No title again...(P.s. If you think you can help with this title loss thing, tell me...plz...)


Speedy sat in a large and fluffy cushiony chair. He arched an eyebrow as he hummed a tune. He abruptly stopped humming and sighed. 'Stupid faces.' He thought. 'Got that song in my head now...'

Speedy sighed once more, hearing a rewinding sound.

And when it all goes to hell

Will you be able to tell me

Sorry

With a straight face?

Speedy looked back to the small group surrounding the sound table, turned back around and sighed.

And when it all goes to hell

Will you be able to tell me

Sorry

With a straight face?

He looked back to the group and sighed even louder.

And when it all goes to hell

Will you be able to tell me

Sorry

With a straight face?

He rolled his eyes and rested his chin on his palm. 'Might as well just wait...'

And when it all goes to hell

And when it all goes to hell

And when it all goes to hell

Speedy gently rubbed his temples before rising from his chair to meet the small group.

And when it all-

Speedy sighed in relief as he pressed the stop button. "The song is fine. Got it?"

"How do you-"

"How do I know?" Speedy interrupted Garfield. "After listening to that thing more than 19 times?" He nodded towards each of them. "I think I know."

He released the button. "Listen, no one cares if whoever would be able to apologize for whatever when hell...blows up...or...whatever." He shrugged. "Besides, we've got partying to do."

Raven shook her head. "Not me. I've got Bella duty."

Speedy waved a hand repeatedly in her face before having it smacked away. "Please, I'm Speedy." He nodded. "I'll find you the perfect baby-sitter."


Garfield stood behind Raven as she spoke with Isabella's perfect baby-sitter.

"Do you think you'll be able to handle Bella?" Raven asked before laughing a bit. "I mean, you have heard the stories right?"

"The KARYN will do just fine with the child!" He flexed his muscles, enlarged his eyes and shook his head rapidly as he said his name.

Garfield cringed. 'The Karyn...wait...isn't that a chick name...'

Raven nodded nervously. "Ok, well...good luck."

Garfield nodded to himself. 'Bella will have a blast with this one...'

"The KARYN will need no luck! He will just use pure instinct!"

'A real blast...'


Robin sat at the bar with a drink in hand as he watched the dance floor. His eyes slightly narrowed behind his glasses and he held his cup tighter as he watched the scene before him.

He watched in annoyance as Raven danced some of the most immoral dances with Jynx. He kept in a low growl as he watched them grinding against each other like to machines colliding into each other. And the worst part about it...?

He was loving every minute of it...

Raven spun around and caught just a glance of Robins face. She smirked and moved a little closer to Jynx, which some thought impossible since they were already kinda like puzzle pieces glued together...

She merely blew him a kiss and continued dancing.

Robin growled and took in the drink in one gulp. He slammed the cup down and seethed.

"Uh..sir?" The bartender asked.

"Yes?" Robin asked as he slowly turned to him, trying to keep in his anger.

The man chuckled at Robins red face. "Do you need another drink?" He chuckled once more. "You look like you need it."

Robin took in a breath and shook his head . "No, no thanks."

He turned back to the dance floor and found Raven and Jynx doing the most immoral dance he'd ever seen.

He sighed. "I think I'll need that drink..." He held a hand up, halting the mans move toward the drinks. "And some tissue...I think I'm getting a nose bleed..."


"Aw, isn't that cute?" Barbara asked Victor from behind a wall. "Speedy's got a little friend!"

Victor nodded and rolled his eyes. "Yeah, real cute. But, not as cute as you...spying...which is wrong."

Barbara scoffed and turned to him. "I'm not spying." She turned back to Speedy and gasped. "They're touching!" She shook her head and took a step in their direction.

Victor rolled his eyes and gently took a hold of her arm. "What're you gonna do? Break them up?"

Barbara merely shrugged. "Yeah."

Victor ran a hand through his - wait, he's...bald...

Awkward...

...O...K...rewind!

Victor rolled his eyes and gently took a hold of her arm. "What're you gonna do? Break them up?"

Barbara merely shrugged. "Yeah."

"Why?!"

Barbara pouted and stomped her foot. "That's Star's man!"

Victor shook his head slowly. "No, she doesn't want Speedy."

