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Alice
OMG!!!!! SO CUTE!!!! Of course, there is the small problem of me not being able to see them, but whatever! They are HOT together! Plus, Jacob is in serious need of a , makeover, which means I get to tortu—I mean play dress u—I mean shop for him. I wonder if I get to design their Canadian wedding…?
When will Jasper and Emmett stop laughing…?
Rosalie
I so need to get Jasper to pay up on that bet…I knew Edward was gay! It's the only reason he wouldn't like me. But I have to admit, they are cute together…this would make a wonderful story-plot for a yaoi manga…hmmm.
But why of all the people in the world did in have to be the mutt?!?!
Emmett
HAA HAA HAA! Can't breathe….haa haa haa!!!!!! My sides hurt! Haa haa haa. Wait a second…I don't have to breathe…haa haa haa!
Jasper
It is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worth losing the bet to Rosalie for this! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! He's stuck with the mutt! Bet Alice knew…Why didn't she tell me not to take that bet? Oh whatever…this is great blackmail material. Haaaaaaaaaaa!
Esme
Well…that was unexpected… It has been so long since I have had to cook…. I wonder if he likes kibble? When will Jasper and Emmett stop laughing?
Carlisle
This goes beyond anything my theories…I will need to do more research…Mustn't let my guard down.
Bella
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Guess I'm stuck with Newton. Wonder if Angela's free?
Aro
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I will never have him within my work! But I can get him and his little dog too…
Billy
The horror…the horror! No! Anything but that! Take me instead! Not my son! Not my precious son…! Damn Rachel and Rebecca for being right! How the hell did they know…? He didn't tell me he was gay, and I am his father!
Charlie
Excellent…! My plot was successful! Now that Cullen boy will leave my Bella alone! Wait a minute…I have nothing to do with this! Why the hell I am here?!
Edward
Well…then…Now what?
Jacob
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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