"There is no way these contests are fair, Billy could have easily bribed the people who decided what they were, and he's already ahead by two points." said Blair.

"And what makes him think Alexis is going to suddenly stop loving Jaden if he beats him in a series of silly contests?" asked Jasmine.

"Simple." said Chazz "He isn't in his right mind. Billy was born into a world of privilege, he had everything he ever wanted handed to him, and when he doesn't get his way he goes nuts."

"How do you know that?" asked Mindy.

"I speak form experience. Billy isn't giving Jaden a choice, he's caught up in his own little world, so for now Jaden will just have to play his game, and he'll have to beat him at it to show him how things work in the real world."

The commercial break had been over for about fifteen minutes, but Bob still hadn't returned.

"Where is he?" asked Billy through the comlink on his wrist. "What? Oh dear lord, tell them to break it up and get back up here."

"Where is he?" asked Jaden.

"Don't ask."

In a few minutes Bob came running back onto the stage, only his clothes were a little messed up and his face was pink.

"Sorry about that ladies and gentlemen… I was uh… having an emergency in the bathroom."

"Yeah, with Potira." said Billy under his breath.

"Anyway! Let's get onto the next contest, Who is the better cook? To win this contest you must make a lemonmeringuepie from scratch, crust and all, and then our judges will decide who baked the better pie."

"Uh Bob, I don't want to sound redundant, but what does this have to do with marriage?" asked Jaden.

"Once again an excellent question Jaden, and once again a simple answer. You know how in the old days a wife used to just cook for her husband and that was it? Let me assure you those days are over! Today a husband has to cook for his wife every once in awhile, you got to pull your own weight, you got to treat her like a princess, or you'll find your marriage down in the gutters."

"Okay…"

"Now let's get on with the contest! Don't forget the most important rule of baking boys, wash your hands first."

Jaden and Billy had both been given their own kitchen station and the ingredients needed to make a pie as well as instructions, but Billy was having a hard time getting his gauntlet off so he could handle the utensils and ingredients better.

"Come on… I designed this thing to come off. Oops!"

Billy accidentally fired his laser, the force of it sent him flying back into a bag of flour sending a cloud of it into the air, when it cleared Billy was covered in flour.

"Bill, I don't want to make you look stupid or anything, but I'm sure that when baking something, you're usually supposed to sift the flour, not sit in it."

Both Jaden and Billy were having a little difficulty getting their pies done right even with instructions. When squeezing the lemons Jaden accidentally squirted a great deal into his eye, and Billy was having a heck of a time trying to separate the egg yolks from the whites. Eventually when the pies came out Jaden's looked fine, but Billy's was on fire.

"I think we know who the winner is." said Bob.

Billy: 2

Jaden: 1

"You got lucky." said Billy.

"Oh no, not luck my friend, skill."

"I'm not your friend."

"Obviously not, you did kidnap me and my fiancée."

"Moving on." said Bob "It's time for the fourth event, who is more physically attractive? I pretty sure you can guess why this is so important, because a beautiful woman like Alexis Rhodes most certainly deserves an attractive husband. Now here's how this is going to work. Several young super models have been brought here to judge which of you is more attractive, but first a quick change is in order."

"What do you mean?" asked Jaden.

"Just step into the tents and change into what's in there." said Bob.

Jaden and Billy walked into the tents, five seconds later Billy's head came popping out.

"You've got to be kidding me! I am not wearing that!"

"If you don't then you forfeit."

"Oh… Very well."

After a few minutes Bob called on them both.

"You guys ready yet?"

They both hesitated before answering.

"…Yes."

"Okay Jaden, you first."

"Oh my sweet lord." said Chazz.

Blair, Mindy, and Jasmine all giggled and started blushing.

"That's rad." said Hassleberry.

Jaden was dressed in an open purple and gold robe with nothing but a black speedo.

"Not bad, not bad at all." said one of the models.

"Descent hair, healthy weight, no blemishes, moles, or boils, oh… nice abs."

"… Thank you."

"He kiddo, if you don't win the contest you can always swing by myb place." said the third model winking.

"Uh… thank you… but my heart is taken."

All the models gave Jaden a thumbs up.

"Okay now let's see Billy." said Bob.

Billy looked much different without his armor on.

"Eww…" said the first model.

"Dude, put the armor back on."

"Way too skinny, there's a big ugly mole on your chest, lose the glasses, and for God's sake get a haircut!"

"I think we know who the winner of this round it too." said Bob.

Billy: 2

Jaden: 2

"How could this be any more embarrassing?" thought Billy.

As Billy started to walk down the stairs he slipped and fell down, when he hit the ground there was a loud rip, he then ran off the screen crying. Miles away Hassleberry ran away to the bathroom so he could throw up.

"Gross!" said Chazz "Did you see that guys balls?"

"Yeah…" replied Syrus "They were… weird looking."

(To be continued)

Chazz is right, that was gross

So it's all tied up

Can Jaden keep this up?

Find out in

Chapter 7: 4 down 3 to go