After Malfoy, the ultimate definition of a masculine man, left, I stared at his business card for a few minutes, before deciding I needed to go home. I went over to the dance floor to tell Ginny I was going home, and that was where my eyeballs pretty much dried up from the horrible sight they saw.

There was Ginny Weasly "getting it on" with Blaise Zabini. I almost threw up right there, except for the fact that I didn't have anything in my stomach. They were so close, it looked as if they were "doing it" with their clothes on. Gods, why am I being such a prude? Merlin, Draco F. Malfoy just asked if I want to shag him.

They were so close, it looked as if they were fucking with their clothes on. There. Much better.

So, anyway, I decided to just leave a message on Ginny's cellphone. Much safer and I wouldn't have to suffer any extreme awkwardness this way. I apparated back to my beloved apartment.

If only I was a female apartment, and then we could shag and make little apartments of our own. Then I wouldn't have to even consider Malfoy's offer and wonder how amazing the sex would be.

'Wow, Hermione, you really are going insane.'

'No, I'm not!'

'You just talked about shagging your own apartment, and having children with it.'

'Good point. I'll try to stop.'

Back to the problem at hand. Should I do it? Malfoy is one of the sexiest creatures-- not just wizards, creatures-- on this goddamn Earth. If only I didn't hate him! If only he wasn't the most annoying and arrogant man alive!

Already, I was getting a headache, so I decided to just sleep on it and make my decision tomorrow.

--

This morning, when I woke up, I had a sudden epiphany.

Well I guess epiphany is a bit of an exaggeration. But, last night, I had a horrible dream. Malfoy and I were "doing it". Damn it, I still can't bring myself to say it. Just the thought of Malfoy stark naked makes my stomach turn.

...Actually, it makes a nice tingly feeling in my lower stomach. Okay, enough! No need to get turned on by just the thought of naked Malfoy, when you can have the real Malfoy!

Wait! Whoooaaa, Hermione Granger, you've already made your decision. Do not regret it.

Back to the horrid nightmare, so Malfoy and I were shagging, and then after an hour, he still hasn't cummed! NOT EVEN ONCE!

*flashback to Hermione's dream*

"I guess mudbloods just can't do it for me." Malfoy said, still pounding in and out of me, eliciting another moan out of me.

"I-I'm s-sorry." I gasped, as another climax took over me. This was the third one!

Malfoy then pulled out, saying, "It's useless. Why should I be wasting my energy when you're the only one who's receiving any pleasure?"

"You haven't felt any pleasure at all?" I said, my voice still a little shaky.

"Nope." He sneered, putting himself back into his pants. "Even with your new looks, you're still just a filthy mudblood."

"Mudblood, mudblood, mudblood, mudblood." He chanted over and over again, his face a permanent sneer spinning around with a swirly vortex as the background.

*end flashback*

I woke up, sweaty, and unfortunately feeling quite sated with a dull throbbing in my lower regions. I sighed, but then I realized that I couldn't accept Malfoy's offer. It would be horrible. What if the dream was a premonition? I could find someone else. Merlin, even Harry or Ron would be a better choice than Malfoy.

...Umm...ew. Never mind.

But that was my epiphany, and I am definitely not going to regret it. God, Allah, Buddha, or Zeus gave me that dream as a warning. And I will most definitely not fail them now!

Yeah!

But Malfoy is oh so sexy. I sighed as I made myself a cup of coffee. I looked over at the clock and it read 8:45.

SHIT!

--

I arrived at work at 9:00, which luckily wasn't that late. I walked over to my secretary's desk to find that she wasn't even here yet. I looked behind me and saw her, running towards her desk, trying to sneak past me.

Though I wouldn't know how she would do that, as I was standing right next to her desk, waitng for an explanation.

"S-sorry, Miss Granger. I was out late with my boyfriend..." The secretary, her name Mary, said, a blush creeping onto her face as she inched farther away from me.

"What were you guys doing?" I said, meaning to torture her by spilling out the dirty secrets.

"Oh, nothing. You wouldn't understand, Miss Granger."

Once she said this, I was mad. What did she mean I wouldn't understand?! Just because I'm a virgin does not mean I'm some little twelve year old, taking Sex Ed. for the first time!

"Just make sure you're not late again!" I snapped at her, walking to my office, and slamming my door.

This was epiphany number two. I will call Malfoy today, and schedule a meeting with him. Screw God, Allah, Buddha, or Zeus! A woman needs her pleasure, too! Since you have Hera and all of the other goddesses to shag, you have no right to mess with my nightmares, Zeus!

I plopped down on my chair, pulled out his business card, and dialed his office number. That lazy arsehole better be at work now.

Instead, I hear a sickly sweet girl's voice saying, "Hello? Malfoy Pharmaceuticals, how may I help you?"

"Hi, I'm trying to reach Mr. Malfoy. Can you put me on his line?" I said to the annoying secretary bimbo. I guessed at that, but really. This is Malfoy we're talking about. Who do you think he's going to hire as his secretary, some old man?

