JCTV Exclusive-clusive-clusive...

A man panted heavily with his face directly before the camera, fogging it up. "Are you ready?" He asked.

Once getting a nod, he stepped back revealing his thick, blond, hair sprayed hair. He flashed a bright, white smile. "Hello there, you are now watching," He said in a British accent before he posed and took in a deep breath as a jingle played.

"JCTV! Where you can watch us spy- We mean..." A record scratch was heard and the jingle played over. "JCTV! The channel for celeb news!"

The man's grin widened as the jingle played. "That's right, JCTV, Jump City Television for celeb news, is having an exclusive episode. And I," He ran a hand in his hair, collecting massive amount's of hairspray and grease. "Pea'nut Newgitfisht or Mad Mod, am hosting."

He walked in front of a large building and nodded furiously, messing up his hair. "This, my great audience, is the great studio from where your favorite songs are conceived!"

He put a hand on the door large handle and opened it. "Let's go in..."

Pea'nut searched through the halls, knocking on each door in search for the young celebrities. "America," He said in his unique British accent. "it may seem like it won't happen but, as your host today!" A patriotic tune could be heard in the background. "I vow to you that I will find them!" He fell to his knees and took out his napkin to wipe away the tears sliding down his cheeks.

"Uh, boss?" The cameraman asked, ruining the moment while keeping his hand on an opened door. "I found them..."

Pea'nut looked up to the camera and swiftly stood back up, acting s if nothing happened. "Well, America!" He walked into the room and stood in front of the camera. "It's seems they are in here."

Pea'nut sat in a large chair in front of Garfield, his long, skinny legs crossed.. "So...Garfield-May I call you Gar-Gar?"

Garfield arched an eyebrow. "No-"

"Gar-Garit is." Pea'nut ignored the sigh coming from Garfield, or Gar-Gar, with a smile on his face. "So, what is it like being the drummer of one of the most popular bands in America?!"

Garfield crossed his arms and shrugged. "I don't know. Ok, I guess..."

Pea'nut nodded, analyzing his answer in his mind carefully. "I see, I see." He turned to a young woman behind him. "Write that down." He whispered to her.

He turned back to Garfield and gave him a grin. "So...Gar-Gar...How is your relationship with Miss Terra?"

"Fine."

"I see, I see...How about home life?"

"Fine."

"I hear you attack animals! Is it TRUE?!" He emphasized every word.

Garfield's eyebrow twitched numerous times before he sighed. "Ok, why are you here?"

Pea'nut flashed him a smile, trying to ignore his question. "So...Is your relationship with Terra really fine?"

"Are you even supposed to be here?"

"Are you not satisfying her needs?!" Pea'nut asked, now standing up on the chair with a large, skinny finger pointed down at Garfield. "Answer me Gar-Gar!!"

Garfield stood up and clenched his teeth. "Listen Pea'nut, I'll have you know that I'm satisfying her needs just fine! And another thing-"

The following broadcast is not being shown on your television because of some things that America is not ready to see and/or hear.

Pea'nut ran down the hallway and looked back to see Garfield walking away, shaking his head. Pea'nut looked back to the camera, rolled his neck and smiled. "Only for you America!"

Pea'nut sat in front of Raven, long, skinny legs crossed and hair messed up a bit. "So, Raven...How are you...?" He asked while taking dramatic pauses.

Raven shrugged, a magazine in hand. "Ok..."

Pea'nut nodded, stroking his chin thoughtfully. He turned to the young woman behind him and pointed a skinny finger at her. "Write that down!"

He turned to Raven and held one eye larger than the other. "So, how's your home life?"

"Ok..." Raven flipped through the pages of the magazine.

Pea'nut frowned then smiled. "So...how is your relationship with the other bird Robin going?"

Raven looked up from her magazine, tilting her head a bit. "Ok..."

Pea'nut nodded and leaned back in the chair. "So...would you like to talk about it?"

"No..."

Pea'nut furrowed his eyebrows then loosened them, trying to get relaxed. "So...would you call him your boyfriend?!" He yelled out suddenly, startling Raven.

"No..."

Pea'nut moved in closer. "Intriguing...Why not?" He shrugged and waved a hand.

Raven scoffed. "Because I have a girlfriend." She answered, sarcasm obvious.

Pea'nut gasped dramatically. "Intriguing!" He moved in even closer. "Who, may I ask, is it?"

Raven stared at him long and hard before shaking her head and going along with him. "I don't think she'd want me to tell you..."

