"Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen!" Zeno exclaimed, grinning widely. "Boy, do we have plenty of fine dares here tonight!" he said, rubbing his hands with glee. Then, he picked up a piece of paper on his desk. "Our first dare is from Aikuchi Shikaku. Now, for this, we need to welcome some guests. Please give a warm welcome to Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata, Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya, and our most beautiful Hokage, Tsunade!"

The audience broke into wild roars of approval as the six Konoha ninjas entered the studio, and Kevin, in the band, happily played his guitar.

The ninjas waved, Jiraiya sporting a black eye, and walked over to Zeno's desk, sitting down in the chair and the two couches that had been placed next to it, with Naruto sitting in the chair.

"Can I go now?" Kevin asked once he'd stopped playing. Zeno glared at him and took out his shotgun from under his desk.

"Only if you'd like to go home without legs." he said menacingly, and Kevin covered in his seat, fiddling with his guitar. Putting away the shotgun, Zeno turned to the ninjas. "Welcome, guys, it's good to have you here."

"It's great to be here!" Naruto exclaimed, grinning widely.

"Great to see that you're so enthusiastic." Zeno said as he help up the paper. "It's time to read... the Dare!"

Kevin and the band played a short tune, and the crowd applauded. Zeno cleared his throat and put on a pair of reading glasses.

"Aikuchi Shikaku writes:

OOH! Dares!

I dare Sasuke to wear a non-uchiha shirt

I dare Sasuke to go to a hairstylist and change his duck-ass hairdo

I dare Sasuke to go for a day without mentioning killing his brother in his sentences, his speech patterns, and dreams.

I dare Naruto to ask Sakura anything other than to ask her out

I dare Sakura to ask Naruto out.

I dare Naruto to ask Hinata for a date.

I dare Kakashi to read the icha icha aloud when he's with his students.

I dare Jiraiya to squeeze Tsunade's boobs while she's giving out mission reports." he read out loud, before looking up at the cameras. "Well, we'd already read the dare, so we sent Sasuke out for a makeover! Please, come on in, Uchiha Sasuke!"

Kevin and the band started playing, and the crowd leaned forward, anxious to see Sasuke's makeover.

Nothing happened.

"Um..." Zeno muttered, before reaching into his jacket. "Hold on." he said and took out a cell phone. He dialed a number, and waited. "Yeah, Genma! Where's Sasuke? What do you mean, 'he doesn't wanna?' That's what the tazer's for! Alright, bring him in."

Soon enough, a slightly dazed looking Sasuke was pushed into the studio, dressed in a bright orange suit with orange shoes and a green shirt. His hair was... gone... He was completely bald. The crowd broke into wild laughter, while Sakura looked horrified.

"Sasuke-kun!" she exclaimed, tempted to rush over to his aid.

"Now, Sasuke..." Zeno said, grinning. "You're wearing a non-Uchiha shirt, and you've been to a hairstylist. Unfortunately, she couldn't do anything about that mess you called hair, and shaved it all off. Now, around this time yesterday, we ordered you not to mention killing your brother in your sentences, speech pattern, or your dreams. You have two hours remaining on that. How's that working out for you?"

Sasuke twitched.

"Oh, I see, I see." Zeno said as he nodded, before turning to Naruto. "Now, Naruto. You have to asked Sakura something, other than for her to go on a date with you."

Naruto nodded, and was about to speak, when Zeno stopped him.

"However, this dare was a little vague, so we decided to spice it up a bit. You have to ask her... something extremely personal."

The crowd let out a synchronized "Oooooh..."

Naruto sniffed, before turning to Sakura, sweating slightly. He cleared his throat.

"Um, Sakura?" he asked, taking a deep breath. "Can I... Can I see if pink is your natural hair color?"

Everyone froze, staring at Naruto. Sakura looked horrified, before shrieking and punching him in the face, giving him a black eye to match Jiraiya's.

"Alright, next dare, Sakura." Zeno said, snickering slightly at the question. "Ask Naruto for a date."

Naruto looked hopeful, while Sakura crossed her arms.

"Never! Never, ever, ever!"

Zeno narrowed his eyes at her.

"There will be consequences if you don't."

