Premiere of 'Unexpected Alliances',
Sunday, 10:45 p.m.
Tokyo, Japan
Derrick turned paler than an albino. "W-well y-you know we USED to be best friends." He stuttered out. Massie narrowed her eyes dangerously. "Derrick are you a wet dog?" Derrick nervously shook his head. "Then why are you lying?" Annie looked puzzled. "What does a wet dog have to do with lying?" She asked stupidly. Claire rolled her eyes. "Well looks like someone isn't the brightest star in the sky." Claire muttered under her breath. Massie laughed louder than she needed to. Annie still didn't get it. "When a wet dog wants to dry off, then it lies in the sun!" Massie snapped turning her attention back to Derrick. By now he was starting to look faint. "You know it really is funny how you think that this bimbo over here is going to make me get down on my knees and start bawling for you to take me back." Massie said evenly. Derrick sighed. "Look I understand that both of us hate each other right now, but can't we at least be... decent to each other? As in not trying to kill the other one." Massie tapped her long pointer finger against her puffy lips while she thought.
Claire noticed that Derrick seemed to stare at her face al little longer than needed. "You know I have actually for once had enough drama. So I'm willing to make a compromise. You let me and Claire keep Selena for a while, and I won't show the tabloids that picture that I took of you in France picking your nose, and running around in a Speedo, and wearing a bra. But if you don't let us keep her, well then you might as well kiss my friendship and your career goodbye." Derrick looked at Cam nervously. Cam glared at Massie, then turned to Derrick. "Well its your decision, but I'm just telling you right now, that if you let them keep my kid, then I will never speak to you again. So you choose. Me or Massie." Cam and Massie both stared Derrick down with cold hard stares. Annie and Ellie took this opportunity to go praise Claire.
Suddenly to Derrick's relief, Connor Foley and Hadley Durk came strutting over to Massie and Claire. Claire and Hadley hugged, while Connor and Massie just stared each other down. Connor kissed Claire on her cheeks, and much to Claire's pleasure, Cam flinched. Hadley approached Massie and arched her eyebrow. "So you're gonna give me the cold shoulder is that it?" Massie rolled her eyes and cracked a little half-smile, then hugged Hadley. "Honey I was afraid that you were never gonna say hello so I had to come over and say hello." Claire and Massie laughed.
Connor turned to Massie. "Hey sugar darling. How are you hanging in with out me?" Massie rolled her eyes. " Connor any self respecting young woman can hold up with you." Connor smirked. "I don't know, I mean did you see Miley Cyrus when I broke up with her? I mean she was all depressed, and she kept calling me and saying, 'Connor what did I ever do?! I still love you!' And she even wrote a song for me called ' Broken phone calls' because I kept hanging up on her." Connor seemed to be proud of this. This time Hadley rolled her eyes. "Connor get over yourself. I happen to know that Miley has gotten over you and hates you know. LIke she should." Connor pouted at Hadley, then kissed her on the nape of her neck. Hadley rolled her eyes and pushed him away. "You know how I hate it when you kiss me in public!" Massie and Claire laughed, while Derrick, Cam, Josh, and their girlfriends tried to sneak away.
Without even looking at them, Massie said, "Sit down Derrick. I'm not done with you." Derrick reluctantly sat down. Claire decided to have a little fun with Connor, to make Cam jealous. "So Connor you are looking mighty fine in that Armani suit. Custom made?" Claire asked with a twinkle in her blue eyes. Connor smirked at her. "Of course. And you look like a goddess in that gown. Cavalli?" Claire giggled. "You know me too well." Connor snickered. Hadley shot Claire a puzzled look. Massie whispered something in Hadley's ear, and Hadley winked at Claire. Connor took Claire hand, and kissed it. "So my lady will I be escorting you to the after party for our amazing movie?" Claire rolled her eyes. "Well it sounds so tempting, but I actually have to go home and take care of a kid." Connor and Hadley looked at her in horror. "Claire, already? But you are so young! Who is the dad?" Hadley said turning a pit pale. Massie and Claire laughed. "Its not ours, its our niece! Her parents were abusing her so we are holding on to her for a while." Hadley and Connor sighed in relief.
Then Hadley frowned. "Gawd! What kind of parents would abuse their kids?! Idiots!" Cam turned red in the cheeks, and was about to stand up and retort, but Massie shot him the most deadly glare he had ever seen. "Well bye Hadley and Connor! We have to get home! Tell Scarlett and Orlando I said hello! And tell Scarlett to call me so that me, Massie, her and you can go out sometime." Claire said as she and Massie walked away.
On the girls way out, Ellie and Annie caught up with them. "Bye Claire! Bye Massie! It was totally amazingly fabulous to meet you girls. You are such inspirations to my singing career!" Annie said as she leaned in to kiss Massie and Claire's cheeks. The girls rolled their eyes and stepped back so that Annie kissed the air instead of their flawless, glittery cheeks. Ellie blushed for Annie, who simply shrugged her shoulders and stalked off back to Derrick. Ellie cleared her throat. "Yeah it was really nice meeting you girls. I love to watch you on the runways. Call me when you get a contract with Victoria's Secret!" She joked. Massie and Claire purposely didn't laugh so that Ellie would get the message to back off. Thankfully she did, and scampered back to Cam's lap.
