"Oh God please don't stop…ugh…faster, harder!"

What the fuck is going on in here. I slowly made my way up the stairs trying to figure out what was going on.

Maybe she's trying to get off on thoughts of you

Or not

"Tanya what the hell do you think your doing?"

There she was, the woman I have been dating for three years riding another man in my bed in my house.

How she even got into the house is beyond me, we don't live together even though she has wanted that for the past year…I knew there was reason why I didn't want to live with her.

Hell, I wouldn't even give her a key to the place…so how did she get in?

She jumped off of the blond guy who looked pissed because I interrupted before he could finish…umm you pissed buddy; you didn't just walk in on you girlfriend fucking another guy.

"Oh my god Edward I'm so sorry. Baby he doesn't mean anything. Please Edward you have to forgive."

I was already on the bottom of the stairs waiting for the trash to walk down so I could show it out.

"James I think it's best if you leave now, Edward and I have some things we need to discuss." Tanya spoke to him like he was an idiot…maybe he was, look at who he's sleeping with.

"Okay babe I'll see ya later!"

WOW… he can talk too! Jackpot Tanya.

He kissed her check as he walked out and he was only wearing his pants…at least he gathered the rest of his stuff before he left.

And she's still naked…Why? And how the hell did she get in?

"Tanya why are you still naked?"

"What?" has she always been this slow?

"Why. Are. You. Still. Naked?"

"Oh, I guess I'll go put my clothes on." She said a little sadly.

"Yeah, you go and do that." I said slightly annoyed.

As she was waling down the stairs she decided to speak. "You know Edward that was all a slight misunderstanding. I think we can get passed this. Why is the door still open?" "Oh, yeah, that…see umm Tanya here's the thing, It's not really working out between us so I think it would be best if you just left, like now." I tried to sound broken hearted, but for some reason I don't think I pulled it off.

"But Edward we've been together for three years. How can you just throw that away?"

"Tanya I really think you should just go now. There really isn't much to say, we're over now because you slept with another man in my bed and in my house, there is no way we are going to get passed this, so you should just go."

"No."

"Excuse me."

"You heard me. I said no. I'm not leavening and you can't make me. You and I are not over and we will never be over." She walked over and closed the door after she said no.

"Okay, look, I just caught you sleeping with another man in my house, this 'relationship' you and I have going is over and you should just go."

"You know Edward I wouldn't have to sleep around if you would just get off of your high horse and fuck me already."

God, why have we been together for three years…what did I ever see in her?

"I think it's good thing I never slept with you because from the sound of it this is not the first time you have cheated on me and since I am a doctor I know all of the dangers that come from sleeping around. I would hate to become an STD statistic."

"And by the way, how in hell did you get into my house? You don't have a key!"

"Last year when you thought you lost your keys I actually stole them so I could make a copy of the house keys." She said with a shrug of the shoulders.

And how could she say that like it was so normal to steal your boyfriend's keys to make copies…has she always been this crazy.

"Okay…so listen Tanya I really think you should go. We both need time to think about this relationship and if we want to continue it. Obviously you want to do other things and people while I'm not around and I don't know if I can live like that. Sp lets take the weekend off from each other and reevaluate our lives."

"Fine Edward I will go ahead and humor you this time, but you and I both know that we are forever. There is no getting rid of me. I'll be sitting by the phone when you realize that you need me in your life and when you make the call that you need me I will be here in a matter of minutes for you."

She walked up and gave me a lingering kiss on the cheek before she left.

As she was walking out the door she turned to me and said "Edward I know you love me… you just need this time to realize it. Please don't forget I love you and we will be together."

I closed the door behind her and sighed. Even when she is trying to be sincere she is still crazy as all hell.

I really didn't know what this crazy woman was capable of so I did the only logical thing and picked up the phone.

On the third ring he picked up

"Emmett Cullen at you services!" his booming voice replied.

"Hey Big Bro! What you up to?"

"Nothing much just getting home from work to see the wife. What about you little brother, what have you been up to?"

"Oh not much, got home from the hospital, caught Tanya in bed with another man, tried breaking up with the crazy psycho. You know the usual for a Friday evening."

"Oh cool man so what did you want"? Did he really just blow all those chances to make fun of me off…is he sick?

" Well I was wondering if Rosalie might let you out for a little trip to Vegas to blow off some steam."

"You just want to avoid the psycho. But don't worry little Bro… the Cullen men and Jasper are on their way to Vegas. I'll make sure you forget all about the crazy psycho."

"All right man I'll get the tickets so we can get the hell out of Seattle and soon." Before I could hang up Emmett said, "You know man for some reason I have a really good feeling about this trip. Like something good is going to happen for one of us."

I said goodbye and hung up. I wanted to believe he could be right, but I would consider myself lucky if when I came home Tanya had already forgotten about me, one cloud only hope. But either way I was on my way to Vegas to avoid Tanya and hope her short attention span kicked in so she could attach her self to someone else.

Vegas…here I come.