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Candy climbed into the bed she shared with Melina. Candice and Mickie were already asleep in the adjacent bed when she'd arrived at the hotel with Randy, but Melina had waited up for her.

"So, did everything go okay? How was it?" Melina asked.

"We talked and stopped at IHOP for pancakes. It was fun."

Candy and Melina settled into bed and continued their pillow talk.

"So, after this week's show we get three days off and Matt invited me and you up to Cameron to hang out and relax."

"That sounds cool," Candy replied noticing how bubbly Melina got when she mentioned Matt. Melina totally has a crush on Matt, Candy thought to herself.

"We'll stay in the guest room and everyone will be there, since SmackDown gets vacation time too."

"Everyone who?" Candy asked frightened at the idea of being surrounded by the WWE's elite Superstars.

"Don't sound so scared. Just Matt, Jeff, Shane, Shannon, and whoever Jeff invited."

"Wait, Shannon Moore?"

"Yea, do you have a problem with him? We could totally go all tag team on his ass!"

"No," Candy laughed, " I kinda…used to…sorta…"

"Spill!"

"Okay, I totally had a fan crush on him when I was younger. Everyone else loved Matt or Jeff, but for me it was Shannon all the way."

"Oh my god, I am totally hooking you two up!"

"Don't you dare! If you say anything I swear to God I will real-life choke slam you."

"Fine, but you would look sooo cute together!"

"We would? No, no, no. I'd feel like such a whore. I'm totally flirting with Randy and then to just start flirting with Shannon? Besides, I might not even like him in person."

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A week later.

"Hey, ready to go?" Melina asked Candy from the door of the locker room.

"Yea, limme…jus…get this…there," Candy replied shoving the last of her clothes into her bag.

"Do you normally have that much stuff?"

"The costume lady got back from vacation and she felt so bad about me having to do my own skirt for my debut that she made me a bunch of others in every color imaginable, red, blue, green, purple, black, pink, orange…"

"Orange plaid is bad," Melina said shaking her head.

"OMG! Rainbow plaid!" Candy squealed.

"You're making my ears bleed," Melina cried dramatically.

Melina and Candy walked arm and arm out of the locker room, laughing hysterically about colors that should not be available in plaid. In a fit of laughter, they didn't notice Matt in front of them and walked right into him.

"Whoa, you guys okay?" Matt asked holding the giggling girls up.

"Yea, is the car ready?"

"Your chariot awaits maladies," Matt bowed, holding open one of the backstage exit doors.

"I call shotgun," Melina cried as she headed towards the 4x4 truck.

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"Wake up, sleepy head, we're here."

Candy stretched out along the backseat, rubbed the sleep from her eyes, and looked right into the blinding Carolina sun. She flung her arm across her eyes and rolled over.

"Five more minutes mommy."

"Dude, get up."

"Gah, I hate you," Candy told Melina as she rolled out of the car and stood up.

"Well, that hurt my feelings," Melina said as she took Candy's hand and dragged her towards the house.

"But…my bags."

"Matt will get them. He's a big, strong man."

Matt grumbled something to himself as he popped the trunk and started collecting the bags.

"Stop dragging your feet Candy. It's like you don't want to fix that bird's nest on top of your head."

Candy's hands flew up to her head, "my what? Oh my god," Candy raced forward into the house, shouting over her shoulder, "where the hell is the bathroom?!"

Melina dragged Candy through a doorway and they proceeded to fix their hair and make-up, refusing to leave the bathroom, even as Matt pounded on the door.

"So you'll be sad to learn," Melina said looking in the mirror, "Matt got a call while you were asleep and Shannon can't make it because he's having some problems at his shop."

"What kinda shop?"

"He runs his own tattoo and piercing parlor called Gas Chamber Ink."

"Sweet, have you gotten anything done by him?"

"No, but you should. You could get something on your boob or totally get him to do your inner thigh right next to your…"

Candy clamped her hand over Melina's mouth, "Okay, that's enough," Candy laughed," I get your point."

"If you spend the entire trip in that bathroom, I swear I'm never going to invite you back," Matt shouted from behind the closed door.

Candy widened her eyes, afraid Matt had overheard Melina. Candy mouthed to her, "I'm gonna kill you." Melina turned away and opened the door.

"Don't worry, we'll rotate," Melina gave Matt a quick peck on the cheek and then dashed under his arm.

"Did you, ahh, hear…"

"These doors are so thick you'd think they were made of cement," Matt replied before heading off after Melina.

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"Candy, you are so drunk," Melina said as Candy wobbled and suddenly fell onto her butt.

"S'am not."

"Who the hell gave you alcohol," Matt growled "I swear to god I'll kill them."

"You're drunk," Melina told Candy again, as she tried to help her to her feet.

"I, Candrima Hardy Vachon, am not drunk."

"Dude, she's so wasted she thinks Hardy is part of her name," Jeff added from the sidelines.

"But, Hardy is part of my name."

"No, it's not Candy," Melina said trying to steady Candy.

"Yes, it is. I'm named after my dad, some guy my mom slept with at an after party of one of her wrestling matches, they both got crazy drunk, and exactly nine months and one day later, pop, baby Candrima Hardy Vachon."

"When were you born? Candrima look at me, when were you born?" Matt asked as he shook Candy.

"July 16th, 1994."

"So, that means…"

"October 15th, 1993. When Jeff and I made our debut for the WWF."

"So, Luna slept with someone at your after party, big deal."

"Kind of a big deal," Jeff added, "it was also the first time Matt and I ever drank."

"We went a little overboard,"

"and neither or us really remember what happened that night."

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