Disclaimer: -sigh-...sad huh?
A date, a scam a CRAZY kid, and a GUEST STAR appearance by Mary Murphy...
"But, mommy, I don't want you to go!" Isabella whined.
"Isabella, I'll be back before you know it." Raven soothed her daughter as tears came pouring down her cheeks.
They sat at the top of the huge staircase, Isabella sitting on Raven's lap, crying her eyes out.
"No! I won't let the birdy steal you." She clung to Raven as if her life depended on it, because in 'Isabella's world', it did.
"Izzy, I'm not getting stolen." Raven tried to hold back a chuckle, wearing a midnight blue, baby doll shirt, capris and finally, her signature black, ankle boots. "I thought you were my big girl."
Isabella sniffled. "I am..."
"Then, why on earth are you crying?" Raven asked, rubbing her back.
A moment of silence... 5, 4, 3, 2...1...
"...I can be a big girl!" Isabella stood up in a heroic stance.
Raven grinned at her. "That's my girl."
Ding Dong...
Raven stood up and straightened her shirt. "Wanna come answer the door with me, Bella?"
"Yes," Isabella answered. "because I'm a big girl." She ran down the stairs and opened the door.
"Oh..." Raven said before walking down the stairs.
"Oh," Isabella let out. "Hello, birdy." Isabella said, her arms crossed, glaring at him.
'Insert evil music...now.'
"Hey, Isabella." Robin smiled at her, then his smile faltered when he saw the look she was giving him. "I-is Raven here?" He cleared his throat.
He never thought that a three year old's glare could make him feel so weak...
Robin was wearing a black tee that said, 'Join the dark side. Why? Because we have free cookies!', jean shorts that stopped at the bottom of his knees, and of course his signature
Sunglasses...
"You better bring back my mommy by 6:15." Isabella growled out.
"It's only 6:05, Bella." Raven stepped up behind her and smiled at Robin. "Hey, I guess we should get going."
"Yeah, I've got a feeling that someone doesn't want me here..." Robin sighed out, still scared of Isabella's glare.
Raven sighed. "Isabella," She crouched down to meet her eyes. "I'll be back later, ok?"
Isabella nodded and allowed Raven to continue. "And, you will not be giving Uncle Garfield and Uncle Victor any trouble like last time, ok?"
Isabella sighed in disappointment and nodded. "Yes, mommy."
"Now, give me a hug." Isabella grinned and did as her mother told her. She rested her head on her shoulder and glared at Robin, giving him an 'I'm gonna get you' look, making Robin open his mouth and quietly sputter out non-words.
Raven stood up and turned towards Robin. "Let's go!" She grinned.
"Y-yeah...let's go. Now." He said nervously, still shaken up by Isabella's death glare.
They walked down out the door and Isabella waved at them. "Bye!" She closed the door and turned towards the staircase.
"Raven didn't leave yet, did she?!" Garfield asked hopefully, running in the room.
"Yes..." Isabella answered, a smile on her face.
"No, she didn't!" Victor ran in the room, frantically.
Isabella nodded, her smile getting bigger. "Yes, she did..."
What her mother didn't know wouldn't hurt her...
Victor and Garfield smacked their faces in unison, but, raised their faces when they heard someone taking a deep breath.
"Bella, don't..." Garfield said, nervously.
Another breath...
"Bella, please..." Victor pleaded.
Another breath...
"Oh, no..." They both sighed out before hearing a high-pitched scream coming from the small girl.
Still screaming, Isabella ran up to the top of the staircase and stopped screaming. "Try to catch me!" She yelled at them before she started screaming again and running all around the house.
"...Why does this always happen to us?"
Raven and Robin walked down the sidewalk, ignoring the paparazzi surrounding them.
"Robin! Is it possible that you two are now dating?" One yelled out.
"Where are we going?" Raven asked, both of them oblivious to all of the questions being asked.
"Raven! Did the making of the album start this new relationship?" Another yelled out.
"Actually, I was thinking that we could go to that new cafe. I hear it has great karaoke!" Robin exclaimed.
"Are you guys listening to any of our questions?" One more yelled.
"You're bringing me to a cafe for its karaoke...?"
"He said it was great karaoke!" A man yelled.
"...great karaoke..." Robin sighed out as if it were obvious.
"They really aren't listening to us!" Another yelled.
"Anyway," Robin started. "I know a much quicker way for us to get there than...this." He smirked. "Run!" He took Raven's hand and ran away, right in front of the paparazzi.
The paparazzi just stood there, twitching, over what had just happened.