Barbara arched an eyebrow and turned back to Speedy's direction. "She will after tonight."


"The KARYN shall find you child!" The large, muscular man jogged around the mansion in search of Isabella. "Child, where are you?!"

A light bulb lit up above his head. "Children enjoy entertainment...preferably in a glowing box..."

He snapped his fingers. "She is in the kitchen! Looking into the microwave!"


Barbara walked over to Speedy, picking up a drink along the way. She stepped in front of Speedy and his friend, a large smile on her face. "Hey, Speedy!"

Speedy stopped speaking to the young lady and looked up to Barbara. "Oh, hey B."

Barbara nodded towards the girl and swirled the drink in hand as she looked her over. "Who's your friend?"

Speedy smirked. "Oh, this is Dee Dee. Double D, Dee Dee."

Barbara ignored Speedy's comment and smiled at the girl. "I'm Barbara."

Dee Dee smiled back, not noticing the mischief dancing in her eyes. "Nice to meet you."

Barbara nodded slowly as she stared at Dee Dee's hair. She smirked. "Oh, Dee Dee, I love your hair."

Dee Dee smiled. "Oh, really? Thanks!"

Barbara nodded, smirk still in place. She held the drink over Dee Dee's head and slowly dropped it in her hair. She shrugged. "Oops..."

Dee Dee narrowed her eyes at Barbara and walked away while Speedy sat in his seat, staring at the girl before him. "What was that?!"

Barbara shrugged innocently. "An accident, you saw it."

Speedy rolled his eyes and got up, walking in a different direction.

"Hey!" Barbara called after him. "If you're gonna mourn, do it at that table!"

She turned around and found Victor walking towards her. "Hey, Vic!"

Victor gently pinched the bridge of his nose. "What was that?"

Barbara shrugged. "Must I repeat? An accident."

Victor gave her a face. "That wasn't an acci-"

Barbara held a finger to his lips. "Aw, isn't that cute? Star's got a little friend!"

Victor took her finger from his lips. "Oh no, not this time-"

Barbara slammed her palm into his mouth, an eyebrow twitching. "Oh! Didn't they hear about the no-touchy rule?"


"I was mistooken! The KARYN should not have looked in the kitchen!" The man stomped out of the room leaving whipped-cream covered tracks. "What else do children enjoy?"

He stopped walking in front of a window. He stared out the window and grinned, finding Isabella playing around in a large mud puddle.

"The KARYN has at last found you!"

He ran out the door and planted his feet firmly to the ground. He pointed a finger at Isabella as his nostrils flared up. "Child! I have-"

He growled and wiped the mud off his face. He glared at the child. "Child!" He took up some mud in his hands. "It has now been flipped on!"


Barbara walked over to Starfire's table with a reluctant Victor trailing behind her. She gently put a hand on Starfire's shoulder. "Hey, Star!"

Starfire grinned up at her friend. "Hello, friend Barbara."

Barbara grinned back and motioned towards Starfire's companion. "Who's your friend?"

"Oh, I met him while I was coming out of the bathroom." She put a finger to her chin. "Strange, actually..." She shrugged. "Anyway, this is Kevin."

Barbara nodded and held a hand out towards him. "Hey, Joe!"

"Kevin-"

"Nick! I'm Barbara and I'm gonna ruin your life!" She said with an abnormal grin on her face.

Kevin Joe Nick's eyes widened as he hurriedly shot out of his seat and ran away.

Starfire arched an eyebrow. "Why'd you do-"

Barbara pulled her up and pushed her towards a table. "Hey, go mourn over there, kay?"

Starfire shook her head and followed the girls' instructions. She reached the table and sat down. "Hello, friend Speedy."

Speedy, clicking around in his cell-phone, just gave her a nod. "She get to you, too?"

Starfire slumped back in the seat and crossed her arms as she nodded.

Barbara, watching from afar with Victor, grinned. "Phase one, complete!"

Terra and Garfield stepped behind her and tapped her shoulder. "Phase one for what?" Terra asked.

Barbara spun around to face her. "We're trying-"

Victor interrupted. "We're?"

Barbara rolled her eyes and gave a slight groan. "Ok, I'm trying to get Speedy and Star together. You in?"

Terra nodded vigorously as Garfield grinned from ear to ear. "Hells yeah, we're in!"

