Jaden drew his card.
"Need any help Jaden?"
He cracked a smile.
"Nice of you to drop by."
"You should know by now I'm always here when you need me."
"Alright Bill, I just drew that card that will protect me from your little ray gun."
"WHAT?!"
"I sacrifice both my Elemental Hero Captain Gold and my Elemental Hero Ocean to summon Yubel!"
(ATK: 0 DEF: 0)
"You've got to be kidding me!"
"Sorry Bill, but now that I've got Yubel in play if you attack me you'll only destroy yourself."
"Whatever, I won't need to attack your Yubel, you've already got another monster on your side of the field that I can destroy!"
"Actually no, see Sinister Serpent won't be sticking around because once per turn I need to sacrifice a monster on my side of the field to keep Yubel in play."
Jaden's Sinister Serpent vanished.
"And since Sinister Serpent returns to your hand during your standby phase you're just going to keep sacrificing it each and every turn to keep Yubel in play."
"Yes, and that means you can make no attack while I implement my strategy."
Billy started laughing.
"Oh what now?"
"Slacker, do you really think just because you've summoned your little guardian angle you've won this duel?"
"Yeah."
"What's your strategy? Are you expecting me to do the stupid thing and attack it? Or are you hoping to keep stalling until I run out cards to draw? Either way it won't work. Sure while Yubel is the only monster you have in play it's impossible for me to touch your life points, but just because your Yubel is invulnerable to my attacks doesn't mean it's invulnerable to my spells. There are cards in my deck that will let me destroy it, so slacker the only thing that separates you from defeat is the time it takes for me to draw one of those cards! Then Alexis will be mine!"
"Not if I have anything to say about it!"
Billy drew his card.
"Blast Sphere… Pity I can't use it's effect because I've got Light of Intervention in play… I pass."
"So Jaden, how shall we bring down this clinking, clanking, cacaphony of collisionous coke cans and cam shifts?" asked Yubel.
"Well you know me Yubel, I always have a plan."
"Well, I can see in your head, and right now you've got zip."
"Hey, I make them up as I go."
Jaden drew his card, it was the spell card Fake Hero, but since he didn't have any Heroes in his hand at the moment he couldn't use it.
"I'll just summon the Sinister Serpent that came back to my hand, and I'll use it to keep Yubel in play."
For the next two turns Jaden and Bill just kept passing their turns. Now Jaden had the cards Fake Hero, Cocoon Party, Contact, and Foolish Burial in his hand.
"I don't know how much longer I have till Billy draws something that will let him destroy Yubel. Well this next card at the top of my deck really feels like a winner."
Jaden drew his card.
"Neos! Wait a minute."
Jaden looked over the cards in his hand.
"This gives me an idea, it might not guarantee victory, but it's the only chance I've got."
"Will you hurry it up slacker?! Alexis is waiting!"
"I know, waiting for me. I play the spell card Foolish Burial, and I'll use it to send the Neo-Spacian Air Hummingbird in my deck to the graveyard. Next I'll activate the spell card Cocoon Party, with this I can special summon a chrysalis monster from my deck for every Neo-Spacian in my graveyard as long as they have different names, and since I have Flare Scarab and Air Hummingbird chilling out in the grave I'll special summon my Chrysalis Pinny and my Chrysalis Pantail!"
(ATK: 100 DEF: 700)
(ATK: 800 DEF: 300)
"Now I'll activate the spell card Contact, now my chrysalis monsters mature into Neo-Spacians Glow Moss and Dark Panther!"
(ATK: 300 DEF: 900)
(ATK: 1000 DEF: 500)
"But that's not all, now I activate the spell card Fake Hero so I can special summon Elemental Hero Neos!"
(ATK: 2500 DEF: 2000)
"So let me get this straight… You just summoned two wimpy little aliens, and your big bad space-man that can't even attack to fight my Perfect Machine King with over ten thousand attack points. What the **** were you thinking?"
"Hey! You can't say that word on TV!" said Jaden.
"Well I just did, now just end your turn so Alexis and I can be together at last."
"Who said my turn was over?"
"WHAT?!"
"I'm using my Elemental Hero Neos in a contact fusion with my Neo-Spacians Glow Moss and Dark Panther in order to summon… wait for it… Elemental Hero Chaos Neos!"
(ATK: 3000 DEF: 2500)
"So now you have a more powerful space-man, big deal!"
"Oh it's a very big deal, because now I'm going to activate his super power! Now to determine what happens next I need to toss a coin three times, speaking of which can I burrow that coin you used for your Gatling Dragon's effect?"
"NO!"
(Take a good guess why he won't let him use it)
"That's okay I've got a coin of my own."
"WAIT! How do I know that isn't a two headed coin?"
"Okay Bill, I'll show you my coin, after all I wouldn't want you to think I was some kind of cheater. This is heads and this is tails."
"Fine… Just hurry up and lose so Alexis and I can get to our honeymoon!"
As Jaden held up the coin a million things went through his head.
"This is it, only three tosses of this coin separate me from Alexis… I'm either her hero, or a zero… Boy I'm hungry… I wonder if it's too late for dinner… I wonder what I've got back home… Well that macaroni is just gonna go bad if I don't cook it."
"Hello! Earth to Jaden!" said Yubel.
"Oh yeah!"
