Hiya , I hope you like cooking Miss lowerson !!.
thanks 4 the song idea Sophia !! :P
disclaimer :I Don't own the song or the story =0
and if you want to be a leprechaun leader you have to be small =(
I am tall #sobs#
Emmett's POV
"well this is going to be fun"I grunted , we had just got the most meanest, the most scariest task ever , from MR idiot over there, who had just ducked out of the classroom which had just erupted in cheers!
…..... we are cooking cookies , and no they not just any old cookies, they where chocolate chip cookies and that's not just it , they were VALANTINES COOKIES !!
"nnnnoooooo, you cant take me" wailed Edward, that guy has got some serious chocolate problems, once I put choclate on top of his Volvo and he never talked to me for weeks . OMG a spoon ,
"I LOVE SPOONS PEOPLE , he is mine and I will call him Woodey" I yelled.
Leah POV
Emmett did not just yell that , dear lord above , why why do you hate me. Peole were looking at me strange as I had a mini break down,omg what am I doing here, I am going .
I had just got to the sliding door when I remembered , that the stupid little hobbit had my car keys and I had just got it pimped!
"shut up Emmett and get down from the table, right this instant" shouted a pissed off Rosalie, I feel sorry for her "or I will have to say the thing you told me, your choice"
Emmett looked scared for a second then a huge grin spread across his face and he started laughing , yes that's right he was laughing in a Rosales face,not a good thing to do if you want to keep your face or in this case spoon.
Edward coughed looking at jasper,"my bad" jasper whispered but by the look on his face he was so not. He sat down waiting for explosion.
"FINE"snarled Rosalie"you leave me no choice, people" she said raising her voice so the whole classroom could hear
"ladies and gentlemen, Emmett love to wear pink cat suits and dancing about, singing if I was a boy........... thank you , that's all !! goodnight".
The whole class was now rolling on the floor crying their eyes off, including me.. omc no way... funnest thing ever.
Just in time Mr Evil came in" I need a drink"he murmured and then walked straight back out, good.
"Okay guys ,we had better get to it" Soph got out between laughs ,
"Soph can I be your partner"squealed Seth ,honestly he was like a kid.
Soph looked thoughtful for a second "maybe but you have to answer this question ,but you must tell the truth"
ukk they just make me want to puke , I wish I could be with someone like that , some sharp memories hit me me by surprise and I faltered, suddenly I slipped off the table top and suddenly Roasile caught me "don't worry, you will" and the she started back across the room towards Emmett. Was I that easy to read , Jacob smiled reassuringly at me, okay I was.
"okay so do you know how to find leprechaun?" she asked quietly, oh no
Seth mocked thought"of course you have to give them a pound coin ,with a clump of cheese and then sing the leprechaun song to them"he was now practice jumping up and down.
"OMG you do know"she was really was jumping up and down,
He smiled and then looked sad "is that a yes?"
"of course ,you dope , you are the best" she yelled
Now they were jumping up and down in a circle holding hands like little kids, I was getting really getting fed up by all their happiness "you have got to be kidding me" I murmured, again.
"nope that's there real feelings"said jasper who now looked beyond hyper, who was holding Alice.
We started on making our stupid cookies , the Cullen's trying not to breathe or grimace as they handled food ad acted as if they were having fun. I hated this ,If it was called a woman's job then I hated it, just because that was what I was called just a woman with no feelings and to do anything that men hated, it is just not fair.
"sunshine ,lollipops and rain...." soph sang."... what?" soph asked , everybody was now looking at her, everyone else struggle and they all burst out
"Sunshine,
lollipops and rainbows
everything that's wonderful is what I feel
when we're together.
Brighter than a lucky penny.
When
you're here the raindrops disappears
dear and i feel so
fine.
Just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine,
lollipops and rainbows
that's how this refrain goes.
So come
on Join In. Everybody.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
when your
in love to stay.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything
that's wonderful is what I feel
when we're together.
Brighter
than a lucky penny.
When you hear the raindrops disappears
dear
and i feel so fine.
Just to know that you are mine.
My life is
sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
that's how this refrain goes.
So
come on Join In. Everybody.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
cause
your in love, your in love
and love is here to stay!"
…....I have died and are now in hell
Just as they were happily singing and making heart cookies, sir came in and did a double take, Emmett was singing on the tables ,spoon in hand, Alice was dancing on her chair and the whole classroom of SENOIRS were singing a crap song about rainbows, all except me , and I was just sitting on the table mixing the cake mixture together.
Like a sane person he walked straight back out again,Mean while I was sulking on the desktop trying not to grimace.
"I am the best singer I the world" yelled Emmett , he was now doing air gaiter, with that stupid spoon. me and Rosalie both rolled are eyes at the same time.
Alice looked up shocked "Emmett what about me"
"what about you Ali, me and my woody are going to become superstars"he said back ,
"I am so hurt, take that back"she pretended to cry,
a slow but evil grin came onto his face "never" , oh good god no.
Alice slowly turned her head
"what did you just say"
" come on I am the best"
"no I am"she snarled
"no I am "he snarled back
"no I am"
"no I am"
"no I am"
"no I am"
"no I am"
"I am"
"I am"
"Jasper stop it" chuckled Edward
Jasper looked up smiling evilly "my bad", we suddenly felt happy, brilliant. Joy.
Alice and Emmett were still arguing, oblivious to this conversation
"Alice just because it is girls jobs to sin....." he said.
Wait a minute he did not just say that ,
"what did the big stupid spoon head just say?"I snarled at the same time as Rosalie , ok weird.
"well it is true" butted in Edward
Bella looked up surprised "what , is that what you really think ?"
"well dosnt everyone" he answered.
All the girls put their hands up , as the male population went to stand behind Emmett ,agreeing with him.
"fine there is only one way to solve this" said soph"FOOD FIGHT" finally a good idea from the s crew. Then pandemonium began as everyone started to throw food everywhere.
"WAIT " screamed soph , what dose she want now "DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCH THE COOKIES"
okay girls against boys in a big massive food fight. Great!
Please review ,if you have any ideas please tell =) x x