Claire's Loft,

Thursday, 6:30 p.m.

Paris, France

... was Chris Abeley and a short, curvy, tan, woman. Massie still petrified bent down and picked up the phone from the floor. "Hello? This is Alicia Rivera. Please leave a message after the beep. Thanks for calling amigos!" It was Alicia's answering machine. "A-Alicia, me and Claire are here in Paris. Come over here ASAP. I feel like I'm gonna die. You will never guess who I just saw staying in the apartment across the street from us. Don't call me back and ask who it is. Just tell everyone to jump on a plane. NOW!" Massie hung up, and screamed, "Claire! Claire! Claire! I feel sick! Help!" Massie didn't really feel sick she just wanted Claire's attention. Claire came rushing out of the bathroom and ran over to Massie.

Massie pointed to Chris Abeley and the curvy lady across the street. Claire gasped. "How did they... When did they... What?" Massie smirked. "Don't you see how perfect this is?! We can totally show Chris how famous and beautiful we are! Then he will wish that he was going out with us!" "But Massie we already have boyfriends! Why would we do that?!" Massie rolled her eyes. "For fun." Claire sighed.

Suddenly Dempesy Solomon and his retarded girlfriend, Brita came up to Chris and started talking to him. Massie's body filled with envy. She was supposed to be the one down there talking to Chris and making him jealous. Nawt Brita miss Playboy bunny/ park ranger! Massie shot invisible daggers at Brita as she grabbed Claire and dragged her to the bathroom.

"Claire its time we get ready to party. As twins." Claire looked puzzled. "We are both going to be wearing the same purple sequined Catherine Maladrino cocktail dress. We want to look hot for them. So why not wear the same thing to make us even more of sisters?" Claire shrugged her shoulders as Massie grabbed a beautiful purple cocktail dress. "Hey this looks like the dress that Taylor Momsen was wearing in the June issue of Teen Vogue?" Claire asked. Massie smirked. "Yeah but I bought them first." Claire rolled her eyes, as she and Massie curled their hair into loose waves, and applied smokey eyes to each other. They each slipped on the same purple 3-inch Derek Lam patent leather heels, and grabbed the same purple sequined Fendi clutch. " Wait! Claire if we are twins we have to smell the same. How about Escada's Moon Sparkle?" Claire smelled it and nodded in agreement. After they smelled good, looked good, and felt good, it was time to put on their silver Burberry trench coats. Massie glared at Claire when she tried to tie it. "Leave it open." They were finally ready.

They strutted down stairs in perfect time with each other. "Massie how are we going to get in to their apartment?" Claire suddenly asked. Massie rolled her eyes. "Obviously we are going to walk!" But the doorman stopped them. "I'm zorry, but ze people you are zeeing, aren't expecting any vizitors." The doorman said in broken up english. Massie rolled her eyes then tossed 5 hundred dollar bills at the doorman. (I can't remember how many euros that is, so lets just pretend that its a lot of money! lol!) The doorman instantly scooped up the money and let the girls inside. "That was easy." Massie said as she and Claire took the elevator up to Chris's floor.

His apartment must be across from Massie's window, so it was obviously room 32C. Massie rang the buzzer. "Wait! What are we gonna say?!" Claire whisper panicked. "We are gonna just pretend that we got the wrong room. Gawd Kuh-laire! Spaz much?!" Massie and Claire checked themselves for flaws. None. They were ready. The door swung open revealing Brita and the short curvy lady. "OMG! Its Massie Block and Claire Lyons! What are you guys doing here?!" Brita yelled. Suddenly a group of equally annoying and curvy women ran over to the door. "Brita you weren't lying when you said you thought you saw them across the street! I am your biggest fan!" Yelled a short, fat redhead. Massie and Claire both fake smiled. The tan curvy woman who was with Chris spoke now. "Can I help you girls?" Claire spoke up. "Oh no! Its ok! We got the wrong room. Sorry about that." Massie and Claire turned to leave, when suddenly Brita yelled, "Well since your here, why not come on inside and see Dempesy and Chris? And join our little party?" Massie smiled. "Thats so nice of you, but you don't have to." Brita rolled her eyes and yanked the girls inside.