Jaden tossed the coin three times.
"Heads… Heads… and Heads!"
"Jaden Yuki just got three heads!" said Laiza.
"Fantastic!" said Sabrina "… What happens now?"
"Why don't you watch and find out?"
Jaden's Elemental Hero Chaos Neos conjured a huge ball of dark energy and hurled it at Billy's Perfect Machine King, then there was a huge explosion.
"NO! MY MONSTER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
"It's Neos' super power, when I toss the coin and get three heads he destroys all the monsters on my opponent's side of the field."
"NO!"
"Yes, and that was just his special ability, now it's time for his direct attack!"
"NO! ALEXIS AND I BELONG TOGETHER! WE'RE LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND AMY ROSE, PETER PARKER AND MARY JANE WATSON, ANAKIN SKYWALKER AND PADME AMIDALA, BELLA SWAN AND EDWARD CULLEN!"
"Neos, finish him off."
Neos conjured another ball of energy and blasted Billy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
(Billy: 0)
The shocks from the electrified stadium floor overloaded the electronics in Billy's suit causing its internal systems to overload and explode. Several large pieces of Billy's armor flew off of him, and his helmet fell from his face, then he fell to the ground smoking.
"JADEN YUKI WINS!!!" exclaimed Laiza.
The audience burst into applause.
Billy picked up the card at the top of his deck. It was Tribute to the Doomed, one more turn and he could have used it to destroy Jaden's Yubel and attack him directly.
"No… It's not fair… IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!!! THIS DUEL DOESN'T COUNT!!!"
"Take it easy psycho." said Jaden "You blew it you lose."
Suddenly Billy pulled a big gun out from behind his back.
"I ought to blow you away you miserable little…"
"Woah… Let's not do anything hasty Bill…"
"**** YOU!!! THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE WON THAT DUEL WITHOUT CHEATING!!!"
"You can stop calling Jaden a cheater!"
"Who said that?!"
"Syrus!"
Syrus came into the stadium.
"It wasn't a glitch that caused Jaden's monsters to lose half their attack and defense points at the start of the duel."
"Yeah!" said Hassleberry "You sabotaged it after you knocked the sarge out in the park."
"And I'm willing to bet you used a two headed coin when you used Gatling Dragon's effect" said Jasmine.
"That's why you wouldn't let Jaden burrow it when he asked." said Mindy.
"And let's not forget my favorite part." said Blair "Roll it."
On the stadium's big screen it showed Billy pulling the Hyper-Death Ray card out from underneath his gauntlet. The whole audience started to boo him.
"Why you little… Wait a minute… How did you all get here?"
"We hitched a ride with Detective Sellers." said Atticus smiling.
"Who?"
Suddenly bright lights flashed on in the stadium.
"FREEZE!"
Detective Seller and an entire SWAT team entered the stadium with their weapons aimed at Billy.
"Billy Jobs, you are under arrest for the kidnappings of Jaden Yuki and Alexis Rhodes, and for using profane language on international television."
At that moment Billy lost it.
"YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL CRAZY!!!"
Without warning he grabbed Jaden by the throat.
"Put down that gun!"
"NOBODY TAKE ANOTHER STEP FORWARD OR I'LL SPREAD HIS BRAINS LIKE JAM ON ******* TOAST!"
"PUT THE GUN DOWN!"
"**** YOU! I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!! I'LL SLICE YOU! AND I'LL DICE YOU! AND I'LL COOK YOU ALL INTO MEAT PIES!!!"
BANG!!!
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Billy had been shot, as he fell to the ground they all saw Chazz behind him holding a smoking gun.
"Chazz! Woah… I didn't know you cared." said Jaden.
"I don't, but if anything happened to you Alexis would never get over it."
"That reminds me! Lexi!"
While the officers took Billy away to treat his bullet wound before carting him off to prison one of them took the keys to Alexis' cage.
"Hold on a sec Ms. Rhodes, I'll let you out."
When Alexis was let go she felt a sharp pain go through her limbs, it was because the chains blocked the blood flow.
"Alexis! I'm so glad you're okay!"
POW!
"OW! Gess, what was that for?"
"That's for putting my future up to a series of stupid contests like I was some prize to be won!"
"Lexi I… I had no choice… Billy he…"
Alexis cut him off and pulled him close.
"And this is for saving me."
Without warning she kissed him hard on the lips.
Bob was found beat up in Billy's basement along with Kamilla, they along with the models Laiza, Sabrina, and Alessandra wouldn't be charged because it wasn't until after they saw Alexis in her cage that they realized she had been held against her will. Billy's servants however were charged with being his accomplices. Jaden was just glad that Alexis was okay.
"Why don't we move the wedding up to next weekend?"
"What?!" exclaimed Jaden.
"Jaden I've been locked up in a cage for God knows how long and you saved me, there is one thing I really want to do, but I can't because we're not married yet and I'd rather not have to fear for my immortal soul."
"Well since you put it that way… It's just that there's so much to do."
"Don't worry, we'll take care of everything!" said Mindy.
"Yeah, we'll get started right away!" said Jasmine.
"Uh guys."
Syrus pointed at his watch, it was about 2:18 AM.
"Okay, first thing in the morning."
(To be continued)
I'm pretty sure you can guess what happens in the next chapter