Victor sighed and wiped his face with his palm. 'Am I the only sane person left...'


"Come on!" Jynx yelled to Robin over the music. "Have some fun!"

Robin only crossed his arms and clenched his teeth. "No..."

Raven, on the other side of him, spun him around to face her. "How can you not have fun?"

Jynx spun him around to meet her face. "You've got your hot girl friend-"

Raven spun him around. "And her hot girl friend grinding on you on a dance floor."

Jynx spun him around and kept a hand on his shoulder. "That's basically sex with two hot girls, Robin."

Robin backed away from the two girls and thought over the proposition. He watched them step closer to each other and give him a smirk as they danced. He shrugged and stepped closer. "I guess...it wouldn't hurt..."

And at that comment, the two girls let out a squeal and it seemed that the real party had begun in that club.


Karyn walked back into the house, covered in mud with a squirming three-year old in his arms. He crouched down and set Isabella down in front of him. "..."

He stared into her eyes, deciding whether or not he should let her go. "What would it take for you to behave, child?"

Isabella put a finger to her bottom lip and tapped her foot. She shrugged. "Well...you could play Top Model with me..."

Karyn raised an eyebrow. "The KARYN supposes it would be fine."

Isabella grinned and jumped up. "I have to get the stuff in my room!" She put a finger in between his eyes. "Wait here!" She ran off, leaving Karyn to decide if his decision was right or not.


Terra walked over to the DJ and tapped his shoulder. Once getting his attention, she leaned in closer to whisper something in his ear. She backed away and nodded before walking away.

The DJ took the mike and turned the music down a bit. "Just got a message: For all you lovers of celestial whatever's, go up to the roof. Heard a meteor shower was 'bout to go down."

He put the mike away and turned the music back up.

Starfire smiled upon hearing the message. "Friend Speedy! Shall you accompany me to the roof?"

"No..."

Starfire linked her arm with his and pouted. "Please? Please? Please?"

Speedy groaned and turned the other way. "No...not that..." Reluctantly, he turned his head back to meet her face. He groaned once more and sighed. "...fine..."

Starfire squealed and jumped up, leading him to the roof, all the while not noticing a group of four mischievous teenagers follow them.


"I'll be Tyra and you could be one of those models with the really skinny legs." Isabella stated before going into Tyra mode.

"Come on, Karyn! Be fierce! Fierce! FIIIIIACERA!!!!"

Karyn stumbled across the room with four-inch stilettos, a red halter dress, clown make-up, and a rainbow colored barrette in his hair.

Isabella shook her head and held up a hand. "I know...what...shall help you..." She stuck her nose up in the air. "I'll...be back..." She walked away.

Karyn sighed and sat down on the soft carpet. "Jeez, The KARYN heard about it but, The KARYN didn't know it would be that bad..."

"Baby-sitter!" Isabella yelled from behind him. "I have it! The tool to make you...amazing..."

From behind her, she took out a large gun, causing Karyn's eyes to widen ten-fold. "What're you gonna-"

Isabella grinned evilly and pointed the gun to his chest. " Say your prayers, Karyn..."


Barbara sat in a small, dark corner on the roof with Garfield, Terra, and Victor.

Garfield turned to Barbara. "When's the movie gonna start?"

Terra nodded, not bothering to turn to Barbara. "Yeah, all they did was look at the sky and talk about poodles..."

Barbara looked at her watch and smirked. "It should start about..." She took out her umbrella and popped it open over her head. "Now..."

At that, a sudden mass of rain fell on everyone but Barbara. She shrugged. "Don't worry, rain always brings out the romantic in people."

Speedy scoffed and flicked a strand of wet hair. "Way to go, Star. You made it rain."

Terra turned to Barbara with narrowed eyes. "Yeah, real romantic."

35 Minutes Later...

Speedy, now completely drenched, sighed and turned to Starfire. "Listen Star, maybe we should head back in."

Starfire shook her head and looked to the sky. "Friend Speedy, perhaps a few more minutes."

Speedy shook his head back at her. "No, ok? The news said the weather would get worse, Star."

Starfire pulled a stringy, wet strand of hair. "You knew it would rain and you let me come up here with you?"

Speedy scoffed and put his hands in his pockets. "Not that you would've trusted me."