"I don't care! I'm not going out with him!" Sakura said, glaring at Naruto, who sulked.

Zeno sighed.

"Fine, then." he said and pushed a button on his desk. A mechanical claw came down from the ceiling, grabbing onto Sakura's head and lifting her into the air as a giant cannon rose from the floor. The mechanical claw moved over to the cannon and dropped her into it. A silver and blue armored man stood next to the cannon, holding a lever.

"Jango, fire when ready." Zeno said, and the man nodded, before pulling the lever.

The cannon boomed, and with a shriek, Sakura was shot through the roof. The audience roared and applauded, while the cannon and a bowing Jango were lowered through the floor.

"And that's it! No more Sakura for us!" Zeno exclaimed happily, before turning to Naruto. "Alright, Naruto, ask Hinata for a date."

Naruto cleared his throat, before turning to Hinata, who'd taken Sakura's spot on the couch.

"Um... Hinata?"

"Y-Yes, Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked, turning red.

"I was wondering i-if you'd like to get some ramen with me later..." Naruto said, scratching the back of his head nervously.

"I-I'd liked that... very much..." Hinata said, fiddling with her fingers. The crowd let out a synchronized "Awww..."

Zeno clicked his tongue.

"Cute... It's so sickly sweet, you're gonna attract bees..."

The wall was suddenly broken down, and a giant, 15 foot tall bee burst in, grinning like a maniac.

"Sugar!! Give me sugar!"

"Sorry, Mr. B, it's just a sickly sweet couple." Zeno said, making the bee pout.

"Aw... I came all this way for nothing?" he asked, his wings slouching as he looked down at Hinata and Naruto. "You two make me sick!"

And with that, Mr. B left. Zeno stared at the hole in that wall, before turning to the crowd.

"Mr. B, ladies and gentlemen!"

The audience started applauding, while Kevin and the band started playing.

"Next dare, Kakashi, read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to your students."

"NO!" Naruto and Sasuke exclaimed in unison, looking horrified.

"He can't read a book properly!" Naruto exclaimed, shivering.

"He..." Sasuke mumbled, looking sick. "He makes his own sound effects... He imitates the voices of the girls..."

Kakashi smiled at Zeno.

"I've already read it to them once!"

Zeno stared at Kakashi, before turning to Jiraiya.

"I see you've already done your dare, Jiraiya-sama."

"He did..." Tsunade muttered, getting a grunt from Jiraiya.

"How was it?" Zeno asked, and Jiraiya grinned.

"It was... It was worth it!"

This earned him another black eye from Tsunade.

Zeno cleared his throat as he picked up another letter on his desk.

"Alright, next letter... from LostCatfish... He writes:

Since I am the first, I suggest a fanfic about Minato in underware XD."

"That's underwear, Zeno." Kevin said, getting a glare from Zeno.

"Shut up! I know how it's spelled, that's just what the letter says! It must be a typo, or something... Well, I'm sorry, LostCatfish, but you weren't the first. Aikuchi Shikaku beat you by two minutes, sorry. However, I don't understand what you mean by 'a fanfic of Minato, but I do understand that you wanna see Minato, the Yondaime Hokage, for those who doesn't know, in his underwear..." Zeno said, nodding to himself. "So it was wished, so it shall be!" he exclaimed and snapped his fingers. With a poof of smoke, Namikaze Minato, the Yondaime Hokage, appeared in front of the desk, dressed in only a pair of white boxers with little hearts on them. "The Yondaime Hokage, ladies and gentlemen!"

The audience applauded, while Minato looked around.

"Um... What am I doing here? I was just about to get my daily torture from the Shinigami... not that I'm complaining!" he added quickly, smiling innocently. "I-I'm not a masochist..."

"Sure, you're not." Zeno said in boredom, filing his nails. "Well, I got a request for you to come here, dressed in your underwear."

"That's it?" Minato asked, getting a nod from Zeno. "Well... What now?"

"Go over to Kevin." Zeno said, pointing at the band. "Go over there, and do the chicken dance. Or a jig... It doesn't matter. Just dance."

"Um... I don't wanna." Minato said, scratching the back of his head. "That'd be embarrassing."

