Chapter 21

"TDN THE AFTERMATH EPISODE 1"

THE AFTERMATH MUSIC PLAYS

KIKI: THIS IS STUPID ANYWAY!

OWEN: WHAT CAN I SAY? I GOT PLAYED BY THE RICK KID.

LINDSAY: THEY PICKED ME, NOT YOU

LOGAN: YOU LIED TO ME!

ANGELA: HOW COULD YOU VOTE FOR ME?!

LESHAWNA: WELL I GOT PLAYED

OLIVER: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!

DJ: I'LL MISS YOU SO MUCH, EVA BABE

BRIDGETTE: cue theme song

Bridgette: Welcome everyone to Total Drama Nation the Aftermath! I'm your host Bridgette and we have eight guests today. The first eight to be voted off Total Drama Nation!

*APPLAUSE*

Bridgette: Our first guest was voted off for being a cold hearted captain. Let's welcome Kiki!

Kiki walks out with her arms crossed and a scowl on her face. She takes a seat on the couch next to Bridgette and glares.

Bridgette: So Kiki how did it feel to the first person kicked off the island?

Kiki: What do you think? It sucked!

Bridgette: Okay…..So what was your original plan to get to the end?

Kiki: To bully my way to the end.

Bridgette: Didn't you watch season 1? It didn't work for Heather.

Kiki: Whatever.

Bridgette: Okay we have a caller

A tan with pink hair comes on the screen.

Bridgette: Hi there caller. What's your name?

Caller: Nadia and I'm an uber fan.

Bridgette: Awesome! What's your question for Kiki?

Nadia: Oh, I don't have one. I like to taunt. Thank god you voted off first, you cold hearted bitch!

Bridgette: Okay *turns off screen*

Bridgette: Kiki if you could have a seat on one of the couches, we'll bring out guest #2.

Kiki: Whatever

Bridgette: He got screwed over by the rich rocker. You know him, you love him. Come on out Owen!

Owen: Whoohoo! Hi Bridgette! It's so great to be here.

Bridgette: How did it feel to be voted off, so early?

Owen: It was horrible, but now I get to be on your talk show. Whoohoo!

Bridgette: Okay, we have a caller.

A tan guy with blonde hair and green eyes came on.

Bridgette: Hi there caller, tell us your name.

Caller2: Hi guys, my name's Alvin. My question for Owen is: why didn't you beat up Dale?

Owen: I'm not a fighter, just a lover *laughs*

Alvin: I would've kicked his ass, but you're still awesome man!

Bridgette: Okay Owen take a seat and I'll call out guest #3. She's hot, sweet and has the intelligence of a garden hose. Let's welcome Lindsay!

Lindsay: Hi Brenna! Hi Omar! Hi Caca!

Kiki: It's Kiki you stupid bitch!

Lindsay: Who cares anyway

Bridgette: Welcome Lindsay *they hug*

Lindsay: Thanks Brea, it's great to be here.

Bridgette: So are you still confused over your elimination?

Lindsay: Yeah, my stuff never falls out of my purse.

Bridgette: Let's watch a clip to clear it up

They watch the clip of Dale pulling out the compact and slamming it against the bottom of his tube.

Lindsay: I can't believe he did that!

Bridgette: Well, I know we all hope he joins us soon.

Bridgette: Alright Lindsay if you could sit over there, I'll bring in ex-camper #4. He's a graffiti artist, who got back stabbed by the show's villain. Here's Logan!

Logan: Hey Bridgette babe, how are you?

Bridgette: I'm great, it's good to see you.

Logan: Thanks, I'm happy to be here.

Bridgette: So how shocked were you when, you were voted off?

Logan: Beyond shocked, but I think the only person that ax-wound wouldn't turn on is Leah

Bridgette: Really? Watch this.

They watched the clip, where Dale said he would even turn on Leah.

Logan: Hey, he's just an ugly person inside and out.

Bridgette: Well thank you Logan. If you could slide over. Let's bring out our next guest. She's a competitive snowboarder, whose own words were her downfall. Here's Angela!

Angela: Hey Bridgette *gruffly*

Bridgette: You were really torn up about your elimination, huh?

Angela: Yeah, they voted me off for one mess up!

Bridgette: You did promise them you'd win it for them.

Angela: And I tried my best, it's not my fault Dale sabotaged me!

Bridgette: Okay wanna take a seat over there?

Angela walks over, grumbling to herself.

Bridgette: Our next guest is: bold and bootilicious. Let's welcome Leshawna!

Leshawna: What's up y'all? Hey Bridge, how's it going?

Bridgette: Not bad, how bout yourself?

Leshawna: I can't complain.

Bridgette: So how did it feel to get tricked by Dale?

Leshawna: What can I say, I fell right the trap and sometimes we are our own worst enemies.

Bridgette: Here's a caller

A black girl w/ long dyed magenta hair appeared.

Bridgette: Hi caller, what's your name?

Caller3: My name's Luna and my question for Leshawna is: why do you think Dale chose to target you?

Leshawna: I'm a smart player and my strategic mind got me far in the previous seasons. Sure, I'm pissed but it was a smart move.

Bridgette: Alright girl, if you could take a seat.

Bridgette: Let's bring out our next guest. This naïve surfer trusted Dale and Leah and because of that got the boot. Let's bring out Oliver!

Bridgette: Welcome to the show, Oliver.

Oliver: Thanx babe. Did you know you're even hotter up close?

Bridgette: Thank you, but were surprised about being voted off?

Oliver: Yeah, I guess. Dale was supposed to save me, but instead double crossed me.

Bridgette: What was your initial strategy?

Oliver: To be very chill and fly by to the end.

Bridgette: Okay, thanx for sharing. Now please have a seat over there.

Bridgette: Our last guest today was booted, because of his fear of snakes. Come on out DJ!

DJ: Hey Bridge, how's it going?

Bridgette: Good DJ, how bout yourself?

DJ: I really miss Eva. She's my world right now and I miss her horribly.

Bridgette: Well DJ, you may get a ticket back to we'll see.

*DJ starts to sob*

Bridgette: Alright everyone that's it for this episode of Total Drama Nation the Aftermath. Don't forget to tune with Chris for the next thrilling episode of Total Drama Nation. I'm your host Bridgette saying goodnight.