"Yes, one moment. May I ask who's calling?" She said, again extremely polite and annoying.

"Hmm...just tell him it's anonymous. I want it to be a surprise. Oh! Also tell him that if he doesn't pick up, then I'll stick a bunch of Blast-Ended Skrewts up his pale, albino ass."

"Um...yes. I'll be sure to tell him that, Miss."

When he picked up, and I heard that deep, sensual, chocolate voice, I almost had an orgasm right there.

Quickly, I composed myself and said, "Malfoy, The Blue Rooftop at seven. Tonight." And then I hung up, and gave myself a pat on the back.

I entered my office at around 7 in the morning. I couldn't sleep because all I could think about was fucking Granger. That damn witch, invading my thoughts and dreams with the images of her sucking me off or her face moaning as I fucked her over and over again.

Damn it, no need for a hard on already.

When I walked in, no one was there yet. After my father died, he left me a huge inheritance. With this heap of money, I decided to create my own company. I was always interested in healing and medicine, so the company became a pharmaceutical company. So far it has been very successful, though in the beginning it was very hard for the Malfoy name has not been in good favors since the war, and now it is one of the most well-known pharmaceutical companies in the whole wizarding world.

As I sat down in my seat, I realized that I did not have anything to do. I know that is quite unbelievable for a CEO of a large company, but my hot secretary-- those two words just belong together, do they not?-- keeps all of my schedules and appointments. Realizing that I may be able to get a morning quickie, I gave her home phone a ring.

As her sweet voice that sounded even sweeter in moans answered the phone, I said, in a very sexy voice, "Emily, please come to my office straightaway. I have some morning problems that I need you to solve."

"Yes, sir."

Remember when I said I liked my girls to be submissive?

I hung up and then leaned back in my chair, my hands behind my head. Ten minutes later, a petite, blonde girl entered my office, wearing a gray blazer with a black skirt that was mid-thigh length. I quickly magicked those clothes away and it revealed small, pert breasts, a flat stomach, and a completely shaven pussy. I licked my lips, and I motioned her to come towards me. She was naturally a shy girl, and her timidness showed as she walked to me, naked. I grabbed her, and she sat in my lap, her legs wrapped around my back.

I lightly kissed her and whispered against her lips, "Thanks for getting here so quickly."

At my voice, she moaned and squirmed against me, causing some friction on my cock, making me hard. Then I moved my hands to her spread pussy, and I found the little bundle of nerves. I slightly placed some pressure on her clit, and smirked as she arched her back, pushing her breasts against my chest, and cried. I used my thumb to rub it, while my index finger pushed inside her tight, sweet pussy. She moaned, and involuntarily started bucking. I pulled out of her, and moved her so she was kneeling in front of me. Emily looked up at me, and immediately unzipped my tailored pants. Emily was a master at giving blowjobs, and while she bobbed her cute, little head and sucked me off, I placed a Silencing and Locking charm on the door. I looked down appreciately at her little body. We were going to be in here for a long time.

--

At around 8:30, Emily left, with just her hair a little frazzled. With her leaving, I received today's schedule. I had several appointments with the Ministry, and I also had to do some paperwork over some personal issues with the inheritance. Apparently, before my father died, he was also pretty much raving mad, and he gave a bit of his fortune to some charity that doesn't even exist anymore.

I rubbed my temples with annoyance and started to work.

When I finished some of my work, I looked up and saw that it was already 9:00. In thirty minutes, I had a meeting with the Ministry over a new cure Malfoy Pharmaceuticals has discovered, so I needed to get ready. I prepared some of the papers I needed to bring, and I was just about to find a new suit when I heard Emily's voice on the phone.

"Sir, some anonymous women is wanting to speak with you. She also told me to tell you that if you don't pick up, then she would stick a bunch of Blast-Ended Skrewts in your ass."

I smirked as I automatically knew it was Granger. She obviously was about to accept my offer. Again, who could reject it?

"Thank you Emily. Please put her on line one."

"Yes, sir."

I waited for a few seconds, and then said, "Hello, Granger."

She responded, tertly, "Malfoy. The Blue Rooftop at seven. Tonight." And then she hung up.

I smiled as I leaned back into my chair. This day has been going nicely, and it's only 9:00!

I got home at six tonight. Usually, as I am Hermione Granger, I would work pretty late. But I did have a date tonight...

Umm, a little reminder to yourself: This isn't a date. This is a business meeting.

PURELY BUSINESS!

Because of this business meeting, I decided to let myself off a little early. However I realized I desperately needed all the time I had for this little business meeting. Even though this isn't a date does not mean that I can't dress my best to spite Malfoy. I ran to my closet and looked through all of the clothes I had. I didn't want to dress too nicely, or Malfoy's head would get even bigger and maybe even explode.

But...wait. Wouldn't that be a good thing?

I panicked as I looked through each nice thing I owned. As I neared the end, I even thought to cancel the date. However, my eyes sparkled and widened (cheesy, I know) as I saw the last dress. It was primary blue, empire waist, and just knee length. It was simple, yet still elegant. And it would definitely not blow Malfoy's head off. Though however amusing that would be, he still has to shag me!

