Hi sorry I haven't updated, please don't kill me , my parents split up and I had to go and live in my old house (which is up for sale ,hint hint ) and there was no internet :(

but my parents are back together and now I can at least update 4 times a week !

Right we left off with the parents planing a revenge mission , the children are still in the store rooms waiting for the other ones to attack.

The boys are coved in mush (I love that word) , trying to get some order and the girls/Seth are trying to work out what are the boys and the parents plan's.

Oh and Seth has imprinted on this girl called Sophia (AKA soph the loaf)

HIYA SOPHIA AND AMBER IF U R READING I HOPE U R HAPPY

Okay sorry for all the mistakes , I am getting better (hopefully)

disclaimer = I don't own anyone or anything

enjoy =)

Alice POV

I just put the phone down ,all the girls were looking at me with curious eyes , an..

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"OMC"........ the.... boys........ looked........ so.........stupid.............feathers.............omg..................... I was laughing so hard that it was a good thing I didn't need to breathe.

Everybody had the same look on there face's , what-the- hell-is- she-on face,(I get that a lot), they all as one edged away from me, even Sophia!!!

I couldn't stop (and it wasn't Jaspers fault) ,but come on they would all be laughing if they saw the boys covered in mush and pink feathers!!

Just then our mighty scout dropped in , our glorious midget, Nessie took one look of the room and fell over laughing, everyone else looked at each other and ran to our makeshift cover , with garlic in all of their hands.

Before the phone call, just after Nessie had dumped the mush on the boys

Nessie POV

Just after I dropped the mush on the goldfishes with 2 legs, a wild idea struck me , I would have to be fast .There was no way Alice and the girls let me do this alone but it was a too good of opportunity.

I crawled around the air vents and then dropped out of the first exit and......oh crap!

I landed in the middle of the food technology class room, I looked towards the boys door and then the girls.. nothing , thank god. I walked towards the door and the teacher Mr evil, (that's what we called him) came through, I could smell liqueur on him, he smiled at me,

"thank god , the mini devils have gone home , back to stalking Mrs Cullen , my future bed room pal"and with that he ran out singing …

"I'm too sexy for my shirt

too sexy for my shirt

soo sexy it hurts

I'm too sexy for my shirt

too sexy for my shirt

soo sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for your body

too sexy for your body

the way I'm disco dancing

And I'm too sexy for Mylan.."

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OMC Mr Barlow (aka Mr evil) is stalking my grandmother !!

That's why we thought that a bush moved in the garden,(because of me and Jacob, Alice couldn't see any think around ,also we have the pack around a lot ),I had better warn her .

Anyhow I had better get on with the job at hand.

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I had ran around the school twice and I still couldn't find what I was looking for the white feathers but as I ran around again , the door to the drama room opened and I caught sight of the costumes . I ran in and saw the best thing in my life, a bag full of pink feathers!!!

lMAO , the girls are going to love this.

I ran back towards the classroom, in about 30 seconds and as I entered I heard Alice's phone going off and Emmett's , both had the same song ,(womaniser by Britney spears).

When I was small I always thought Emmett had a feminine side to him, but after he looked after me and.. well I found out that he had a fairy costume ,not just a fairy costume but a pink one, that had confirmed my suspicion!

I jumped up into the air vents and crawled along, as I got closer I heard the conversation..

Emmett picked up "soo daddio, what up dude ?!"

I could hear a Carlisle clearly ," Emmett are you okay??" god he sounded worried

"don't stress oldey , we young ones are havin a rocking time".. what was Emmett on??

Carlisle muttered something about his drug cabinet and then asked "what are you doing?, you should have been home like 1 hour ago and ...why are you picking up Edwards phone?"

…...............................OMC !! LOL!

no way..my...dad...has...britney....for..his..ring tone...lol, I stuffed my hand in my mouth, trying not to give myself away.

"well daddio we r just hanging in the food crib ain't it la "

the answer came after a few seconds , well that's what you get when you have live with Emmett for half century.

"Put .Edward .on. now...please"

Emmett being Emmett of course couldn't leave it

"no bro ,you haven't chilled with my homey spoony yet bro"

…......silence followed

, when I looked into the room and saw Emmett holding a wooden spoon up to my dads cell ! my dad simple took the phone off Emmett and gave Carlisle the explanation in English

"hi dad , you have to help us! we are having a food fight with the girls and we are both in the food technology store rooms and if you come, please ring us, we will come out . I have to go now, Emmett is trying to force feed the spoon some....tic tac's , later"

Carlisle laughed "okay ,bye Edward, be right there"

I ducked out of sight, so they had gramps on there side but I bet any money that Alice will talk Esme around, I looked back over at the crazy bunch of boys.

All the humans and inhuman's apart from Emmett (who was still trying to get spoony to eat stuff) was looking at Edward waiting for him to speak.

I looked over at Jacob who was making more tomato bombs. He looks so damn fit , I wasn't paying attention to the conversation that the boys were having but Jacob had suddenly joined in with the biggest grin ever.

"..I know the girls will be like, eww what's that in my hair ,eww . I am like totality going to have a shower before I go shopping!! OMC I have to decorate the bedroom like for 3rd time to day because like that my job apart from making boys have fights ",

all the boys were laughing there heads off, even Edward and Jasper who had felt the wrath of the girls many times. I growled loudly , they looked up scared.

"Oh no, that's what the pretty boys think ok fine fine , that's just dandy , yeah and I just bet that the spoon will like you know like eat me or something and then I will go home , to get dressed and turn into a gnome or a one eyed gold fish because like that's like my job" I snarled .

They all took a step back at once,shocked.

