Chapter Title: Roy's Family

Summary: Roy's family gets the news of his pregnancy.

Warnings: Mother Christmas is Roy's foster mom who runs a brothel in Central, she appears in chapter 87 of the manga.

"What the hell is he doing here!" Ed yelled as he pointed a finger at Havoc.

"I'm taking care of Roy and the baby while you were on a wild goose chase." Havoc said as he stood in front of Roy.

Ed clenched his teeth as Riza stood her ground behind him. "Fuck off Havoc! I'm the father I'll be taking care of Roy from now on! You stay the hell away from him and the baby!"

"You little son of a bitch! You leave him broken and knocked up and then you come back like you didn't even do anything wrong!" He threw back his arm aiming for a punch, when Roy grabbed his arm.

"Jean, stop. I promised my mother I would be at her place at three, you said you'd drive me." He paused as he still kept his grip on Havoc's arm. "Plus he isn't worth it."

"Baby..."

"Ed don't call me that, you have no right to! Now you and Lt. Hawkeye please live my house, I have to go meet my mother." He said coldly. Roy grabbed Havoc's hand and manoeuvred through the blonde pair to the military car. The ignition started and the car sped off.

Ed and Riza stood their looking at the car drive off into the distance. Riza looked over to the other blond. "You can stay at my place until we figure something out Edward." She said.

"Thanks...I'm going to win Roy back Riza." He said as she just nodded.

The black military issued car pulled up at the North Pole, Central's most successful gentleman's club, ran by no other than Christmas Mustang. Havoc got out and opened the back door to let out the pregnant colonel. He grabbed his hand and gently pulled Roy out of the back seat. The brunette wobbled out and rubbed his stomach as the pair entered the brothel. A busty red head walked up to Havoc, she leaned down to give the blond a better look at her cleavage.

"Welcome to the North Pole where it's Christmas everyday. What can I do for you handsome?" She said as she caressed Havoc's cheek.

"Well.. um...ah..." He blushed a deep shade of red when he felt a presence come up behind him.

"Hi Bunny, is my mother in?" Roy's deep voice boomed through the room as he moved in front of Havoc.

"Roy." She squeeled. "Honey we haven't seen you here since you last paid you're mother's rent." She looked down at the alchemist belly and looked confused. "Honey, you haven't been working out lately?"

"It's a long story." Roy said. "Bunny, could you please tell my mother I'm here."

The red head giggled and nodded her head. "Of course stud, your mother is in the back, just a sec hon." She walked back as her skirt hiked up reveling a pink thong as she bounced down the corridor.

Havoc looked around as they waited and let Roy lean on him. His ankles were getting swollen with the added weight lately. "Hey Roy is their and chance they have gift cards here." His answer was a playful punch to the arm.

After a few minutes a busty Rubinisque brunette came walking down the corridor. The older woman's eyes brightened up when she saw Roy sitting there patiently.

"Roy boy! What the hell are you doing here sweetheart! She wrapped her arms around and squeezed him tightly. She than noticed, like Bunny, the bump that was conspicuously showing on Roy's stomach. "Sweetheart are you wearing maternity clothes?." Madame Christmas said as she looked confused.

"Yes." Roy mumbled out.

"Well...why?"

"I pregnant mom."

"How did this happen? Who did this to you? Was it him?" She pointed a long painted finger nail at Havoc. "Honey, if you did this Sunset back their use to work on a farm castrating pigs." Madame Christmas threatened as Sunset, behind the group, cracked her knuckles.

Havoc turned as white as a sheet and his cigarette fell out of his mouth. "No I swear to god it wasn't me!" He yelled a moved his hands over his groin area.

"Mom, It was another man who knocked me up and left me, let's leave it at that."

"It's okay Roy that's happened to me twice." Stardust, another worker, yelled out from the back.

Madame Christmas just stood their and shrugged. "He probably wasn't good enough for you anyway's." She let a small smile slip out and pinched Roy's cheeks. " I can't believe my baby is having a baby! But, you still haven't told me how this happened to ya sugar."

Roy sat their and told the whole story to his mother, not to mention his various 'aunties' too. "That's how it happened, believe me it was the biggest shock of my life."

"I always told ya Roy boy that alchemy was strange shit." She paused and glared at Roy. "But, did you listen to me, of course not."

"Do you know the gender of your baby yet?" Sunset asked as she rubbed Roy's stomach.

"Not yet, I decided to just wait for the birth, let it be a suprise." He said.

"Roy we are totally going to throw you a baby shower!" Bunny squealed out as she joined in on rubbing his belly. "And then we can form a lynch mob and find that dead beat baby daddy!" She said rather seriously.

Roy laughed and motioned for Havoc to help him up. "I've got to get going, I'll be back soon, I promise." He gave the madame of the whore house a kiss on the cheek.

"I'll come to you next time Roy boy! You better tell me when you go into labour!"

"We're still throwing you a shower Roy!" The working girls yelled out as the pair left the brothel.

A/N: Sorry this chapter was kind of boring. I wanted to do one with Roy's mom for Mother's Day. Next chapter will be Ed explaining Roy's pregnancy to Al, Winry, and Aunt Pinako. The birth of the baby will happen in about ti chapters. Please review and tell me what you think!