"There's only one thing left to do..." A man spoke up. "Get 'em!" He yelled, making the rest yell and run after the two birds like the crazy mob they were.
Victor ran down the hallway, panting and gasping like a 1000 year old man that just finished a 50 mile marathon.
"Isa...bella..." He gasped out before falling to the ground.
"Oh, no! Uncle Vic!" Isabella yelled out, worried. She ran to her uncle and knelt down in front of him. "Are you ok?"
Victor sighed and looked up at Isabella's big, amethyst eyes, filled with worry. "I'm ok, don't worry." He smiled at her.
Isabella smiled back and nodded. "Good. If you're ok, than that means..."
Victor hit his head on the carpet floor. "Why'd I have to say something?..." The next thing he heard was a deep breath and a high pitched scream.
Victor groaned when he heard the little pitter-patter of feet leaving but, the scream never did the same.
"Victor!" Garfield ran in and gasped. "This is serious." He took on a serious face, took out his cell-phone, and flipped it open.
"I'm calling in reinforcements..."
Raven looked behind and saw the 'monsters' running after them. "Come on." She led Robin to a sharp turn, making some of the paparazzi lose their balance.
"Oh, come on!" A fallen woman yelled from the mob.
Grinning and still running, she turned to Robin. "Are we there yet?"
"Yeah!" He answered. "Just around this corner." They turned and ran some more, eventually stopping at a small cafe.
'Fluer de Lumier Cafe' the sign read in neat cursive writing.
They ran in and slammed the door, laughing at the way the paparazzi were disappointed.
They looked to the stage, seeing a young man giving a poem.
"Pie...oh, how I love thee pie..." The young man chuckled. "You're are so good, and like T-Pain and DJ Khaled, oh, so hood."
Raven and Robin walked to a table, still looking at the young man.
"Apple, or blueberry, so blue, like the..." He took a dramatic pause, making some of the ladies swoon and sigh. "sky." The ladies sighed once more, one of them fanning herself.
"Pie...oh, how I love thee...pie..." He took a bow and walked off stage, making the audience snap uncontrollably.
Robin stared at the obviously conceited 'poet' and shook his head. "What was that?"
Raven shrugged. "You brought us here, you should know."
"Ok, people." A woman that looked to be in her mid-thirties on stage said. "Like, Chill..." She gave a pose. "like, now it's like time like for the karaoke, man..." She flipped her hair and sighed dramatically. "Any like..." She posed. "volunteers?" She posed again.
Robin grinned at Raven excitedly. "Now you'll see what I was talking about!"
Raven scoffed and smirked. "You know, if you think the karaoke is like so likegreat," She started, mocking the woman on stage. "why don't you try it?"
"You know what?" Robin asked before standing up. "You're right! I'll volunteer!"
The woman on the stage grinned. "Rock on dude! Volunteers like so totally rule!"
Robin ran on stage and shook the woman's hand. "Like, remember," The woman warned. "you like do the first song that you get, no like ..." She gave a pose. "exceptions." She posed again.
Robin nodded as the woman left the stage. "Let's get this started." He said quietly, before pressing the karaoke machine's button.
His eye's widened behind his sunglasses and he groaned, seeing the song he got.
"Ok, you guys know the plan, right?" Barbara asked, Terra, Victor, Starfire, Speedy, Garfield, and herself huddling.
"Right!" The rest agreed in a loud whisper. They put their hands together in the middle. "Break!" They threw their arms in the air and walked away in separate directions.
Still screaming, Isabella ran in a hallway and her screaming slowly faltered when she saw a huge lollipop floating at the end of the hall.
Licking her lips and grinning, Isabella ran towards the magical lollipop. "Mmm!" She stopped in front of the lollipop, grin glued on her face at the amazing sight.
She reached for the lollipop and it moved back. "Oh my goodness!" Isabella gasped out. "It really is a magical lollipop!"
She reached for the lollipop again and it moved back again.
One more try wouldn't hurt. She reached for it and it moved back again.
Getting frustrated, Isabella crossed her arms and fell to the floor, crossing her legs. She glared at the lollipop, she glared at it 'till she just couldn't glare anymore. And when she couldn't glare anymore, her eye's filled with tear's and her bottom lip quivered.
"I want the magical lollipop of lolliland!" She yelled out before busting out in tears.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Barbara came from the corner, the lollipop in hand. "All I wanted was to get your attention so you would stop acitng like a little tyrant! Oh," She groaned. "I didn't mean for you to cry!"
