A/N: You guys should be happy, this was a pretty fast update if I do say so myself! This chapter is about what Jasper is doing while he's home alone. A little re-cap of situations for you.
Edward and Bella: Car is broken down on the side of the road ( that sucks guys)
Emmett and Rosalie: Trick or treating and Rosalie recently had her phone lifted by a ten year old
Alice ( shopping addict: Just entered the mall ( Aaahhh!!)
Jasper: You're about to find out!
Chapter 6 - House Full of Secrets
Jasper's POV
Well, I had the house to myself. You might think that I would get bored and lonely inside such a big house. Wrong! See, I was looking at the positives, which were the following: I could blast country music as loud as I wanted, No Emmet! I didn't have to watch depressing talk shows that Esme always was playing, No Emmet! I could also put my feet up on the coffee table, NO EMMETT! Wait, had I already said No Emmett? Oh well, it's a moment of celebration, so I'll say it a few more times, NO EMMETT NO EMMETT NO EMMETT NO EMMETT NO EMMETT!!!!!!!!! Life was wonderful at the current moment. The only question was, I had all of this freedom, how to take advantage of it?
I went upstairs to go find my Rascal Flatts CD's, when I first discovered it. I really never would have if I had never dared to enter Alice's closet. Why in the heck did I do this, you may ask? Well, it just so happened that I had let her borrow my CD's for when she had to go to a " huge" boot sale in Tennessee, and she wanted to get into the spirit.
I stood in front of the towering double-doors for about a good twenty minutes. I knew I would have to go in. I also knew, it would probably kill me. I know I'm immortal, but anyone knew that going into the chambers of Alice's wardrobe without hiking gear was suicide! Even a vampire.
I finally took in my last few moments on this planet. I had had a pretty good life I guess. I might be missed by a few people. I also had left it to the good readers of these last few moments of mine, to tell Alice that I love her dearly, and she has changed my life in ways I'd never thought possible. And also, tell her that I do not blame her for killing me.
I quickly opened the doors, entered, and slammed them shut behind me, in case anything tried to escape. I was exposed to things that nobody would ever expect to find in a closet. She had a freaking escalator in there for crying out loud! There is no other way to describe Alice's closet, but a mall. Not even a mini-mall, seeing as how it is probably bigger than the Mall of America. Nothing compared. Luckily, I didn't have to venture in too far, and risk getting lost in there forever. I found my CD's inside of one of the many purses she kept on the lower shelf of the entrance. I would not have to die today! Crap! Where was wood to knock on when you needed it! Oh, wooden shoes, that worked. Thank God Alice liked to shop in Holland.
I made sure that the doors were securely fascined as I exited my worst nightmare. But something was stuck in between them, preventing them from closing all the way. I bent over, and opened the door a crack, and a tiny little book fell out. Out of curiosity, I picked it up. The cover said, " Diary of Mary Alice Brandon ( Alice Cullen) do not read for any reason. I will know in advance if you do!"
I was a little surprised to find this. I had no idea that Alice had kept a diary. Emmet, but not Alice. I had discovered Emmett's diary a few months earlier. I remembered it like it was only yesterday. It was probably one of the most disturbing things I had ever read.
Flashback
" January 6th, 2007
Dear Diary,
Guess what book thing? Yesterday, I found a rock! Not just any ordinary rock! A pretty, shiny rock! Ha! You're jealous! Guess what I did with the rock. Oh, you're a book, you can't guess, so I'll just tell you. I kept it as my pet! His name is Earnest! Yeah, that's right, Earnest the rock! Anyways, then I took Earnest hunting with me one day. He had to ride in my pocket, because Rose was starting to get really annoyed with him. Let's just say, it turned out to be one of the luckiest hunting trips ever! I swear, I found about six grizzlies! And I caught each of them on one try! So guess what that means? Earnest is a lucky rock! Yay!!!
- Emeet wait..uh maybe it's mettt, no that's not right. Uhhhh.. Dang it! I forgot how to spell my name!"
End Flaskback
Again, most disturbing experience of my life. Emmett had taken pathetic to a whole new level that day. That made me wonder, what does Alice write about in her diary? There was no lock on it, it would be easy enough to…no way! What was I thinking? I couldn't read my wife's diary! It's an invasion of privacy! I'll just put it back. But for some reason, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I kept turning the idea over and over in my mind, if I kept doing this Alice wouldn't be able to see it coming. Oh, what the heck, she'd never need to know, right? What could it hurt? I skimmed through the first couple of pages, which weren't very interesting. She basically wrote about the best shopping trips that she had, how I need to be more emotionally involved ( I skipped the rest of that part). I read more deeply into the parts where she explained some visions that she had. Some of them she had never told me about. There was one that had cought my attention especially.
" October 27th, 2008
Dear Diary,
I just don't know what to do! How should I tell him? Well, I just recently had a vision about Jasper. Normally, I try to block out the ones about him, but this one was important. Well, the vision was that..his pants are going to start on fire! I've tried to tell him before! I've been dropping hint after hint, but I'm just not getting through to him. Every time I try to say something, he misunderstands, and thinks that I'm " In the mood". Maybe it's the way I word things. Though, I'm not complaining. We've been having some pretty hot sex lately, and I've just decided to shut up about it. I just hope that whoever decides to light Jasper's pants on fire changes there mind, soon
Alice "
After that, I quickly threw the diary back into the closet, not even caring if I'd cause an avalanche. I quickly removed my pants as well. If they were going to light on fire anytime soon, I wanted to be nowhere near them! Wait? Did it say anything about my underwear?
A/N: Okay, I had so much fun writing this chapter that I couldn't breathe! I can't stop laughing! Oh, and also another note for you guys, I am a major music lover, seriously, I would die without it. And I do this little thing called song of the year. Since 2009 is coming very soon, I'm going through my play lists, trying to pick out the song of 2008. If you guys know of a really good song, tell me and I'd love to hear it! It might even win my little contest. The results will be posted after new years on my profile page! Remember, send me song ideas!
AND YOU NEED TO REVIEW TOO! Why? IT'S NICE!