Pea'nut chuckled and scoffed. "Oh, Pee'shaw! It's ok!" He nodded vigorously.

Raven smirked. "Jynx..."

"Intriguing indeed!"

Pea'nut sat in front of Victor, a happy smile on his face. And why was this happy smile upon his lovely face? He'd heard that Victor was one of the nice young celebrities.

He wouldn't have any problems...

Pea'nut smiled at Victor once more. "So, Vic-"

"Get out..."

Pea'nut sighed and hung his head down low. "Yes, sir..."

Pea'nut walked down the halls, feeling absolutely rejected. "I feel absolutely rejected..."

Told you so...

Pea'nut sighed and looked up to the end of the hall to see Starfire and Speedy speaking to each other. "Oh, Little Duckies!"

The 'Little Duckies' looked up at him and Speedy sighed. "Not another one..."

"So..." Pea'nut let out, a smile on his face.

"So..." Starfire nodded slowly, keeping her lips in a fine line.

Speedy ran a hand through his hair. "What do you want?"

Pea'nut's smile fell then quickly appeared again. "Well...I was hoping for an interview..."

Speedy sighed and nodded. "Fine..."

Pea'nut nodded vigorously, an abnormal grin on his face. "So...is it true that you two are going out?" He arched an eyebrow to the sky.

Starfire shook her head slowly. "No..."

Pea'nut looked at them both, up and down continuously before turning to the young woman. "Write that down for the lab..." He turned back to them.

"So...Speedy...is it true that you twisted Starfire's ankle?!" He stood up, towering above the teens. "Because she wouldn't sleep with you!?"

Speedy arched an eyebrow, looked down to Starfire's ankle, back to Pea'nut and growled. "Listen, man," He took Pea'nut by the collar of his shirt. "and listen good." He pulled his collar and brought him closer. "I am not that type of guy." He said slowly with clenched teeth.

Pea'nut took in a hard gulp as he nodded slowly and carefully.

Speedy pulled him closer. "Now. Get. Out." He dropped Pea'nut down, allowing him to escape.

Pea'nut sat in front of Robin, a slick line of sweat going down the side of his face. 'Oh, no...They're best friends...What if they act the same?! Now man...you're the Mod. You don't have to be afraid of a bunch of kids...'

Pea'nut took in a sigh and smiled. "So...Robbie...How are you?"

Robin shrugged. "Fine..."

Pea'nut nodded and turned back to the young lady behind him, giving her a sign to write it down. "So...Are you aware that Raven has a girlfriend?"

Robin's eyes widened behind his sunglasses as he tried to suppress a gasp. "N-"

Wait... he had to play it cool...

"Yes..." He said in a bored voice.

Pea'nut nodded and took in a deep breath. "So...Robbie... Why must you always wear sunglasses?"

Robin shrugged. "'Cause they're cool...?"

Pea'nut nodded. "Yes, yes..." He leaned in closer. "So, if they're only for the coolness factor, may I see them...?"

"No..."

"Why not?"

"Because..."

Pea'nut sighed and leaned back into the chair. "So, no one has seen your eyes before?"

"Nope..."

"Not even Bruce Wayne?"

"Nope..."

Pea'nut leaned in closer. "Your butler, Alfred?"

"Nope..."

Pea'nut sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "What about Raven? Has Raven ever seen your eyes?"

"Nope..."

Pea'nut nodded to himself then to Robin. "I suspect, Robin, that you are hiding something!"

"Just my eyes..."

The camera shifted to Pea'nut.

"..."

The camera shifted to Robin.

"...Nope..."

The camera shifted back to Pea'nut.

"..."

Aaand back to Robin.

"...Nope..."

The camera shifted back to Pea'nut's face.

"...We'll leave you alone now..."

Pea'nut sat in front of Isabella, a smile on his face. "So, Isabella. How old are you?"

Isabella, sitting in front of him with her legs crossed, shrugged and nodded. "Fifty-three."

Pea'nut's eyes widened in surprise. "Well, you certainly don't look it!"

Isabella shrugged once more while nodding. "My mother says it's a blessing."

Pea'nut walked out of the building, a proud smile upon his face. "Well, America! We got what we wanted!"

He stopped walking and posed as the jingle played.

"JCTV! Where you can watch us spy- We mean..." A record scratch was heard and the jingle played over. "JCTV! The channel for celeb news!"

He clicked his tongue and grinned. "Goodbye, America!" He sighed in relief as the camera shut off.

"Ok, we really need to fix that jingle guys..."

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