Her eyes watered at the sight of Isabella crying. "Here!" She held the lollipop in front of Isabella, catching her attention.
Sniffling, Isabella stared at the lollipop and slowly, her grin appeared on her face once more. "Mmm!" She snatched the lollipop from Barbara's hand and stuck in her mouth, still smiling.
Barbara smiled. "Now that you've got the lollipop, why don't you come with Auntie B?"
Isabella stood up and took the lollipop from her mouth. "No!" She started screaming again and ran in the opposite direction, lollipop still in hand.
Barbara huffed and took out a walkie-talkie. "Hey, Star, my plan didn't work. I guess, it's all you now..."
"Oh, glorious!"
Raven walked out of the cafe, laughing her butt off, with Robin behind her, scowling.
"You know, it wasn't that funny, Raven..." He crossed his arms.
Raven slowly stopped laughing and wiped a tear. "Oh, I'm sorry. And as the host said, it really was one of the most sexiest performances anyone had ever seen."
Robin rolled his eyes behind his glasses. "Yea, whatever. I just hope noone taped it or anything."
Raven shook her head. "Oh, I don't think anyone would do that." She put her hand in her back pocket. "I really don't think anyone would do that." She hid a smirk, with her hand in her back pocket, she tapped her camera phone.
Raven stopped walking and smirked. "Hey, you wanna see a movie?" She pulled Robin's hand and quickly walked him over to the movie theater on the other side of the street.
Starfire hid in a corner, walkie-talke in hand. "I am there and so is the Little Munchkin."
Little Munchkin was Isabella's 'war' name.
Starfire threw the teddy bear in the middle of the hall, making Isabella smile, showing her teeth tainted by the lollipop from before.
"Mr. Snuggles!"
Isabella walked towards the teddy bear and hugged it, nice and tight.
"Isabella! Isabella!" Said the teddy bear, startling the little girl.
"Mr. Snuggles?" Isabella asked, holding the bear at arms length, she tilted her head to the side.
"Isabella!" The bear said again.
Ok, that was it, Isabella couldn't take the craziness anymore. She threw the bear to the wall and ran away, screaming.
'She truly is Raven's child...she has the same set of lungs...' Starfire leaned against the wall, sighed, and took out her walkie-talkie. "Terra, I believe it is your turn."
"Oh, boy..."
Raven walked to the ticket counter. "Um, two ticket's for the 'Blue's Clue's Secret Extraordinary Spectacularality Movie of Fabulous Clue's', please." She smiled once the ticket's were given to her. "Thank's"
Robin walked with her to the theater. "Why are we watching some blue's clue's lala lolo movie?"
Raven smirked and sat in a seat. "Oh, we're not watching that dumb movie." She swatted her hand as if to dismiss the movie into oblivion. "We are going to be watching," She smirked. "Meet the Spartans."
"You just got the ticket's for blue's clue's grigga frigga movie." He sat back and shook his head. "How are we watching 'Meet the Spartans' ?"
Raven took out her cell-phone and started texting. Closing it, she smirked. "Let's just say, I have connections."
Robin opened his mouth to say something but, was interrupted by the movie starting. And as Raven had said, it was 'Meet the Spartans'.
"Now," Raven started with a smirk. "is where the fun begins." She stood up on her seat and cleared her throat.
"Food Fight!" As soon as she said that, the theater was thrown into a whole pandemonium of food violence.
"Come on vamanos! Everybody let's go! Come on, let's get to it! I know that we can do it!" Isabella heard the doll say.
She only crossed her arms and shook her head. "I don't like Dora." She ran away.
Terra walked out of the closet on the other side, obviously frustrated with the child. She took out her walkie-talkie. "I guess, it's your turn Victor." She scoffed. "I know I just started! What I didn't know, was that she didn't like Dora."
"Whatever, I'm gonna teach all of you how to catch a three year old monster."
Robin grinned, ducking and throwing. "Take that!" He turned around, and ducked. "Where'd you get spaghetti? This is a movie theater!" He threw a drink at the spaghetti man. "Punk!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, take that!" Raven threw a pizza at a woman and ducked, getting Robin hit in the head.
Raven smirked and stood up. "Robin, we've gotta go." She took his hand, walked out the theater, and stomped to the ticket counter, a scowl on her face.
"What kinda business do you think you're running?!" She slammed her hands on the table.
Robin walked over to her. "What're you doing?" He muttered to her.
"Just play along." She muttered back through clenched teeth.
"I want the manager." She demanded dangerously.
