Chapter 42
"Coffee Never Hurt Anyone Before"
MEANWHILE THE LOSER CABANA
Gwen, Trent, Angela and Oliver were sitting out in the sun.
"I just realized something." Gwen said.
"What's that?" Trent asked.
"I haven't seen Kiki or Heather for a few hours." Gwen said.
"Well, we already know where Heather is." Oliver snickered.
"Yep, she's with her man." Leshawna said, joining the group.
"Okay, but where's Kiki?" Gwen asked.
"Doing the same thing." Oliver said.
"With who?" Leshawna asked.
"Logan." Oliver said.
"Oh, that makes sense." Leshawna said.
"It does?" Gwen asked, confused.
"The boy has a sex drive the size of Justin's ego." Leshawna said.
"Exactly. He was ready to jump on anything with a pulse and Kiki needed some to help her relax. Now they've both been more bearable." Angela said, putting on tanning oil.
"Now that you mention it, I have noticed that." Trent said.
MEANWHILE IN KIKI'S ROOM
Both Kiki and Logan were naked in a passionate make-out session.
"Now remember I don't like your or anything, just because of this." Kiki said.
"Yeah, I know babe. It's just to satisfy our sexual hunger. You do realize there has to some sort of attraction for two people to have sex, though." Logan pointed out, between pants.
"Shut up and kiss me, you horny dog." Kiki said and they sank into the sheets.
Logan licked all over her boobs and Kiki returned the favor. They moaned in heated passion and began rolling around on Kiki's bed.
NOW IN HEATHER'S ROOM
Zeke and Heather laid naked in Heather's bed, watching TV.
"Do you think they think we're still having sex?" Zeke asked Heather.
"Yep, but in my opinion alone time in here with you, is better than humoring those vipers." Heather scoffed.
"Babe, if you tried being nice to them you never know what could happen." Zeke said.
"Hun, I know you want us all to get along and that's what I love about you, but it's highly unlikely." Heather smiled and kissed him.
*Well least I tried, eh?* Zeke thought to himself, as Heather lay her head on his chest.
BACK ON THE ISLAND
Leah was frantically trying to wake up the others. She was getting more and more pissed. Frustrated Dale's devious work, Leah decided to try to push the pot by herself, but it wasn't budging. Then suddenly she looked over and saw Duncan's team push their pot across the finish line.
"The Decaf's win!" Chris announced.
The others slowly stirred and woke up. They looked at Leah and wondered why she wasn't asleep.
"You sabotaged us!" Dale yelled at her.
"No I didn't!" Leah yelled back.
"I heard you talking to yourself about it this morning. You put us to sleep with the tea to make yourself look better." Dale said.
"That's not true, it was you!" Leah yelled pointing at Dale.
"Why would I put myself to sleep?" Dale asked.
"To make the plan work." Leah said.
"I've heard enough of this, you sabotaged us bitch." Justin said and walked off in a huff.
"I told Tyler we shouldn't have trusted you." Diamond said.
"Di, I thought we were friends." Leah pleaded.
" 'Were', being the operative word here." Diamond said and walked off.
"It's your funeral." Eva growled and stormed off.
Tears began to stream down Leah's face. She hated Dale so much. She got back to camp and was sobbing behind the girls' cabana. She heard someone coming and got ready to leave.
"Leah you back here?" asked a guy's voice.
"Tyler?" Leah asked.
"Yeah." Tyler said, appearing.
"Do you hate me too?" she asked, her eyes all red and puffy.
"No, because you're telling the truth." Tyler said.
"You believe me?" Leah asked.
"I sure do and I give you my word, that his manipulative ass will be the next one on the copter." Tyler said and hugged her.
CONFESSIONAL HUT
Justin-I thought you changed.
Eva- Get your cheating ass, off this island!
DALE- Sorry, Leah but it's a game
DIAMOND-Obviously you haven't changed.
Leah- I'll vote for you anyway
"Alright campers, I see five competitors but I only have four flowers. The votes have been cast. So let's do this."
"Diamond."
Diamond smiled and grabbed her flower.
"Justin."
Justin cheered and grabbed his.
"Eva."
"It's about time!"
"Dale, Leah I only have one flower left. One of you is safe, while the other is spending their last night on the island. The flower is for…………………………………………
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"Sorry Leah, but your time on the island done." Chris said.
"Okay, I'd like to say something to Dale." Leah said.
"What is it babe?" Dale asked.
"This." Leah said and nailed him in the balls.
"Mommy?!" Dale squeaked and collapsed.
Leah kicked him in face after he was on the ground.
"I hope you enjoyed my parting gift, jackass! And in case it isn't obvious, we're through." Leah said.
The others gathered to see Leah off. She hugged Tyler and thanked him.
"Chris can I ask you something?" Leah asked.
"Sure." Chris smiled.
Leah nailed him in the balls as well.
"Hello!!" Chris squeaked similar to Dale.
"How does that feel?" she asked.
"As for the rest of you, kiss it." Leah said, flashing her ass.
Dale hobbled over to his tree and crossed out Leah. He was happy he made it to the merge, but he gulped. Now he was all alone.
FAILURE COPTER CAM
LEAH-IT FELT GOOD TO KICK BOTH DALE AND CHRIS. NOW I CAN GO RELAX FOR A CHANGE.
VOTES:
Justin: Leah
Eva: Leah
DALE: Leah
DIAMOND: Leah
Leah: DALE
TOTAL
LEAH-4
DALE-1
VOTED OFF: Kiki, OWEN, LINDSAY, LOGAN, Angela, LESHAWNA, Oliver, DJ, BRIDEGETTE, HAROLD, IZZY, ZEKE, CODY, BETH, HEATHER, Trent, Gwen, GEOFF, Cole &Leah.
REMANING: DUNCAN, Tyler, Noah, KATIE, SADIE, Eva, COURTNEY, Justin, DALE &DIAMOND
ALIIANCES:
, COURTNEY, Noah, KATIE & SADIE
2. Tyler, Justin & DIAMOND
3. DALE (ALL ALONE)
NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA NATION, ALL TEAMS ARE DISSOLVED. THEN OF COURSE FIVE CAMPERS WILL BE RETURNING TO THE GAME. TO ALL YOU VIEWERS OUT THERE, VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE 5 TO RETURN. WHO WILL RETURN? WHAT WILL THE CHALLENGE BE? AND WILL Tyler STAY TRUE TO HIS PROMISE, TO LEAH? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA NATION!