Pairing: Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon) x Seiya Kou (Sailor Star Fighter)

Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon

Theme: #5. "ano sa" ("hey, you know...")

Rating: G

Disclaimer: Tsukino Usagi, Seiya Kou, and any of the other characters that may be mentioned in passing are not my property, but belong to the admirable Naoko Takeuchi. Except maybe Sato-sensei, but he's just a convenient extra/plot device, anyhow. :D

A/N: Another one of those things that I've always wanted to do - an all-dialogue drabble. Haha. It was harder than I thought, trying to get into the mindset of these two and sticking to the conversation, especially since I have a tendency to fill my drabbles with lots and lots of actions and descriptions. It was a very new experience, and I really hope it turned out all right. X3

Detention Conversations

"... So, Odango -"

"No."

"What?"

"NO! You've already gotten us both into enough trouble!"

"What?! Look, it wasn't my fault that that film was boring enough to put insomniacs to sleep. Who in their right mind wants to watch the life cycle of a tapeworm, anyway? The director should've been jailed just for making that monstrosity."

"That's not the point! And you could've at least woken up when I started poking you. Then maybe Sato-sensei wouldn't have given us detention."

"Well, I can't exactly control my sleeping habits, y'know. And Sato would've given us detention anyway - that man's even bitchier than Yaten, and that's saying something."

"Hmph."

"... Hey, Odango."

"What is it now?"

"You like me, don't you?"

"... What the heck?! Are you delusional or something? I knew all that superstar business was going to make you lose it someday. Not that you ever had it in the first place."

"Ha! Face it, Odango. You like me. Otherwise you wouldn't have bothered to try and wake me up."

"... J - Just because I did that, doesn't mean I like you, baka. I was just being nice and trying to get you out of trouble."

"Pfft. Yeah, right, Odango. And I'm the Emperor of Japan."

"Well, you're certainly arrogant enough to be."

"... Hey, you know ..."

"What?"

"I like you, Odango."

"..."

"I mean it. I like you."

"I ... Like you too?"

"Not that way, silly Odango! I like you like you."

"... Seiya, I - I can't."

"Can't what, Odango?"

"I can't ... like you like you."

"Why not?"

"I - I have Mamo-chan!"

"Your boyfriend in America?"

"Yeah."

"Pfft. Some boyfriend, leaving his girl in Japan and not bothering to contact her at all."

"Hey! How did you know that he wasn't contacting me?"

"See? If he were contacting you, you'd be completely over the moon, yelling it out to the entire school like crazy."

"No, I wouldn't!"

"Haha! Sure, Odango. Whatever you say."

"..."

"Hey, Odango."

"... What?"

SMOOCH!

"..."

"Still thinking about your Mamo-chan?"

"... Huh?"

"Heh. I thought so. Silly Odango."

Review Replies:

Suki - Darn right it's fun to pick on Yaten! (Truthfully, I luff the guy - we're even the same zodiac sign! - but he's such a fun character to tease. XD) And Seiya will be very grateful for your thoughtfulness. ;)

KibaInu - Really? Wow ... Thanks:D Well, you might be pleased to hear that I'm seriously considering expanding on the 'Club Silver Millenium' plotline after I finish this 30 Kisses challenge. Which, considering the rate that I'm going at and the steadily growing pile of workload that school is bringing, might be quite a while from now, but at least there are plans. :P