I was not know to freak out (Jacob was the only one that had seen me like this and well he shouldn't have told me that I was his imprint. And that he loved me ..when I was in the middle of puberty!)

I carried on insulting them ,

"well that's see what that little boys would make good chickens , stupid idiots that have no idea of life, stupid multicoloured …...um........tissues!"

so with that I dumped the feathers straight on there heads!

….and ran as fast as I could, (well crawled away!)

Just after Nessie got back in

Bella's POV

we were all hiding under our make shift covers , I turned to Roasile, Leah and Soph

"well do any of you know what the hell just happened ?"

They all looked thoughtful for a second

"nope, not a clue. Never have and never will! " said Leah and Roasile together and with that they turning back to watch the two werido's . God they are so alike now!!

"I do" soph giggled "well this is from the start um they like….. you..know um talked on the phone and...well..right .well..........okay okay I don't know. god stop hassling me ….not my fault !..............god.............fine...I...don't...have...a...clue!"

Just so you know no one talked/hassled/poked Soph in any way while she talked. We just listened , god why is she like that ….I swear to pink mushrooms …........................, we are not like that ,for the love of god, Jesus Christ....it's NOT A GIRL THING....kites united!

After 10 centuries got knocked off my being ,Alice stood up and tried to explain what had happened

"well the short story is that the boys are now looking like pink chickens an...."she had a …..............vision …......................

"anyhow the long story is that Nessie heard the boys talking about us and then decided to make them pay by dumping feathers all over them"

my little girl thought of that, I am soo proud

" and now our parents are coming and there trying to get us but I cant see them"only we heard that

"but all we have to do is go outside , at the right time . I will tell you , when .okay " frowning she turned towards the door and then started jumping up and down.

, okkaay you now I told you that she had lost it before , well now she had!

and now she was swearing out of no where....and then we heard it!!

"yeah and she was like I wonder what would happen if we used a gun or do you think a club will be better? And I was like no I am the man and you killed my car so no sex for a week and she is know blaming me saying Emmett is a girl and I like totality don't want to do it with him"
We all hadn't moved for about 1 minute , even the humans looked ready to kill. All of us except Seth who was trying not to laugh at the muck up of the boys!

All the boys laughed and called Emmett a "soor soul"

"so Jake , who would you rather Nessy in Bella's body or Bella in Nessy's body?" of course this was coming from Emmett.

"um.....Nessy in Bella's body of course"

oh good god , help!!

They all laughed but Edward of course growled and then properly saw Jakes mocking smile … I hope!

This time Jasper asked the worst ever question "soo do they kiss the same?"

oh cream jelly tots with vinegar on top!

Everyone looked at each other , the same thought going through there head …....did she ??

of course my family and Leah knew that I did , all except for Nessy

Nessy just looked at me ,wide eyed.....

"you didn't......OMC....you bloody well did" she mouthed at me , I didn't correct her .

See this is what I should have got all those years ago from both Edward and Jake but of course I didn't but now my daughter knew and looked as if she was going to be sick …...... WAIT A SECOUND HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW THAT?? he would have had to kiss Nessy and of course he hasn't because I would have known, yes I would have!!

Nessy was now having a mini panic/ blush attack and Roasile was now in shock, why ??

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"YOU DIDNT TELL ME HAT YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS??"

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"YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT YOU KISSED MY JAKE ??"

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….silence, I bet the humans thought that I was a slut, which I was , well that one day , me and Nessie were nose to nose , glaring at each other.

"OMG they look so alike " Soph whispered under her breathe, she was the close to us. everyone had sat down and got out of the way to watch the show .Me and Nessie gave each other a startled look but then went back to glaring at each other . We quickly forgot, well got distracted as we heard Jakes answer.

"um well I don't know" he muttered, I could just picture him as red as a squashed tomato , and I could also picture him dead. he kissing my little girl, wait a second what about Edward , he should have killed Jake in one second flat normally , I am sure of it …. but ….did he know, all this time and and he didn't tell me.

"oh come on , it cant be that embarrassing. Look at Jasper he wears women's clothes" laughed Edward.

Me ,Leah,Rosalie,Seth,Alice and soph all looked at each other in shock, some of the other laughed in disbelief. They didn't know the Cullen boys that much but they all knew by the reactions from us that well THEY WERE ACTING LIKE ARSEHOLES!!

"WHAT are you on, ALICE makes me wear them , just so she could look good next to me...duh"

All eyes turned to Alice and well, to tell you the least ,I was glad that I was not jasper or any where near jaspers , Rosalie whispered chuckling

"come on Alice, don't be that mad , its only Jasper! He is just kidding"

I looked around the room trying not to laugh , some of the girls sat making more bombs, the rest had glass cups to there eyers trying to hear better. Soph was sitting next to Seth , Seth was now shaking, trying not to piss one of us off.

"so who is it Jake, Bella or Nessy?"we all leaned, waiting...

"well they French kiss the same, but my first kiss was better with Nessy"

"WHAT????" me and Nessy said at the same time

"you snoged my Jake ?"

"you snoged a boy?"

.............................."truce" we shook on it!

Edwards voice suddenly rang out "first you kissed Bella ,when we were going out and now you are kissing my girl, when will this end …"

oh no . poodle poo with a buttercup on top, only me , Jake, Edward and the pack knew that ! Of course I just assumed that I was done with tell people ages ago"

Alice and Rosalie went into shock , I never got around telling them did I !!!

"hey did you ever get around telling Bella that you kissed Tanya ?"

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Carlisle POV

I love these voice changers , even vampires couldn't detect them ! !!!!!!

I smiled and now the boys .

LOL a cliffey , please review :D

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