I quickly did my makeup, just some powder, blush, and eyeliner, and found a pair of shoes to wear. I looked at the clock which 6:50.

At first, I freaked and was about to apparate, when I thought, 'Make him wait, Hermione! Make him think he wants it more than you, not the other way around!'

Even though that is completely untrue.

So I sat around for twelve minutes exactly when I decided to leave my house.

I arrived at The Blue Rooftop three minutes late. The restaurant was very fancy and expensive-- way to expensive for me to ever come here...

And I did not ask Malfoy to meet me here so I can try the delicious food!

...Okay, maybe that thought did go through my mind. But only a second!

I walked in the restaurant and was greeted by a young man in his twenty's. He led me to a private area on the balcony where Malfoy's table was. Malfoy was there, in a navy button up shirt, with some black slacks.

He looked amazing.

Malfoy looked at me and said, with his definition of a smile, which is a slightly less condescending smirk, "Hey, we match."

It took me a while to respond since I was uncomfortably blinded by his pearly whites, but I snapped back, "No, we don't, you dolt. You must be colorblind."

"Okay, okay. Calm down, Granger. Sit down." Malfoy said, as he pulled out the chair like a gentleman.

That git.

I sat down when I felt his hands on my shoulders. I immediately tensed up, and I knew he could feel it.

"Why so tense, Granger?" He said. Even without looking at him, I knew he was smirking at me.

"Just sit down, Malfoy. We have to talk about… your offer."

"Sure." Malfoy said, sitting down with his hands folded on the table, "So what do we need to talk about?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well is there any confusion on the offer?"

"I haven't even said yes yet!" I snapped.

"Ahh…yet." Malfoy said, grinning at me, "But anyway, I knew you were going to say yes. It's a little obvious, isn't it?"

Full of confidence. That bastard.

"No, I actually called you here to decline this offer." I said, standing up. "Have a horrible night, Malfoy."

"Granger," He said, pulling my wrist, "why else would you invite me for dinner? If you wanted to decline, then you could have just told me that on the phone. Now sit back down, and we'll discuss the things you want to discuss."

I hesitated for a VERY long time. Very long meaning all of three full seconds.

Not only was he a git and a bastard, he was an extremely intelligent, persuasive git and bastard.

I sat back down, with a pout on my face, and a permanent smirk on his.

"Fine, we need to discuss some rules. I've already thought of some, but you can contribute, I guess."

"Okay, you can start."

"We cannot tell anyone about this. Got it?"

"How about one person?"

I was about to say no, but then I thought about Ginny. Who would be Malfoy's one person?

"Fine, but we have to say who. I'm telling Ginny, you?"

"Blaise."

"Okay, that's not horrible, I guess. Second, no shagging other people."

"WHAT?! This isn't a real relationship, Granger."

"I don't want to get STD's! No shagging other people, period."

"Fine, but then we have to shag at least twice a day."

"At least twice a day?! Are you crazy?!"

"No! Once in the morning, and once at night! That's like nothing!"

"Well that's not going to be a rule."

"How about we shag whenever I want to?"

"Um..no, that'll be like every minute."

"Don't insult me! I don't cum that fast!"

"Never know, Malfoy." I smirked at him.

"Shut up, Granger. What about you? I bet you would be screaming his name once he touches you on the shoulder!"

"I wouldn't know…"

"You've never had an orgasm with a man? Wow, I have a bit of a challenge."

"It's not that…" I said, squirming a little in my seat.

"…"

"…"

"You're a virgin!??!"

"Malfoy, can you scream it any louder?" I furiously whispered at him.

"Wow. Wow." He whispered back, his mouth open like a stupid, gaping fish.

"Yeah, I know. Now, let's get back to business."

"Well this is completely different. Do you know anything about sex?"

"Nope."

"Well then, this will be fun." Malfoy said, an evil gleam in his eye.

I leaned a little away from him. Was this really a good idea?

So for the next hour, Malfoy and I discussed the rules and what things I was okay with doing. Overall, it was surprisingly a pleasant experience.

"So when should we start?" Malfoy asked as he rose from his seat.

"Umm, I don't know, next month?"

"NO. I'm not going without sex for a whole month! Next week, okay?"

"I guess." I said, wringing my hands.

"For now, let's have something to look forward to, shall we?"

And then he kissed me.

a/n: Yay, a chappie is out!! Sorry it took a while. And the rest of the chapters are going to take a while, because unfortunately swimming started. And I'm on the swim team, which means waking up at 4:30 in the mornings to swim, and going home at 6:00. So yeah, I'm tired. xP Hope you guys enjoy this one though, I had fun writing it. And sorry, no promised smut between Draco and Hermione. D: I know. I love you, reviewers! I'm not going to be able to give each of you a shoutout, because I have to go to a party. xD But just know, I read each and every one! I LOVE THEM! You guys make me feel so good about myself. Thanks!