TOTAL DRAMA NATION THE AFTERMATH EPISODE 2
HAROLD~WELL I GUESS I'M DONE
IZZY~I HAD FUN, WHILE IT LASTED
ZEKE~I GOT PLAYED, EH?
CODY~THIS IS BULLSHIT!
BETH~ YOU ALL CAN KISS MY PERFECT WHIT ASS!
HEAHTER~I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS TIME
~CUE THEME SONG
BRIDGETTE- WELCOME EVERYONE TO TOTAL DRAMA NATION, THE AFTERMATH. TODAY MY CO-HOST IS MY GIRL, LESHAWNA.
LESHAWNA- WHAT'S UP Y'ALL?! NOT LET ME INTRODUCE THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE CAST
KIK! (KIKI GROWLS)
OWEN! (LAUGHS AND FARTS)
LINDSAY!
LINDSAY-HI PAULA!
LOGAN! (CLICKS HIS TEETH, LIKE HE'S FLIRTING)
ANGELA! (WAVES)
OLIVER! (SMIRKS)
AND DJ!
DJ-EVA I LOVE YOU!
BR- NOW VIEWERS, OUR GUEST TODAY ARE: HAROLD! IZZY OR ESCOPE! ZEKE! CODY! BETH! AND HEATHER! NOW LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST, HAROLD!
HAROLD OUT TIMIDLY AND SITS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CENTER COUCH.
BR-SO HAROLD HOW WAS YOUR TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA NATION?
HAROLD-IT WAS GREAT TILL, DALE GOT MY CHOCOALATE GODDESS VOTED OFF.
LS-OH SUGAR BABY! *COOS AND KISSES HIM*
BR-DO YOU HAVE ANY PREDICITONS ON THE WINNER?
H-HELL BOTH, NOAH AND KATIE ARE DOING A LOT BETTER THIS SEASON, I'D BE SHOCKED NOT TO SEE THEM IN THE FINALS
BR-THANKS FOR YOUR INPUT HAROLD
LS-OUR NEXT GUEST, IS #6 ON THE RCMP'S MOST WANTED LIST, LOVES TO LIVE WILD ANIMALS AND OWNS A HERD OF GIRAFFES. PLEASE WELCOME IZZY!
IZZY-HEY LESHAWNA AND BRIDGETTE
LS-HEY ESCOPE, SO HOW WAS YOUR TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA NATION?
IZ-I HAD TONSOF FUN, IT DOES SUCK I GOT VOTED OFF SO EARLY THOUGH
LS-SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON DALE?
IZ-HE'S EVIL AND I'D SENTENCE HIM TO DEATH BY GIRAFFES *LAUGHS PSYCHOTICALLY*
KIKI-YOU BELONG IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION
IZ-SHUT UP, BITCH!
LS-ALRIGHT MOVING ON
BR-OUR NEXT GUEST GREW UP ON THE PRAIRIE, HAS SHOT HIS MOM IN THE BUTT WITH AN ARROW AND IS CURRENTLY DATING AN ENTITY OF PURE EVIL, HERE'S ZEKE!
ZEKE COMES ONTO THE STAGE, WAVES AND TAKE HIS SEAT.
BR-SO ZEKE HOW WAS YOUR TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA NATION?
ZEKE-I HAD A GREAT TIME TILL DALE, CONJURED MY VOTING OFF
BR-WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO WIN THE SHOW?
Z-I'D HAVE TO SAY TYLER, EH?
BR-OKAY ZEKE, WE HAVE A CALLER CALLING IN
AN IRISH GUY WITH GREEN EYES AND LONG RED HAIR IN A PONYTAIL, WEARING BIG HEADPHONES APPEARED ON THE SCREEN.
BR-HEY CALLER WHAT'S UR NAME?
CALLER #1: THE NAME'S RALEIGH, BRIDGETTE
BR-WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION FOR ZEKE?
RALEIGH-YEAH ZEKE, HOW CAN YOU DATE A GIRL LIKE HEATHER?
Z-SHE HAS A REAL SWEET SIDE, WHICH YOU SEE IF YOU GET TO KNOW HER BETTER
R-I DON'T AGREE WITH YOUR CHOICE OF GIRLS, BUT YOU STILL ROCK!!!!
BR-OKAY NEXT GUEST.
LS-OUR NEXT GUEST IS A COMPLETE LADIES MAN, HAS TAKEN SEVERAL SHOTS IN THE BALLS FROM A CERTAIN GOTH GIRL AND RECENTLY TOLD OFF HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, LET'S GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR CODY.
CODY WALKS ONTO THE STAGE. HE STOPS TO FLEX AND HE SMILES, AS THE GIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE SWOON. HE SITS DOWN NEXT TO LESHAWNA AND SMILES.
LS-YOU HAVE QUITE A FAN BASE CODY
CODY-YEAH, WHAT CAN I SAY? THEY LOVE THE CODEMEISTER.
LS-SO WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON BETH?
C-I FEEL LIKE SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN UPFRONT AND HONEST WITH ME, BUT SHE WASN'T. SO, MY OPINION STAYS.
LS-EVEN AFTER SHE POURED HER HEART OUT TO GEOFF?
C-YEP, CUZ SHE TOLD HIM, BUT NOT ME
LS-THANKS CODY
BR- OUR NEXT GUEST WAS RAISED ON A FARM, HAD QUITE A PHYSICAL CHANGE AND IS CURRENTLY DATING A FAMOUS MODEL, GIVE IT UP FOR MY GIRL, BETH!
BETH WALKS OUT AND SMILES, WAVING TO THE CROWD. SHE TAKES A SEAT AND SMILES.
BR-SO BETH, DO YOU THINK IT WAS FAIR FOR CODY TO AIR YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY?
BETH-NO, HE SHOULD'VE COME TO ME, NOT TELL THE WHOLE VIEWING WORLD.
BR-WHY DID YOU HAVE SUCH A BAD ATTITUDE WHEN LEAVING THE ISLAND?
BT-THEY VOTED ME OFF FOR SOMETHING NOT IN MY CONTROL.
BR-WELL THANK YOU FOR COMING UP HERE BETH
LS-NOW OUR LAST GUEST HAS HAD HER HEAD SHAVED, IS SPOILED ROTTEN AND IS CURRENTLY DATING ONE OF THE NICEST GUYS I'VE EVER MET, HERE'S HEATHER (NO ENTHUSIASM)
HEATHER WAVES AND SMILES, BUT SHE'S BOOED
LS-HI HEATHER, SO HOW WUZ YOUR TIME ON THE ISLAND?
HEAHTER-IT SUCKED, THERE WERE MOSQUITOS EVERYWHERE, IT WAS HUMID AND I HAD NO REAL ALLIANCE, BESIDES MY ZEKE.
LS-WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
HT-THEY ALL LEFT MY ALLIANCE AFTER ZEKE WAS GONE
LS-OH RIGHT *SNICKERS* SO WHAT'S YOUR REACTION TO WHAT EVA DID TO YOU?
HT-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LS-THAT MUST'VE BEEN ONE HARD TRAY. LET'S LOOK ON THE BIG SCREEN.
EVA APPEARED CHARGING AND HITTING HEATHER WITH A TRAY. HEATHER COLLASPED UNCONCIOUS AND THE STUDIO ERUPTED IN LAUGHTER.
BR-*FIGHTING LAUGHTER* WELL THAT'S IT FOR US
LS-NEXT TIME JOIN CHRIS FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!
BOTH-GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!