"You don't wanna? Well, that's fine." Zeno said with a sweet smile, before reaching under his desk, taking out his shotgun and firing a round at Minato's feet. "I said dance!"

Minato let out an "Eep" and started doing a very strange looking jig, while moving over to Kevin, dancing while doing it.

"Next!" Zeno exclaimed, picking up another letter. "Ooooh, this is a juicy one! By The Elemental Dragon Emperor! However, I think I'll save this one for the next episode." he said, looking towards Naruto, glaring at him. "Naruto-chan has to get ready for his date!"

"Hey, don't look at me!" Naruto said, raising his hands in defense. "It was a dare!"

"Oh yeah..." Zeno said with a sweatdrop. "I think we'll cut it he-" he started, but was interrupted when Genma came running in, throwing seven more letters onto his desk.

"This just came in!"

"Aw, man!" Zeno exclaimed, leaning back in his chair. "This'll never end at this rate! Shit! Well, I'll just reach in and pick one at random, and we'll do the other ones next episode!" he muttered, closing his eyes and digging his hand into the pile of letters. "Oh, this one feels good!"

Zeno opened his eyes and ripped open the envelope. He cleared his throat as he unfolded the letter.

"From... Oh, Kingkakashi, a loyal reader... or... viewer... whatever! He writes:

Well, this should prove an interesting story idea. My request is simple, I can't stand Asuma paired with Kurenai. So I would like to see Kakashi steal Kurenai away from him. I'll leave it up to your excellent imagination how he does it and how huniliating you make it for Asuma. Good luck and thanks!"

Zeno stared at the letter, before nodding.

"Just a single typo. I can, with most certainty, guess that he means humiliating. Thank you, Kingkakashi, for that excellent request, leaving it up to my imagination!" he exclaimed, standing up and bowing to the camera. "I'm glad you read my stories! Now, for this request, we need Kurenai and Asuma!"

With a snap of his fingers, Zeno made Kurenai and Asuma appear, looking puzzled.

"What are we doing here?"

Zeno smirked.

"You'll see." he said and snapped his fingers. Suddenly, Asuma got an evil glint in his eye, and Kurenai suddenly looked scared as Asuma's grip on her tightened. Kakashi shot out of the couch, getting in front of Asuma and pointing at him with a glare.

"You!"

"Haha! You can never take her from me!" Asuma exclaimed with a terrible lip-synch. "She is mine!"

"Oh, Kakashi, save me!" Kurenai exclaimed, her lips also terribly synched, making this look like a terribly dubbed Chinese action movie as fighting music started playing in the background.

"Asuma, your reign of terror is over!" Kakashi exclaimed very quickly, going through several katas, before settling into a stance. "We must Kung-Fu fight!"

"I always knew it would come to this!" Asuma said, pushing Kurenai away as he got into a stance as well. "Come." he said, his lips still moving, even though he'd stopped speaking. "Let us settle this now!"

Kakashi and Asuma flew at each other, Kakashi letting out several high pitched roars as he threw wicked looking kicks at Asuma.

"Kakashi, be careful!" Kurenai exclaimed, playing the part of the damsel in distress perfectly.

"I must finish this quickly!" Kakashi said, blocking a punch from Asuma and cocking his leg back. With a cry of "AIYAAA!!!" he threw his leg up into the crotch of Asuma, making every male in the room wince, while Asuma's voice turned just as high pitched as Kakashi's war cries.

With a terribly synched groan, he fell to the ground, while Kakashi, looking triumphant, stood over him.

"Pwnd." he said calmly as he stepped on Asuma's cigarette, putting it out. He turned around and walked towards Kurenai, who threw herself into his arms.

"Oh, Kakashi, I was so scared!"

"It's alright now." Kakashi said calmly, looking proud of himself. "He will trouble you no more."

The audience started roaring with approval, while credits rolled onto the screen, written in Chinese.

The screen turned black, and Zeno appeared, grinning into the camera.

"I love Bruce Lee! Review, and send me more dares! More will come next episode! Until next time, good night!"

Suddenly, Kakashi came out of nowhere and hit Zeno in the back of the head with a flying spin kick.