Hi , thanks for all of the reviews , they mean a lot =)

and so here is the food fight .

This is going to be from the side of the girls (the right ones) and the next chappy is going to be from the boys POV

so enjoy

disclaimer = I ain't Stephen Mayer or the leprechauns leader but I will carry on =)

Alice POV

I looked around for somewhere to base our side and make resources,

"quick girls into the store room"I yelled at the top of my voice, all the human girls ran into the little room , as me,Rosalie,Leah,Nessy and Bella covered them throwing anything as we retreated in to the little room.

Emmett looked disgruntled but then he spotted the other store room , smiling evilly he yelled "boys look in here, there are supply's" and ran into the little room, spoon in hand . All the boys quickly decided that this time , it was the best way following emmett.

I ran into the store room , thinking of ways to destroy the boys rule ....

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"Bella, run to the house quickly and get both types of guns but leave the pink half" I squealed as fast as I could , I couldn't wait to see the boys faces as they used pink guns.

"okay , okay.....................

….....where are they??"Bella asked puzzled, Rosalie streaked past me

"stupid, they are in Carlisle room "and ran out the door at top speed.

I still cant believe what Carlisle did we had just made all of mike newton house pink and his car but where is the harm in that, it is so not fair and what did he do , take all of the paint guns and water guns off us.

Before I could get started there was a yelp and Edward came running out yelling "nnnnnnnnoooooooo, we need blue guns" ,all this happened in vampire speed ,so no one would see my mad family talking about pink guns!!

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I suppose they will have to do with pink ribbons !!

I stood up knowing that I would be the only leader that would get us through this.

"right girls there is only one way to do this, without our pride getting hurt, is to win and the only way to win is to follow me and the only way to follow me is to um fight the boys...!!"I smiled brightly, they all looked confused but they all seemed to agreed , this was going good!

"ok so we will have to spit up into teams, one team is going to be seen in full view and will have to and will have to have the most tomato bombs"I suddenly remembered that jasper hated the sight of tomatoes and ran around screaming like a girl , that was a good holiday.

I started again a new plan in my head"that group will have to be the biggest group because the rest of us are going to sneak up behind them and these people will have the most guns because we will need aim and ambush them quick ,any questions?"

…..........................silence..............leah suddenly coughed trying not to make eye contact.

Soph put her hand up , I pointed at her , smiling finally a question"soooo a group of us are going to ambush the boys?", Is it that hard to keep up.

"of course"I said

Then all of the room were laughing their heads off , Leah was even laughing, I got the depressed wolf to laugh. Brilliant.

Suddenly their was a knock on the , I made a sign for everyone to be quiet, they shut up and started looking around for something to throw.

Leah was by the door first with a egg box, then came Bella with a French baguette, Nessie had a rolling pin and a bag of flour, then the two twins behind had a bottle of tomato and mustard each. Some of the girls had a egg each and some where making shields with boxes of fruit with one in their hands, holding them as if they where live grenades.

I had in one hand a tomato and then in the other a spatula, then I turned around and saw soph, she had a string of sausages around her neck, a colander on here head and in her right hand a cheese grater and then garlic in her other hand, I looked at her questioningly

"oh this is to keep the vampires away, I was wondering if it would work on boys ?"she said innocently.

"oh right , well that's just um fantastic" I mummed trying not to laugh , I looked at the cob web in the corner trying not to make eye contact with anyone.

….................................silence

All it took was me to look at Nessie and me, Leah,Bella and Nessie were rolling around on the floor, gasping for air . Not that we needed it but Leah and Nessie were now crying, all the rest of the girls just gave us weird looks.

"bang" in a flash the door swung of its hinges and we all just throw what was in are hands at the dark figure.

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"YOU

HAVE

GOT

FOOD

ON

MY

HAIR" snarled Rosalie, just then a onion hit her square in the head and that was it we were crying from laughing to much , I high five soph , she rocks. When we had all quietened down , I got to work

"right"I said business like "Rosen, Amber,Becca,Lucy,Ffion,Shannon,and …. SETH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I looked into the corner and the small gangly werewolf looked up surprised , he must have come from sophia.

"can I come in your team please?" he asked

"no" I said "no boys aloud, haven't you got that already?"

"please I can help" he whimpered

"no"

"oh come on Alice" he was trying to reckon with hell and thats not a good thing to do

"never in a billion years"I stated the truth, flatly

He looked thoughtful for a secound "but I don't believe their side and.."

"N.O. SPELLS NO"I yelled when was he going to get this

he thought and then smiled "they have more people"

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I did the math

….......silence , this was happing a lot today

"ok so were was I yes.... ok so Rosen, Amber,Becca,Lucy,Ffion,Shannon, Jessica,Katherine,and Stephanie , can you go and make tomato bombs, cheese bombs , milk bombs anything that will make a mess " and I turned to the rest of us smiling "so me, Seth,Leah,Nessy,Bella,Rosalie,and soph will go and ambush them. yay"

At this Seth laughed ,"Alice you know they are going to do the same" he chuckled

"not under my watch , now chop chop we have to get going"

10mins later

Everything was looking good,

"okay so that 30 tomato bombs,

15 milk/eggs bombs ,

17 flour/sugar

and all of the water pistols have ketchup in

and the water guns have milk

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, I think we are going to win girls and Seth"

I looked up proudly at my team.

"okay so who is going to go out first ?" asked a weary Leah

"Leah,Leah,Leah that is what they want we will have to wait until they make the first move"I said looking at my poor little werewolf buddy

"so we are just going to sit here and do nothing?"asked Nessy

I smiled "no I have a plan"and I looked up at the air vents

"Nessy can you fit into them ?"

those boys want know what has hit them!!

maahhhamammhh

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