Starfire scoffed back at him and crossed her arms, looking him straight in the eye. "Not that I had any reason to trust you..." She turned from him and walked to the roofs entrance. She turned the knob and sighed. "It's locked...marvelous..."

Speedy nodded. "Yeah, marvelous..."

Starfire ignored his comment and sat near the door.

Barbara tapped Terra's leg excitedly, a grin on her face. "Not romantic, huh? Isn't that what you were saying?"

Terra nodded and pointed to the couple before them. "That's exactly what I was saying!" She pointed to them again. "Not. Romantic."

Barbara waved her hand, as if dismissing her. "It will be. Just you wait."


Karyn sat on a large couch in the living room, completely covered with paint. He glared at Isabella sitting in front of him. His glare intensified. "The KARYN is no longer your friend child!"

Isabella shrugged. "So?"

Karyn narrowed his eyes at her before looking at his watch and grinning. "Your mother's time is almost up child!" He jumped up to stand on the couch and pointed at her. "VICTORY!!!"

Isabella tapped her chin. Time's almost up, huh?

Then, it's time to bring out the big guns...


Speedy groaned as he was being mercilessly pelted by rain. "All your fault, Star..." He said through clenched teeth.

Starfire scoffed at him and rolled her eyes. "Friend Speedy, may you please explain to me how this is my fault?"

Speedy tapped his index finger. "Well, number one: Your trust issues with people-"

"My trust issues with people?" Starfire asked while looking into the sky, a nonchalant look on her face. "I have no trust issues with anyone but, you ..."

Barbara, still in her little corner with the small group, lightly clapped her hands. "You guys...something's about to happen..."

Garfield stared at the couple intently. "Finally, I thought we would have to unlock the door and go home."

Speedy shook his head. "Trust issues with me?-"

"Would you like for me to count the reasons?" Starfire asked him, a new tone in her voice.

Speedy narrowed his eyes and nodded. "Yeah, actually I would."

Starfire counted off on each finger. "You are a liar, a cheater, a womanizer-" She paused and gave him a look of fake sincerity. "Oh, excuse me, Friend Speedy, may I use your hands when I run out of my own fingers and toes?"

Terra took in a sharp, slow breath and winced. "Ouch..."

Speedy pushed his wet hair back and took a step forward. "You know-" He scoffed. "Forget that. What the hell is it gonna take for you to trust me?!" He yelled as the rain seemed to be falling harder and louder with each passing second.

"Nothing!" Starfire yelled over the rain. "Nothing will make me trust you!" She stared straight into his eyes. "There. Is. No. Reason."

Victor shook his head and squinted at the couple.. "Wow, girls are mean."

Speedy took a step closer- well, it was more like a stomp, but whatever floats your poodle- to Starfire. "You want a reason?!" He yelled as the rain seemed to be pouring harder. "You want a fucking reason?!"

Starfire took a step forward, her heart practically jumping out of her chest. "Yes! I do want a reason!" She yelled back.

Speedy just grounded his teeth, stepped closer to her, grabbed the back of her neck and pulled her in for a kiss.

Everyone is the group gasped except for Barbara who grinned and nodded as if she were on a non-stop sugar rush. "I knew it! I knew it! Didn't I know it?"

Garfield covered his mouth to keep in a horror movie scream, while Victor hyperventilated and Terra stared in shock.

Terra nodded still in shock. "You knew it alright."

Barbara nodded excitedly, turning back to the couple. "I knew it!"

Garfield uncovered his mouth, taking in deep breaths. "I'm ok, I'm fine, I'm-" His eyes widened. "She's kissing him back! She's kissing him back! AAAAAA-" His high-pitched scream was stopped by the rest of the group covering his mouth.

Speedy pulled away from the kiss and gave Starfire a half-smile as she stared at him through half lidded eyes with a small smile on her face. He chuckled softly as they both brought their foreheads together. "Just trust me, ok?"

Barbara smiled. "Aww..." She stood up and stretched. "Well, I guess we should unlock the door now..."


Ok, before you stone me, I'd like to apologize for this late post.

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I hope that was good enough and hope I haven't lost any of my readers.

Anyhoozies, today's song was "Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes" -Fall Out Boy.

Sorry again!