Part 3 : Karaoke
After dinner, Dumbledore asked for silence: "Is everybody ready for the karaoke! And let's welcome prof/DJ Snape!"
Suddenly the whole room had the silence of a graveyard, only one student dare to break it. "Go Snape, Go Snape! We love you!" Draco sung.
He was even waving his Snape-flag in the shape of Snape's nose, which screamed "Excellent!"
Suddenly a first year screamed: "You suck!" with a high pitched voice. All the other students did a wave, exept for the Slytherins, they were huddled in a corner. Snape went up to the stage, ignoring the reaction of the students. He placed his wand against his throat and said "Sonorus".
"Thank you for being here and for looking so beautiful tonight, especially you, Draco, with your little flag. That is very creative of you!" he smiled. "Our first singers are the triwizards champions, with 'We Are The Champions' by Queen."
He stepped off the stage and the champions came forward, then the lights went out and spotlights were pointed at the stage. Suddenly Cedric started to shine, as if his skin was made of a thousands little diamonds. Everybody was stunned by this extraordinary sight.
Cho yelled: "Hey, that's MINE! You stole my glitterpowder!"
"SHUT UP!" someone said.
The music began and they started singing:
"I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'cause we are the champions - of the world
..."
At the end, everybody applauded. Snape said that they must take a bow before they left the stage, so they took a bow and another one and another one...
"GET OFF" Snape shouted at the fifth bow of the champions.
Dumbledore came to the front and happily said: "Now it's my turn!" He took 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' by Monty Python, as song. He started to sing:
"Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
..."
Dumbledore stopped singing and came off the stage and discretely passed the microphone to Draco. The music already came out of the boxes, but the students couldn't see anyone.
When the voice of the singer was being heard, they saw Draco coming up the stage singing 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred. Pansy Parkinson followed him on the stage with a loving smile on her face.
"I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave
(He pushes Pansy off the stage.)
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
(He took off his shirt and threw it in the crowd.)
I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
(He did a moonwalk.)
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
..."
Draco came down the stage and was looking for his shirt. When he found it, he went back to his seat. At the same time, Ron pushed Harry onto the stage and wispered in his ear that he had to sing 'You're so vain' as a response to Draco's song.
"You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
..."
"And now it's Fleurs turn with 'I 'm a barbie girl' from Aqua," Snape announced.
Fleur went up the stage and started singing.
"I'ma Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
..."
Every boy that was in the great hall was staring at Fleur, who was singing with the most beautiful voice they had ever heard. Ginny went to the musicians and asked if she could sing a song too. She wanted to know if they knew "Obviously" by McFly. They know the song. And Ginny went up the stage,the music started playing .
Before she began to sing, she looked at Fleur and mouthed "it's for you,only."
"Recently I've been,
Hopelessly reaching
Out for this girl,
Who's out of this world.
Believe me.
She's got a boyfriend
He drives me round the bend
Cos he's 23
He's in the marines
He'd kill me
But so many nights now
I find myself thinking about her now.
'Cause obviously,
She's out of my league
But how can I win
She keeps draggin' me in and
I know I never will be good enough for her.
No, no
Never will be good enough for her.
..."
After the song fleur jumped on the stage,wispered something in Ginny's ear. Ginny nodded yes. Suddenly they both started to sing 'Vermilion part 2' by Slipknot.
"She seemed dressed in all of me
Stretched across my shame
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me
I'd do anything to have her to myself
Just to have her for myself
Now I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad
She is everything to me
The unrequited dream
A song that no one sings
The unattainable
She's a myth that I have to believe in
All I need to make it real
is one more reason
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad
..."
While Fleur and Ginny finished their song, someone started shouting: "Neville, Neville, Neville, Nevile..."
In the back of the room, poor Neville Longbottom was being challenged by Draco Malfoy and his gang. Before he even realised it, Neville was lifted by Crabb and Goyle. With a terrified scream he was brought to the front, where he was thrown on the stage. "Good luck," Draco said with an evil grin.
Neville started singing:
"Shhhh, Shhhh
It's, oh, so quiet
It's, oh, so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...
Ignition
They call it an obsession but I think it's kinda bitchin'
I think it's kinda neat
Yeah, I'm a pyro
I wanna burn it up
Yeah, I'm a pyro
The whole room was surpirsed by never thought that Neville had it in him.
Tonight this 'hood will be a pyre
I'm gonna set your house on fire
I'll dance around the pretty flames
Such a wonderful game!
..."
At the end everybody applauded.
Neville who was still standing on the stage,wanted to throw Fleur a dirty look, because he was still angry with her. But he saw Ginny (his date) and Fleur dissapearing into the forest.
He went to Draco and smiled. Ah, sweet revenge. Draco looked stunned while everybody started laughing. While his friend was distracted, Harry took a tiny glass bottle out of his pocket and poured it in Draco's drink.
He looked up: no one noticed. Draco drank from his glas,suddenly he was turned into Fleur. He looked around and saw Harry laughing. When Harry noticed Draco looking at him, he too ran into the forest. Draco wanted to go after him, but he couldn't because boys kept asking him for a dance.
Meantime Harry was in the forest where he saw Fleur and Ginny making out. At the other side of the room Neville had an evil plan: he was going to turn Fleur into a frog. Neville was looking for Fleur when he saw her dancing ('Fleur'Draco).
He snuck up to where he was and said the spell. The last thing 'Fleur'Draco knew was that he was turned into a frog.