Somewhere on the other side of the country, a body seemingly out of nowhere appeared at the edge of a field located in rural Yorkshire.

Groaning quietly the body of what would at first glance would resemble something out of a horror movie, with the unkempt hair, the beard that looked quite like a shag rug that had been left outside for far too long, but in actual fact this man was none other than the notorious mass murder once known as Sirius Black.

With the minimal light surrounding him, Sirius stumbled around in the dark until he finally regained the function of his feet and legs.

"Okay that's weird, one minute I'm at the Ministry fighting the Death Nibblers and next I'm here... yeah where exactly am I." He whispered to no one in particular.

After much stumbling and groping around he finally managed to get to the road alongside the field he had spotted not too long after winding up on the ground for the tenth time in the past 10 minutes.

Silently he apparated away leaving no noise except the slight popping as he left.

Reappearing outside the dingy house he had called home. Sirius stood quietly and took in the house as it slowly materialized before his eyes. Crossing the road and walking away from the cover of the trees he, trekked up to the door and into the house that still haunted his nightmares even before he spent 12 years imprisoned with the foulest creatures that are known to man.

Stepping into the hallway he, stopped, shocked out the changes that had undergone, in what he believed to be the space of a few hours, when in fact it was closer to 2 years. Overcoming his temporary paralysis he moved from the spot, where his feet had been stuck to, out into the light of the kitchen where he came face to face with the people he loved the most, yet somehow they looked more in pain and grief than ever before.

"Alright who died and made you lot a right sight for sore eyes." He exclaimed as he moved fully into the room so that he had a clear view of everyone sat at the table.

All he was greeted with was disbelieving stares, before he was smothered by one of the ever present Mrs. Weasley bear hugs that squeezed out all the air he had in his lungs.

As soon as Mrs. Weasley released him he was once again engulfed by the ragged werewolf who had tears running down his cheeks.

"Hey Mooney. What's got everyone so glum?" Sirius said into Remus' ear, trying, but failing miserably to console the distraught man in his arms.

"Yyyyyooouu ddied" Remus sobbed shakily, as his trembling got so bad that, he managed to bring both of them to the ground on their knees.

"No, No Mooney, we were just at the Ministry, We fought so Moldy shorts would get his hands on the prophecy, and gain the weapon as Dumbles says." Sirius jested trying to shake the morbid mood that had descended upon them.

Cautiously Remus loosened his death grip on Sirius, as if he were scared he might disappear if he completely let go so he kept one hand firmly on Sirius' forearm.

The rustling from the others in the room brought Sirius' attention to main question that he wanted to ask. "What do you mean I died? Last thing I remember is…oh oh, Fuck! That bitch she killed me." Sirius said as the memory finally struck him of when the killing curse hit him in the chest.

"Yes Sirius, Bellatrix hit you with the killing curse, and then you fell through the veil, in the Department of Mystery's. You shouldn't be alive, it's not possible." Minerva wept, as she took in the appearance of her former student and friend.

"How long ago was that?"

"It's coming close to 2 years now." Arthur answered, making his presence known.

"Wow. Harry, where's Harry?" Sirius asked becoming increasingly alarmed at the lack of children running around the house.

"Relax Sirius, the children are fine. They're sleeping, well almost all of them are anyways" Moody's growled out, as his magical eye went haywire, frantically spinning around in his eye socket.

"What do you mean most of them?"

"That Godson of yours is up at all hours." Mrs. Weasley said with a disgusted look on her face.

"What!"

"Harry and Hermione, they're doing it all over. Dining room, kitchen table, their bed, shower, library, roof, garden, swimming pool and the beach." Tonks listed off, using her fingers to emphasize her point.

"Really, Prongs Jnr and Hermione. Okay fill me in." Sirius said as he took the last available seat at the table, next to Remus who had yet to let go of his best friend.

"After you fell into the veil, basically Voldemort" Remus said as he shivered at the use of that name. "Possessed Harry and was seen by Fudge who retracted everything he had said about Albus and Harry. Kids went back to school, summer came and Harry went to the Burrow. School started Harry and Albus started looking for the Horocrux's which Voldemort created. The first one was the diary that Harry destroyed in his 2nd year. The next one poisoned Albus' hand so that it would become dead. The third a locket was located and Harry and Albus went to retrieve it, they got back and the Death Eaters had stormed the castle. Albus faked his own death. Harry went into frenzy. Bill got cut up pretty bad by Greyback, but he is not a full werewolf he merely has the strange mood swings and eating habits deal going on. The wedding went ahead. Then Harry, Hermione and Ron disappeared we didn't hear from them for over 4 months. They were caught and captured by the Malfoy's. Escaped and broke into Gringotts stole Hufflepuff's cup from Bellatrix's vault and rode out of there on the back of a dragon. The fifth was Ravenclaw's diadem which they found in the school once they broke into the school and started to fight back against the teachers, Hermione and Ron destroyed that by using the Basilisk venom in the chamber of secrets. The sixth Horocrux was Nagini his pet snake, Neville made that easy by lopping off her head. The last Horocrux Harry won't talk about it. Though the impression you get from him is that it caused him great pain to walk into the forest and to his death. I think that the night Moldy killed Lily and James, he left a part of his soul in Harry as a byproduct after the killing curse rebounded and hit him." Remus explained, with a thoughtful look gracing his aging features.

"At the end of it all, it was just one curse, Harry continually teased Moldy, pretty funny to watch. Harry always could find the perfect moment when your weaknesses were most detectable." Arthur continued. "After that he just took off, Hermione in tow. We think they went to Australia to retrieve her parents. Whilst they were gone, who knows what happened. Next thing we know is Molly's having a heart attack after finding something called a Codnoom in the dining room along with a bra."

"Bugger, a lot has happened then."

"Mate you don't know the half of it."

So with that in mind the adults sat down to fill in all the blanks, answer any of the questions they were asked and. By the time that Sirius had been updated, fed and watered it was well after 2am.