A/N: Sorry it took so long to update this you guys. I really have no excuse. I've just been mourning over Taylor Lautner. People were saying that he would be replaced in New Moon, which is basically like ending the world. But it turns out he's staying in, so I'm happy! And you really don't care do you?

Disclaimer: Blah blah blah I do not own twilight you get the picture.

Chapter 7 - What to do, what to do?

Bella's POV

Edward had tried to call Rosalie about twenty times now. It was about inevitable that we would have no luck getting a hold of her. My guess was, she was either arguing with Emmett about not sticking small objects into his mouth, or was trampled by an onslaught. It was probably the Emmett thing. He's not too bright.

" Edward, it's no use. She's not going to answer," I sighed.

He shut his phone, " I guess you're right."

" How are we going to fix this?"

" I guess we're going to have to call a mechanic," he opened his phone again, and began dialing.

I closed my eyes and leaned against the driver door. This evening had taken a great toll on my patience level. Was there no end to this madness? On the other hand, this could have plainly been a blessing in disguise. Maybe, we would be stranded here, with no way to make it to the party. Okay, stupid thought, Edward would drag me to that party kicking and screaming if he had to. Did he get a kick out of my misery? I only paid attention to little parts of his conversation with whomever was on the other line.

" Yes. I understand that it is a holiday," he said, " But could you please just send somebody to help us?"

He paused, and rolled his eyes as the other voice spoke.

" I don't care what business that you are dealing with at the moment. You can't just leave us out here!"

Another pause.

" Fine! Go ahead and eat the cantalope then! See if I care," he hung up.

" What was that about?" I questioned.

He pinched the bridge of his nose, " Well apparently, the "professionals" are too busy eating fruit to help."

" Fruit?"

" You don't even want to know," he insisted.

" I don't get it. Can't you just run us over to the party? That'd only take like three seconds," I said.

" Too many people," he explained. " Plus, I can't just abandon Jennifer!"

He ran his hand along the Volvo.

" Jennifer? You named your Volvo?"

" Volvos are people, too!" he shrieked.

Suddenly, my ring tone chimed from inside my pocket. I pulled it out, and checked the caller ID. Jessica. I debated wether or not to answer the phone, but decided it would be bet to avoid the interrogation later.

" Hello?"

" Bella! Where are you?" she demanded.

" We're on our way. There's just been a bit of a…complication," I said.

" What kind of complication?"

I could hear the faint voice of Mike Newton in the backround. His voice got closer, as rushing over to Jessica.

" What complication! Bella? What's going on?!" he exasperated.

I could hear Edward's amused laughter beside me. Mike Newton always had entertained him.

" Nothing Mike. We're fine," I said.

" Are you sure? What's wrong? DID HE VIOLATE YOU?!"

Edward was basically in hysterics by now.

" No Mike, I swear."

He didn't listen to me, " DON'T WORRY BELLA! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"

I heard a thud, followed by laughter.

" Mike? Jess, what just happened?"

" Mike ran into a wall," she giggled.

" Figures," I answered.

" Are you sure you can make it?"

" Yeah..we should. See you soon."

" Okay. Good luck."

That ended the conversation. I looked over to Edward. Seriously, if it were possible for vampires to produce tears, he'd be on the brink of sobbing from laughter.

" Edward. Focus. Kind of freaking out here," I stated.

He pulled himself together, " Sorry Bella. Newton's just a dork."

A/N: Sorry if this chapter sucked. I tried, I really did. I will also attempt to update sometime in the near future.

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