Here's the mission debriefing! I'm so enjoying this!

Elizabeth and Carson are still in Atlantis so it's season 3? Yeah, Ronon's there too so season 3!

Hope you enjoy reading what I've enjoyed writing!

The Debriefing

Sitting around the table in the conference room were Lt. Colonel Sheppard, Teyla, Ronon, Dr. Carson Beckett, Dr. Elizabeth Weir and the one and only Dr. Rodney McKay. Of these people sitting around the table all but two weren't laughing, these two were none other than Sheppard and McKay.

Carson looked at Sheppard and McKay before saying to Elizabeth with his Scottish brogue, "Do yae think that they've gone a wee bit hysterical?" He himself thought the entire situation was absurdly hilarious but he refused to laugh; he settled for quiet chuckling.

Elizabeth, who was an expert at not laughing due to being a mediator, looked at Carson before focusing on the two troublesome boys at the bottom of the table. "Colonel, Doctor. Do you think you could perhaps in form me as to how you escaped the natives on PXR-924?" She gave them a stern and reprimanding look befitting a mother, but it only served to make the duo laugh harder.

Ronon shifted slightly in his seat before responding to Elizabeth's question for the two hyena's next to him. "Sheppard mentioned that McKay can play a piano on the planet, the natives held us at gun and knife point so McKay would play. He played, they cried, we got outta there. Simple." His reply was to the point and less of a grunt as a grumble of displeasure, he still wasn't happy at being threatened by a bunch of cowards.

"Okay, so why are the Colonel and Rodney laughing like the Joker?" Carson wondered aloud, his wondering didn't help with Sheppard's or McKay's laughter and they began to hyperventilate. "Easy laddies, don't make me get out a needle." He added making sure his voice was slightly menacing. He hoped that it would sober the pair up.

It most definitely did.

Sheppard collapsed back into his chair whilst McKay leaned against the table as he desperately tried to breathe.

"Couldn't help it Carson." Sheppard panted out between deep-breaths. "Too funny not to laugh."

"What's so funny about this John, you could've died?" Elizabeth snapped, glaring at the Colonel waiting for an answer.

McKay chose that moment to gasp, "Can-can..." before he was off giggling again, his entire body shaking.

"Can you explain to me what the can-can has got to do with this?" Elizabeth said before her eyes widened slightly in shock."

"Sheppard said that McKay made the locals cry by playing something called 'The Can-can'." Ronon grunted as Sheppard dissolved into another fit of laughter and McKay continued to giggle.

Carson looked at Ronon and said, "Are yae serious lad?" he looked incredulously at the two hyenas when Ronon nodded at him before joining them in gales of laughter.

Ronon and Teyla looked at each other in confusion as the three men continued to laugh.

Elizabeth herself bit her lip in an effort to not join in the laughter. Glancing at the watch on her wrist she suddenly announced, "Well, this mission debriefing is over. Why don't you all go down to the infirmary and have your post-mission check-up before turning in?" Without a second glance to see if any of them had actually listened she left the room incredibly quickly and made a bee-line for her office.

Once she was inside she mentally locked the door. Leaning against it she let her laughter out and slid down the door to the floor. All she could think of was 'Saved by the Can-can!'

FIN

Well, I hoped you liked it. After all, I'm new at doing SGA fics so I can't be brilliant at everything! Doesn't mean I won't try of course!

What did you think of it? I like reviews quite a lot so if you'd be so kind... ^.^

If I ever go to another planet I'm making sure I know how to play the Can-Can! LOLz