Chapter title: It's a Girl
Warnings: Implied cross-dressing.
Notes: Roy is now full term. It took this long to no the gender of the baby because it is the early 1900's. It's been a few months since the last chapter, obviously.
Roy had just got back from the doctor and was heading towards his baby shower. His mother and aunties insisted on it, no way out. Havoc was waiting for him by the curb, smoking a cigarette. Roy smiled as he saw the two-toned blond, file clutched in his hands. He had news, exiting news, he couldn't help by let a smile grace his face. Havoc took notice of this and put out his cigarette.
"What are you smiling at? I thought you weren't looking forward to the shower?" Havoc said as Roy opened the file for him to see. His eyes went wide and Roy's smile seemed to be contagious.
"I going to have a little girl Jean." Roy squealed, yes squealed out.
"Damn, that's great Roy! But, we've got to get going, your mother is already at your house."
"Okay." Roy paused and his smile disappeared. "A little girl, I hope I raise her right, hope I don't fuck up the kid."
Havoc stopped right in front of him and turned around. He grabbed Roy's hands and looked into his onyx eyes. "Roy, you will be a great mother. I'll be here for you, anytime you need me."
"Thank you Jean."
Havoc leaned down and pressed his lips against Roy's. Roy quickly pulled away with a blush. "Jean, I'm not ready, Edward..."
"It's okay, I understand." Havoc said sullenly. The two got into the military issued vehicle and sped off toward's Roy's house.
The house was decorated with various pink and blue ribbon and streamers. Gifts were stacked up on the coffee table waiting to be opened. Madame Christmas and Roy's aunties were waiting for the expecting mother to arrive. A few minutes later Roy and Havoc entered the house.
"Roy-boy, we've been waiting forever, where have you been? His mother asked him.
Roy smiled and handed the file over to Mother Christmas. She opened it and her painted red lips stretched into a smile. "Girls he's having a girl!" She yelled out and hugged her only child. The other girls squealed in delight and went up to congratulate the flame alchemist.
"Roy, honey, come open some of your presents. Then will have cake!" Bunny said as she brought over a neatly wrapped package.
"It better be chocolate cake." He murmured out as he began unwrapping the gift. The bright paper came of bit by bit and the box was opened. Inside revealed a silky, slinky piece of lingerie. Roy held up the sexy outfit and blushed.
"Bunny, why did you..." He was cut off by Bunny giggling.
"Roy, it's for your new man in your life. Plus, I'm positive you'll lose the baby weight."
She was right about that he had already lined up a personal trainer and a nutritionist. He was vain, he wasn't afraid to admit it. But, new man? "Bunny, Havoc's not my..." Again, Roy was interupted from his statement as the door opened. Two blondes stood in the entrance way, both holding presents. Riza and Edward stared nervously at each other, hopefully the brunette would let them stay. "What are you two doing here?" He said bitterly.
"Roy." Riza started. "Please, Roy, let us stay. We both care about the baby very much. I understand if you're still mad, but please." She stopped and offered the present to her pregnant boss.
Ed, on the other hand, was looking a the piece of lingerie that was sitting tauntingly on the counter. A evil smile crossed his face as he looked at his pregnant lover. "So, are you planning on wearing that for me baby?" Ed said huskily as moved closer to the colonel. Roy's face went red and his hand was clenched up in a fist, ready to strike. But, before Roy's fist could connect with Ed's groin Al came in.
"Brother, don't say that!" He looked over and saw the colonel looking shocked.
"Alphonse?"
"Hi Colonel Mustang, I brought you a present for the baby." He placed the gift in Roy's hands. "I hope you'll still let me see the baby even if brother is being an idiot. I'm really exited about being an uncle!" Al said while all of the girls cooed at the caring act.
"That's so sweet Alphonse, of course you can see her."
"Her?" Riza, Ed, and Al said simultaneously. Roy smiled and shook his head.
The next hour passed with opening of more gift's. Toy, baby clothes, and strangely more lingerie. Which Ed couldn't keep quiet about. Ignoring the fact that Roy still wasn't welcoming him. The cake was being served and eaten when Roy started screaming in pain.
"Fuck! Oh god!" Roy screamed out as he doubled over and grabbed his stomach.
"Roy!" Havoc shouted out as he ran to Roy's side. Or would have, if Ed hadn't pushed him out of the way to take his spot.
"We need to get him to the hospital!" Ed yelled out as Riza helped Roy to his feet.
"I'll go get your overnight bag Roy-boy." Chris Mustang said as she ran up stairs. "Girls, you make your way to the hospital, pronto!" The girls, like soldiers, snapped to it and ran to their cars.
"Ed, it hurts so bad." Roy cried out grabbing Ed's hand, squeezing it tight. Havoc looked over annoyed by the undeserving display of attention.
"Come on baby let's go!" Ed said as calmly as he could as the group of five rushed to the car.
After a grueling half an hour and seven insurance forms latter, now he really hated paper work. He was in his room screaming his lungs out. "I hate this, I hate life, I hate all of you!" He paused and looked over to Ed. "And I especially hate you, for doing this to me! You fucking prick!"
"I love you too baby." Ed said as he plastered a smile to his irritated face. Doctor Larch came into the room with two nurses trailing behind him.
"Okay folks, I need everyone who isn't a parent to go wait in the waiting room." Before Roy could protest the nurses were escorting the other four out. "Let's have a look here." Roy cringed as a flash light looked up his private area. "Well so much for the c-section, you're fully dilated. You'll be giving birth through the birth canal."
Roy screamed harder when that news hit the fan. Ed cringed as Roy attempted to attack him.
A/N: Okay next chapter is the birth. Roy will find he has some extra appendages. Not to mention the baby's name and appearance will be reviled. Will Riza and Ed ever win back Roy's trust.