Suddenly Claire had an urge to make Ellie see what a jerk Cam really was. "Hold on." She said to Massie as she walked over to Ellie and Cam again. "So Cam where is Nikki? I thought that she was your new knight in shining armor." Cam turned pale as Ellie turned to him and crinkled her perfect ski jump nose in confusion. Claire smirked. "Oh what? Haven't you told Ellie that your ex-girlfriend is a psychopath? Or that you HAD a little daughter Jodi?" Ellie's eyes widened in horror. "Cam Fisher! You have a child?! Why didn't you tell me?!" Ellie yelled as she bounded from his lap and glared at him. Derrick and Josh exchanged a worried glance, but stayed put.
Suddenly Alessandra the underwear model spoke. "Will you pathetic girls leave my babies alone?!" She had the most annoying high-pitched voice that Claire had ever heard. Massie looked around for Alicia and Kristen.
Kristen off talking to Heidi Klum about the importance of using the inside of your foot in soccer instead of the heel, while Alicia was standing next to Kristen pretending to care about soccer. Surprisingly Heidi was actually fascinated with Kristen's words. Perfect. Massie waved Alicia over. Alicia excused herself and strolled over to Massie rolling her eyes. "Thank you so much! I thought I was going to have to kill myself before Kristen shut up!" Massie giggled then pointed to Alessandra rudely. "Alicia, meet Josh's new girlfriend Alessandra. Apparently the guys are her 'babies'." Josh, Cam and Derrick looked taken aback by Massie's rude tone, and lack of covering up the fact that she hated Alessandra.
Alessandra looked Alicia up and down the snickered. "Looks like someone needs to cut down on the Caramel Lattes." Alessandra said while watching Alicia's eyes turn black with hatred and anger. "I'm sorry? At least I don't resemble piggly wiggly! Hello? Ever heard of a diet? Of course not! Your a fat model after all!" Massie and Claire burst out laughing. Alessandra narrowed her eyes and stood up knocking down her chair. "Excuse me?! Fat model?! I am an underwear model!" Alicia smirked. "Exactly my point." Alessandra looked at Josh for help, but all he could do was shrug helplessly. " If I'm fat and I'm a model, then what do you call skinny?!" She shrieked. "Runway models. You know the ones that actually have thin bodies, and legs. Instead of a cellulite ass." Massie snickered. "Really?! Well if you are such an expert on runway models, then why don't you know one?!" Alessandra acted as if she had just won the lottery.
Alicia, Massie and Claire all burst out laughing. "Dumb ass! My two BFFs are runway models! No scratch that, they are SUPERMODELS! Meet Massie Block and Claire Lyons!" Alicia said while snickering at Alessandra's envious gaze at Massie and Claire's microscopic body fat compared to hers. Massie had had enough drama for now, and she was in desperate need of a cocktail, so she and the PC (not counting Dylan) stalked off towards their waiting limo. Alicia heard Alessandra screaming insults after her like, "Ewlicia Slutira! You whore! Bitch! Slut! Faker! You totally have a boob job!" Alicia snickered at the last comment. She briefly turned around and pushed her boobs forward, to create even more cleavage in her dress. "Its all natural honey." With that she flipped Alessandra off and slinked back to Massie's side. Claire giggled. "Nice diss." Alicia did the sexy pout thing that she had done earlier in the limo to cheer Claire up. "Its all natural honey!" The girls all laughed, as they pulled up to their hotel.
When they finally got upstairs to their rooms, Selena was fast asleep on Dylan's bed, and Dylan was watching a gossip channel. Dylan rose and hugged the girls when they entered her room. "So how didi it go?" Claire shrugged. "It was alright. Very interesting if you know what I mean." Massie and Claire winked at each other then giggled. "What did I miss?" Alicia, Dylan and Kristen asked. "Nothing. So was Selena well behaved? It looks like you girls had... fun." Massie said as she surveyed the empty buckets of red bean ice cream, Coke, and half eaten pastries on the floor surrounding the TV. Dylan burped. "Lets just say that Selena has taken after her fabulous aunt when it comes to a good time. With food that is." Alicia rolled her eyes as she kicked off her heels and retreated to her room. Kristen kissed Selena goodnight, then sleepily walked to her room.
"Selena is sleeping in my room tonight." Claire said as she picked up Selena and carried her to her bedroom, Massie in behind her. "She is going to have to go on a diet tomorrow." Massie said from Claire's bathroom, as Claire woke Selena up and dressed her in her pajamas. Claire rolled her eyes. "Why?" Massie snorted. "Because she probably pigged out like Dylan, and we don't want her to end up a fat dork like Dylan, so we need to get her used to a skinny persons diet." Selena rubbed her eyes sleepily. "Mommy? Why was my daddy on TV with another lady? Why wasn't he with my mommy?" Claire kissed the top of Selena's head. "Don't worry about it. I'll take care of that. You just go to sleep ok?" Selena nodded as she dozed back off to sleep.
Massie came out of the bathroom and glanced at Selena. "She is definitely going on a diet tomorrow. Look at that double chin." Claire rolled her eyes. "Goodnight to you too Massie." Massie rolled her eyes then stalked out of the suite. Claire sighed, changed into her pajamas, and snuggled into bed with Selena. Claire hugged Selena closely. Just incase a psychopath named Nikki decided to sneak in and murder her daughter.
Suddenly Claire's phone rang. "Hello?" She answered groggily. "Claire. Its me. I want you to come to New York. Now." Claire gasped. "Oh. My. God."
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