Isabella skipped into the kitchen, following the intoxicating smell. "I hope Uncle Victor made me something!"
"This plan is sure to work!" Victor said to himself, leaving the sandwich on the counter "Isabella knows she can't resist my triple decker deckness brand spanking Victor sammich sammy!" He hid behind the counter, hearing Isabella walk in.
Isabella's eye's widened at the beautiful sight of the sandwich. "A sandwich! And all for me!" She licked her lips and walked towards the counter, climbing up a chair to reach the sandwich.
Once being eye-to-eye with the sandwich, Isabella grinned and took a big bite of it.
"Enjoying my sandwich, I see." Victor popped up from beind the counter.
Isabella only nodded, not being able to talk from the food in her mouth, she gave him two thumbs up.
Victor smiled. "Well, are you ready to behave now?" He raised his eyebrows.
Isabella swallowed the food in her mouth with a big gulp. "Nope." She took the sandwich and jumped off the chair.
"Oops..."
Victor's upper lip twitched, seeing the sandwich on the floor. "Oh...my goodness..." He fell to the floor next to his sandwich, whimpering. "It's ok, baby. It's gonna be ok."
Isabella grinned and ran away, screaming again, while Victor, still trembling, took out his walkie-talkie. "Garfield, it's your go now... Take her down and avenge my baby!"
"She destroyed B?!"
"No..." He started. "my...sandwich..."
"NOOOO!!"
Raven leaned on the counter, danger flashing in her eyes as she conversed with the manager.
"Sir, do you see what happened to me?! I am covered with food and they didn't even give that wonderful Blue's Clue's movie!"
"Ms. Raven you see, it wasn't my fault-"
Raven scoffed. "Not your fault? Of course, it was your fault, you're the manager! You're supposed to be running this place right!"
The manager stood up and slammed his hands on the desk. "Listen, birdy, just because you're a superstar, does not mean that you can come in here and insult me!"
Raven slammed her hands on the desk and leaned in closer to him. "Listen, just because you're the manager of this place, doesn't mean you can accuse me of insulting you! I was just telling you what was going on!" She smirked.
"You know what? I'm calling Mary Murphy."
Robin gasped dramatically, catching everyone's attention. "No! Not Mary Murphy!" He turned toward the manager. "You do not want her to call Mary Murphy, she's a fiesty one."
The rest of the workers around started murmuring, trying to figure out what was going on.
The manager smiled sheepishly. "N-no, you don't need to call Mary."
Raven crossed her arms. "You know, she told me about the bad service here, and I tried to give this place a chance!"
"Preach on, sister!" A worker yelled out.
Raven turned toward the worker. "I will!" She turned back to the manager. "I try to give this place a chance, and this happens!" She held out her hand. "Give me...the M-Phone."
Everyone around gasped.
"Raven, please think this over!" Robin pleaded. "You don't think this good man deserves to be destroyed by Mary Murphy, do you?"
Raven looked the manager up and down. "...Yes, I do. Give me the M-Phone."
Everyone gasped even louder than before and someone fainted, landing with a loud thump.
Robin looked at the manager, a look of remorse on his face. "I'm sorry." He took out his phone and handed it to Raven.
Raven clasped her fingers around the phone and brought in front of her. Going to the contacts list, she smirked when she found the person she needed.
Garfield walked stealthily in the hallway, pressing his back on the wall, and war paint on his face.
"Beastboy to Everyone," Garfield said in a Texan accent. "Beastboy to Everyone. I am about to capture Little Munchkin. I repeat, I am about to capture Little Munchkin."
Ring! Ring!
He cursed quietly, taking out his cell-phone. "Hello? ...Raven?"
"Mary? Yeah, I'm in the movie theater.
"Not now! I'm in the middle of a war!"
"Can you make enough time for me, please? I need you to talk to someone."
Garfield sighed. "Fine, put him on."
"Hello? Mary? I love you on 'So You Think You Can Dance'. I'm a big fan of your's-"
Garfield put on a falsetto. "A big fan of mine? If you were such a big fan, you wouldn't be insulting my friend Raven like this, forcing her to call me while I was in the middle of voice excercises!" He screamed a Mary Murphy scream.
"Ah! I'm so so-"
"Whatever! Just make sure you don't do it again! Now, put Raven back on the line!" He screamed again.
"Hello? Mary? Yeah, I know."
"Raven, I'll see you when you get home, ok?"
"Ok , bye."
"Bye." He shut the phone and saw Isabella staring at him, a quizzical look on her face.
