''What the fuck? Fucking Boy-Who-Lived-To-Fuck-With-My-Life. What the fuck does he think he's doing touching my girlfriend. Sneaky bastard, just wait until I get him on his own, cheeky little shit won't know what hit him.'' Ron fumed as he paced back and forth in his small bedroom at Grimmauld Place, throwing himself down on the bed he carefully as not to be heard by his mother as some of the language would have made the most hardened of sailors blush. ''He gets the girl, fame and has the money to buy anything he could ever want. Why the fuck can't I be in the lime light for once, I deserve it, after all i've put up with from him. Loss of sleep cause of his Voldemort dreams, should have compensation for all the injuries i've had to put up with: the broken leg from Padfoot, broken nose from Malfoy cause I defended him, all the scars from the war, hell I should just be given a key to his vault. Bastard no one touches my girlfriend but me, just you wait Potter.''
Unnoticed by Ron the Twins and Ginny had been listening in on the red heads monologue. Sneaking away from the door and creeping their way into the safety of Ginny's room where they placed silenceing and locking charms on the door to provide they had some privacy for the conversation ahead of them.
''Wow Ron really is done in the head if he thinks that Hermione is his girlfriend.'' George commented as he made himself comfortabl on what used to be Hermione's bed. Reclining back into the pillows the two remaining occupants of the room looked at him with undisguised confusion adding to the fact that they hadn't yet recovered from Ron's colourful language, left them with a familiar face to what they were sportting when the found the condom.
Being the first of the two to recover Fred added to George's statement. ''Mate why would Mione want to be with Ron when she has Harry the blokes so much better suited to her, whereas her and Ron all they'd do is squabble and fight, and quite frankly whilst watching Ron turn 5 shades of red is funny definitly something I would'nt mind seeing caught on tape, I don't think that Hermione realises just what she is making him think. Ron as we all know loves to fight with Mione and he seems to think that it is caused by URST.'' Feeling pleased with himself Fred made his way over to Ginny's bed and copied his Twin's postion on the other bed in the room.
Finally gathering her senses Ginny gave each of the Twin's a skepticall look before asking. "What's URST?''
Judgeing by the shocked expressions on the Twin's faces they were expecting her to have atleast an idea as to what URST was as she spent 10 months of the year surrounded by teenagers who just happened to ooze the stuff.
''URST Ginny is what the muggles have so rightly called unreolved sexual tension.'' Fred answered.
Laughing at the obsurdity that Ron thought that he and Hermione had sexual tension, Ginny flopped down into the chair in the corner of the room. ''He can't think that can he. Thats just so wrong on so many levels.'' She sais as the laughing changed to the occasional chuckle and giggle fit.
"Baby sis this is Won-Won we are talking about. His brain is the size of that rat he had oh so long ago.'' George exclaimed. ''And do you want to know the best bit, he had this whole big scheme to try and woo the lovely Miss Granger.''
''Now I think that calls in big red letters PRANK don't you.'' Fred finished for him.
''Okay whats the plan then, cause I ain't being left in the dark on this one.'' Ginny gleeful said as the opportunity to humiliate Ron became a very reliable source of entertainment in the otherwise dreary Grimmauld Place.
''Don't worry Gin you happen to play very valuable part in the diabolical plan to humiliate Ron we wouldn't think of leaving you out of this one, as I recall you are every bit the prankster we are. Right so here's the plan...''