Part 4: Special guest

When Draco was turned into a frog, he started hopping around the entire room, especially between the legs of the girls. Suddenly, one of them noticed the frog and kicked him.

Five minutes later there was a loud BANG and the doors opened. It became cold and the people saw a shadow on the floor. They weren't able to identify the owner. But when they looked up they saw Lord Voldemort in a Supermancostume. Instead of an "S", it said "SV" (Suppah Voldieh). Every Muggleborn started laughing, while all the wizards and witches looked at Voldemort as if he had escaped from a madhouse. Voldemort started singing "I believe I can fly". At the same time the children saw Bellatrix Lestrange behind Voldemort on a broomstick. They were attached to eachother with a chain and Voldie pulled her onwards.

Everybody watched him crash into a tree and fall down in slowmotion, screaming like a little girl. Bellatrix was dragged along and crashed into the ground. Someone shouted "Take some flying lessons and come back later!" but because Cedric, Ron and Viktor were standing next to eachother nobody knew who said it.

Voldemort sat on a chair in the middle of the room with Bella on his lap (AN: pervert!!). Harry returned from the forest in shock. He went to the drinking fountain and started drinking red wine.

Back to the stage, Bellatrix was controlled by Voldemort, but nobody knew that. She gave Neville a dirty look, while Voldemort asked for the microphone. He said: "I am the world's greatest ventriloquist and this is my puppet, Bella." The whole room fell silent.

"Say hi, Bella. Don't be shy."

Bellatrix said: "Hi. I like cookies with chocolate."

The whole room started laughing by this random comment.

In an evil voice Bella said: "SILENCE! I kill you!"

Everyone went quiet again, but Neville squealed in a high-pitched voice: "Mommy!" Snape responded with a resounding "yes".

When Voldemort heard this, he started laughing like a maniac. Everyone looked very afraid, especially when he started gasping for air. It took a long while for them to understand that he was slowly suffocating in his own laughter. He fell to the floor. Lord Voldemort was dead.

Because he died, Bellatrix was no longer a puppet and Snape stopped being a mother figure. They both had been under the Imperius-curse. When Bellatrix realised where she was, she went after Neville. Again he shouted "Mommy!", but no one answered this time. Bella chased him until they were outside. There she killed him with the Avada Kedavraspell. She dragged him to Hagrid's pumpkinfield, where she buried him. (AN: Poor Neville. Boohoo.)

Meanwhile, back in the castle, Draco was so depressed he decided to get drunk with Harry. He jumped into the fountain.

The next day:

Everyone got together for breakfast. They were all talking about last night, but nobody spoke to Draco or Harry. They were very irritable because they had a serious (NA: SIRIUUS =D) hangover, and had to take medication. All the boys looked at Fleur and Ginny with a jealous look in their eyes. One of the girls was sitting in the other's lap. They were all talking, generally having a good time. After a while they noticed someone was missing. They all looked up at the same time and asked: "Where is Neville?"

Epilogue

"They did it again!" a male voice said to a nurse.

"What should we do, dr. Cullen?"

"Just bring everyone back to his cell. And clean this mess up."

"Another nurse found Josh, burried in the garden with only his head sticking out of the ground. I think Rosemary did it."

The nurse staff split up and brought all the patients back to their cells. One nurse came up to the doctor and told him that Franciscus was dead. "He died of a heart attack," he said.

"He died of laughter." a woman said.

"Shut up, Blake."

"No! Call me Severus Snape!"

The nurse left and said under her breath: "Oh God..."

A few days later, the mental patients had a meeting and discussed what they were going to renact next time.

"Maybe Twilight?"

"I want to play the Nightmare Before Christmas!"

"We did that last week."

"Maybe Pirates of the Carribean?"

"Or the Phantom of the Opera?"

"I think we should play Lord of the Rings."

"That's a good idea."

"I want to be Gollum!"

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