He sighed and slid down the wall. "Just-just go..." He shooed her away with his hand.
Isabella grinned and ran away, making Garfield sigh and take out his walkie-talkie.
"Speedy? It's all up to you now..." Still in a Texan accent.
The manager sighed and fell back in his chair, a hand over his ear."...I guess I have to make some changes around here..." He said in defeat, making everyone cheer.
Raven closed the phone and smirked. "Thank-you. Come on, Robin." She walked out the door, Robin behind her.
Once outside, they started laughing until they felt their guts about to explode.
"Gosh, do you do this everytime you go to the movies?" Robin asked.
Raven sighed from all the laughter. "It's not really me, it's Victor and Garfield that do this. I guess their bad habits kinda rubbed off on me. And now I'm all sticky." She touched her hair and frowned.
"I guess this is when you're supposed to take me home." Raven shrugged. "Speaking of home, I wonder how they're dealing with Isabella down there, they didn't even call me once."
Robin shoved his hands in his pockets then groaned from the stickiness. "I'm sure Isabella's not giving them any trouble." He groaned again, seeing his hands now covered with nasty, sticky theater foods.
Speedy walked down the hallways, obviously angered. "Why all this fuss over a three year old anyway? Just catch the kid!" He muttered.
Then he heard the sound of little feet moving, then they stopped.
Speedy stopped walking, looked around, then shrugged, thinking it wasn't anything. "All this for a kid, they should be doing this for me!" He started walking again.
Then he reached the intersection of three halls and Isabella was coming from one of the halls.
"She's right there!" He slightly shouted and caught Isabella as she ran in front of him. "Why couldn't anybody just do that?!"
With a struggling three year old in his arms, Speedy walked down the stairs to the living room, where everyone else was.
Still muttering, Speedy walked in to see the rest of the teens sprawled out on the couch and the floor, tired.
"Hey, I got the kid." He said, bored, catching everyone's attention. He walked over to Victor and dropped her in his arms.
"Brush her teeth, they're filled with candy, give her a bath, she's sticky. I'm going to sleep." He walked up the stairs to a guest room and shut the door.
Terra sat up wide-eyed. "How'd he get her?" She watched Isabella wiggling under Victor's grasp, not ready to give up the fight.
Barbara groaned. "It doesn't matter. Now, we've got an even bigger challenge. We have to brush her teeth and give her a bath..." She fell back against the couch.
Garfield, who was laying on the floor, lifted his head up. "No! She hates bath time!" He hit his head against the soft carpet.
Isabella bit Victor's arm, causing him to let her go in pain. She ran to the top of the staircase and grinned.
"Try to catch me!" She yelled at them before screaming and running all over the house.
"Not. Again." Everyone said in unison.
Raven walked up to the door of her house and smiled. "Thank's for the most..interesting date I've ever been on."
Robin shrugged and smiled back. "Yeah, you know. I try." He nodded, a cocky look on his face. "So...I guess I'll see you tomorrow?"
Raven nodded. "See you tomorrow."
Robin nodded, waved, and walked off, leaving Raven with a smirk on her face.
She shook her head and took off her boots so Robin wouldn't hear her. She walked behind him and took ahold of his arm. Spinning him around she gave him a kiss.
She pulled away and walked back, smirk still on her face. "Unlike some girls Robin," She started, still backing away. "I do like a kiss on the first date." She took her boots and walked in her house. Leaving Robin with a very happy look on his face.
"Y-yeah." He said walking away, a hop in his step. "I planned this whole thing. I knew that..."
Raven closed the door, still smirking. Then, her smirk faded, hearing screaming. "Bella." She said to herself and turned.
Then, as if on cue, the three year old girl ran in screaming, naked and her curly hair slightly wavy from the water, with Terra, Starfire, and Barbara running after her, soaked to the bone.
Raven bit her bottom lip, trying to decide whether or not she should help them.
"I got the rope!" Garfield ran after them.
"Who needs a rope when you've got a belt?!" Victor ran after Garfield.
"Will you guys shut-up?!" Speedy yelled, his head poking out from a room.
Raven sighed and smacked her forehead. "...I'm going to bed..." She walked to her room, leaving the poor teens to deal with the child.
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The clip changed to Robin on stage at the cafe, doing karaoke.
"You are my sweetest love, that love I always want to hug. Because I really love you, the world just has to know." Robin sang happily with a big smile on his face, the audience cheering him on.
"I'd do anything for you, there's nothing I wouldn't do. Snuggle, cuddle, and then hug me!" He hugged himself, big smile still in place.
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