"You wanna date Sam?" Carly asked. It was a new thing in this world.
"Why?" Sam asked, mortified, and red faced.
"Cuz you're hot." He replied. "And it's cool how you aren't afraid to stand up for yourself and stuff."
Sam was blushing deeply.
"Just one date. Please?" He begged. Ugh, he sounded like little kid Freddie.
"Umm, Freddie, I hate to put it bluntly..." Carly muttered. "But I don't think Sam will ever love you."
"She doesn't have to love me. Just go on a date with me."
"And he wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend..." Sam shook her head.
"Freddie, really, you should leave her alone." The brunette girl knew the annoyance that was Fredward Benson with a crush.
"Just one date."
"One date?" Sam asked. "And you swear you'll leave me alone?"
"Uh huh!" Freddie smiled. "We can have EGGS and bacon!" He laughed to himself and left.
"Sam? Are you insane?" Carly hissed.
"What?" The blonde looked up.
"You actually think Freddie is going to leave you alone?"
"Relax, I'll send my sister Melanie." Sam rolled her eyes and slunk in the couch. "I'm gonna go raid your fridge."
"No, take a shower! You're covered in eggs."
"Oh yeah..." Sam muttered looking down at her yolky clothes.
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So, here it is. The shortest chapter yet! If you think I should just end it here as a funny little Sam-tricked-Freddie thing, tell me. Or do you want me to do the date and Freddie finding out etc looooong multi-chapter fic? REVIEW IT OR SCREW IT! Okay, l8er. BTW I changed my name!
~obsessive-elphaba