The apartment was ugly. It was filled with like all of these posters for saving the walruses, and stuff. "Boys! Look who we have with us! Supermodels Claire Lyons and Massie Block! Isn't that amazing?!" Brita and her other friends yelled. Massie and Claire practically towered over everyone, who was either 5'1 or 5'4. Chris sauntered into the room. "What are you girls screaming about..." Chris looked straight at Massie. She looked hotter than she did 11 years ago! And Claire looked like a blond Massie double. Except of curse she was cute in her own way. "What are you girls doing here?" Dempesy said surprised. "Oh we live across the street. We were looking for a different apartment but we go sucked in." Claire said as innocent as she could.

Dempsey and Chris took the girls coats off and stared at their every move. "Ok so like tell us everything about being a supermodel!" Brita and her friends all sat in a circle around Massie and Claire who sitting on the couch. Massie and Claire exchanged an eyeroll. "Well there are a lot of photo shoots, and like you have to go to a lot of fashion shows. And you party a lot. And of course shop a lot." Massie and Claire decided to skip all the parts about how almost everyone has an eating disorder in the business, and how there are a lot of druggies, and they treat you like an emotionless doll at the photo shoots. They didn't want to ruin the girls fantasies. Brita and her friends listened to everything they said intently. Massie noticed how the curvy, tan woman was ignoring them and was only talking to Chris and Dempesy, who were now ignoring the girls. (?)

Suddenly Massie said, "Hey Brita whats you cell number? I'll call you and stuff and send you pics from backstage of my fashion shows." Claire looked at Massie like she had gone crazy. Massie winked at her, and whispered to her, "Don't worry. She could come in handy sometime." Brita was overjoyed. "Its 555-1238!! And you can call me anytime you want!" Massie smirked. "Oh I will." Massie took out her phone and texted Brita.

Massiekur: hey brit! its mass. ok who is that tan girl hanging on chris??

BabyBrita: Oh thats his wife Julia. they r moving 2 italy in like 4 days. they r just crashing here with me and dempy.

Massie hated the fact that Brita called Dempesy "Dempy", but she just kept a fake smile plastered on her face the whole time.

Massiekur: Thanx brit, but who is dempy??

BabyBrita: Oh thats what i call dempesy. We r married u kno.

Massiekur: Yeah i kno. ok well me and claire gotta go. bye! call me later.

Massie snapped her phone shut before Brita could make anymore annoying requests. "Well it was nice seeing all of you! But me and Claire have to meet our BOYFRIENDS in a little while at the airport, so bye!" Massie made sure that Chris and Dempsey heard her emphasize "boyfriends". They did and they were practically steaming. "You guys have boyfriends?!" Chris yelled. Massie smirked. "Yeah. Why wouldn't we? We're total HARTs!" They looked puzzled at the word "HART" Claire rolled her eyes. "Hawt, Alpha, Rich, Toned." Chris turned red. "Yeah but still.." Massie grabbed her trench coat and slipped it on. "Why not? You're married." With that Massie and Claire strutted out of the apartment and down the hall to he elevator.

"That was fun! It looks like someone still isn't over you Massie. Wait! Scratch that, It looks like 2 someones aren't over you." Claire and Massie cackled as they crossed the street. "This will be fun! I mean now we have little toys to mess around with in case we get bored!" Massie and Claire cackled again. "Mass! You make us sound so mean!" Massie rolled her eyes as she and Claire took off their coats and shoes and collapsed on the couch. "We are."

Ok so I want a lot of reviews!! or else i won't update!! haha! ok well you know the drill. R&R!! And i just have 2 say, summer is coming so fast i can hardly wait to be by the pool, and then in Ireland. (unfortunately its gonna be cold so i probably won't get an amazing tan. Waaahh! lol!) Oh and did i mention that i have a baby sister that lives over there?? yeah she is so cute! ok enough babbling. ttyl!

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