Hey guys! I just thought I'd write another fanfic while being depressed about American Idol. And the fact that I have to wait all summer for new episodes of The Mentalist. The season finale was amazing! Lisbon so likes Jane! I mean, really: "Some people care about you," *cough Lisbon cough* Anyways, I decided to do something different while writing my more serious stories. (Note that I said stories. I am working on another story that may or may not be published. It's kind of "out there"…)

Disclaimer: I do not own The Mentalist, The Teletubbies, or Hungry Hungry Hippos…

MindReader3614- Jane (because he is just that awesome)

AgentLisbon- Lisbon (…)

Graceful222- Van Pelt (haha get it?)

Books4Life- Cho (self-explanatory)

Hungryhungryhippo- Rigsby (I was thinking of that game, "Hungry Hungry Hippos")

MindReader3614 has just signed in

Books4Life has just signed in

MindReader3614: Cho!

Books4Life: Hm… let me guess. Jane?

MindReader3614: Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

Books4Life: Jane, stop.

MindReader3614: Now where's the fun in that, my little monotonic friend?

Books4Life: Your little WHAT?

Graceful222 has just signed in

MindReader3614: I'll use my powers to predict who you are…. Van Pelt!

Graceful222: Wow! That's right!

Books4Life: He's not a real psychic, you know. It's kind of obvious who you are.

Graceful222: Oh shush, Cho. That was unnecessary. Even though we know he's not a real psychic, let him have his fun!

MindReader3614: I would have pegged you as someone who used the AIM lingo, Van Pelt.

Graceful222: Well, I don't. I'm not 15 years old, you know.

Books4Life: AIM lingo is immature, Jane.

MindReader3614: Hey! I'm not using it! Don't criticize me!

Hungryhungryhippo has just signed in

MindReader3614: Rigsby! Welcome!

Hungryhungryhippo: Jane, right?

MindReader3614: Oui!

Hungryhungryhippo: Oui? What the hell is oui?

Books4Life: It means yes, dummy.

Hungryhungryhippo: Sorry, Cho. I didn't get a major in Spanish.

Graceful222: It's French, Wayne…

Hungryhungryhippo: You see what I mean? No major!

MindReader3614: Oh! Lisbon's in her office! Look alive, people. Look alive.

AgentLisbon has just signed on

AgentLisbon: Get off AIM now! Why are you on during work?

MindReader3614: The better question is why are you online when you are supposed to be doing paperwork?

AgentLisbon: I actually work, Jane. Unlike SOME people whom just sleep on couches all day.

MindReader3614: I'm not sleeping right now, am I?

AgentLisbon: Jane! You are getting on my last nerve…

Graceful222: You guys bicker like married couple.

Books4Life: Ha. Nice one, Van Pelt.

MindReader3614: Lisbon, I know you're blushing right now.

AgentLisbon: Shut up, Jane.

MindReader3614: See? It's true! And Lisbon, you really have no sense of creativity. I mean, "AgentLisbon"? Come on!

Hungryhungryhippos: This is so fun to watch!

AgentLisbon: WHO IS THIS?

MindReader3614: That's Rigsby, duh!

Hungryhungryhippos: Hi, boss…

AgentLisbon: Hungry hungry hippos?

I hope you liked it! I have a really weird sense of humor, if it's not already obvious. I am starting the quote game, inspired by the story "Planet Jisbon". It's the quote game! So pick your favorite quote and go ride off into Teletubby Land!