will ahve some very negatives effects, because there will be a mess everywhere." Neji said. Naruto raised his eyebrow.

"And is that sanitary?" He asked.

"I believe taht someone told me we'll be quiet fine, and that we've survived this kind of mess before." Neji said.

"No doubt, can you tell us exactly what is happening now?" Kakashi asked. The birds where swarming, and neji happened to stand exactly where they were swarming.

"Well, they seem to be surrounding me, um, to some great extent. But it's all in peace this is a very peaceful event."

Naruto put his head down again, shaking in laughter. Kakashi shook his head. "Is that so..."

Neji nodded. "This even will have some positive long lasting effects. Destiny decrees it." naruto's head shot up. "What did you just say?" Neji blinked. " oh crap." Neji took off, with Naruto following behind shouting " I SAID TO NEVER SAY FATE OR DESTINY, EVER AGAIN!!" Lunar was laughing her ass off. "ookay... hmm. what next? ooh, I know, props! This game is for Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, and Iruka." They all walked up, and looked at their props. Sasuke and naruto had giant foam spring coils, and Iruka and Kakashi had a giant box. Sasuke glared at lunar, and threw Zabuza's sword at her. She laughed, dodged, and waited.

Naruto and Sasuke sighed and went on. Naruto sat on the spring and began bouncing up and down. "Hey. " bounce. "Sasuke" bounce "I" bounce "See" bounce "that" bounce "you" bounce "got our new training" bounce "tool too." bounce. They both bounced off. Iruka and Kakashi got onstage. Kakashi sat in the box. Iruka cooed. "aww. look at the kitty!" They left.

Sasuke and Naruto came back wearing the coils on their head. " I can't believe we're wearing the newest style." Naruto said. They both left. Kakashi and Iruka came in. Iruka stared at the box. "When I said you don't have to spend a thousand on a hotel room, I really didn't mean you didn't have to pay over five bucks." The two grabbed the box and left.

Sasuke and Naruto came onstage. Naruto started dancing. The spring Sasuke was holding 'boing'-ed up. They left. Sasuke flung another kunai at lunar. Kakashi went up with the box on his head. Iruka stared at him. Kakashi spoke. "I lost my mask."

Lunar pressed the button. "sorry, you guys suck. hmmm. Next game, Next game.hmm. Another props. Let's have Itachi, Gaara, Kingman 186 and... L." Sasuke stared at Lunar. ".. dude. 'L'.. whose L?" L pokes him in the shoulder. "I'm L." Sasuke jumped. "What the hell? He isn't a 'Naruto' Character!" Lunar shrugged. "So? I like L.. Now let's start the game!"

Itachi and Gaara had a bar of candy-cane colored foam poles. Kingman 186 and L had hula hoops. Lunar grinned and hid from Itachi's genjutsus.

Itachi and Gaara sighed and stepped out. Gaara pretending to dance around it. "Okay, you do it like this." Itachi stared, and then pretended to dance around his pole. The two left.

Kingman186 and L stepped out. Kingman was holding the hula hoops like mickey mouse ears on his head. "okay, you were right. This was a stupid idea." then the two left.

Itachi and Gaara stepped out again. Itachi was holding the pole in front of him. Gaara stared. " I said I didn't want to see it." Then he left. Itachi followed, then tried to kill Lunar with a fire jutsu.

Kingman 186 and L stepped out again. L was staring. "I will catch this criminal. He grabbed the hula hoops and through them over Kingman 186 as he 'ran' by. "Ha! I have prevailed yet again!" They left. Lunar pressed the button. "That was cool! and since the chapter is already long enough to have more words that my entire 'BackLash' combined, we'll finish up here! See ya folks next chapter!!"

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Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Lunar: XD idk.

Kingman 186: Can I go now? I want to see my dog again.

Lunar: XD okay. have fun. buh-bye now.

Naruto:... That was... interesting.

Lunar: Oh I know! I think profist of doom is next... but i'm not sure.

Sasuke: You have another one?!

Lunar: Yep.

Sasuke:... Can I have a vacation? PLEASE?

Lunar:... sure.

Sasuke: ... really?

Lunar: Yeah. go ahead. you just won't be in the next chapter.

Sasuke:... I LOVE YOU. -runs-

Lunar:... -grinning evilly-

Naruto:... I don't like that look

Itachi: I don't either.

Lunar: oh, you guys will seee.

Kakashi: So, what are we doing now?

Lunar:.. hmm. Let's see. I finished the chapter, Kingman 186 is going home, we announced whose coming next... I dunno.

Naruto:.. hmm. Karoke?

Lunar: nah. that can be something for next chapter.

Naruto:.. Then, um, shouldn't you end this chapter? I mean, you already said that it was insanely long.

Lunar: It is insanely long. I've never written such a long ninja nonsense before. I mean, this is pretty much the size of chapters 1-10 combined.. or mabey bigger.

Kakashi: Or mabey you're over exaggerating.

Lunar: yeah. I suppose I am. but it's huge.

Kakashi: Then shouldn't you end it?

Lunar: But I don't wanna. I like typing this story.

Kakashi: Don't you have like, 13 other stories to update right now?

Lunar: shut up.

Kakashi:...

Lunar: See you guys later! Review! with Questions if you wanna! Next chapter has a Dear Abby sort of thing. So write ''letters'' for whoever you want, except Sasuke. He's on vacation... -laughs evilly-

Kakashi:OO

Naruto: OO

Lunar: REVIEW!!