"Where are they? They're meant to be here by now!" Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie and Alice were waiting for the Masens. Bella was still getting ready. "Alice!" they heard a voice from the bathroom. "Coming, Bella." Alice replied. A flash of hair and a breeze of wind told Edward that Alice had gone to help Bella. "They said three o'clock, right?" Edward asked. Carlisle nodded in reply. "Well, it's three thirty." Emmett swung around. "Edward. You're my bro and I love you. Now SHUT THE HECK UP! They'll be here."
"Emmett's right. I'm getting stressful vibes from you, Edward. Why don't you relax and tell us who these people are." Jasper smiled encouragingly at Edward. "Well, Carlisle thinks it's my sister and her new covent…" "Wow. How'd you find them, Carlisle?" Rosalie asked. "One of my patients was talking about a friend of theirs, Dean, who was going out with Paige Masen. As soon as I heard Masen, I thought of Edward. I asked for the friends details, who I called, and I eventually got the Masens's address … I invited them to stay over for the weekend."
Edward heard a noise. It sounded like loud music. As it got closer, he recognised that it was rap music. He opened the front door… and saw three cars. The first, a Ferrari. It was electric blue, and everyone who was inside it had skin like sparkling diamonds. Behind that was a black Jeep, again with vampires, but this time only two had sparkling skin. The two in the back were human. Finally, behind the Jeep, was a Lamborghini, with again four vampires. Just when he thought there were no more surprises, in drove a motorbike, which had a guy and a girl, the boy was human, the girl was vampire. They all stepped out of their cars and up to the front door, the driver of the Ferrari in front. "Hi" she said, looking at Jasper. "You must be Edward! I'm Monique! It's so nice to meet you." "Uhh, no I'm Jasper, that's Edward-" "Oh right." Monique said, turning towards Edward and Emmett. "So you're Edward," she said, walking up to Emmett. "No, I'm not-" She hugged him. "Hang on, don't you have bronze hair?" Monique asked Emmett. "No. I'm not Edward." Monique took a step back from Emmett. She turned to Edward. "Oh." She said. "Hey Edward." Monique said. "Oh, dear, what's that stuff on your hands?" Esme turned to the blonde girl who wasn't on the motorbike. "Umm… the Ferrari ran out of petrol. We were filling up when someone," she pointed to one of the two identical twins "decided to play a prank on me, and now I have Diesel all over my hands. We were running late so I didn't get time to wash them." "Oh." Esme smiled. "There's a bathroom over there." She said, pointing the girl in the right direction. "Thanks," she said, and ran over to the bathroom.
"Oh! I'd better introduce everyone! I'm Monique, this is my husband Jedd," Monique pointed to the brunette man next to her. "This is Lucy, she's human" she pointed to one of the twins "and her boyfriend Ryan, also human." She pointed to the brunette next to Lucy. "Over here we have Fleur, and her boyfriend Nic," she pointed to a girl with black hair, and a blonde guy, who were talking to each other. "And this is Claire and Natalie," she pointed to a girl with copper hair and a girl with brown hair "and their boyfriends Frankie and Patrick" she pointed to two black-haired guys laughing about something. "Oh, and the girl in the bathroom is Cassie, and this is her boyfriend," she pointed to a guy with hair so brown, it was almost black. "Any questions?" Emmett raised his hand "Who are they?" "Oh, that's Paige and her fiancé Dean. FYI, he's a demon-hunter, so he'll be coming and going every now and then. Any others?" Emmett raised his had again. "Weren't there twins?" "Huh? No…" Lucy replied. "But…" Emmett was really confused. "But there were two of you…" Lucy looked almost as confused as Emmett until she realised who he was talking about. "Oh, no, that's Fleur. She likes to play with peoples minds." Fleur waved. Rosalie was still confused. "I don't get it." "Uh, honey?" Emmett asked. "Look up." Rosalie looked up and saw… herself! "What…" she was interrupted by a loud scream. "INCEST!" The Masens and the Cullens ran up to the source of the scream… the bathroom.
They all crowded around the door and saw… Alice, tugging on Bella's dress. "Wow. This is seriously twisted." Natalie shook her head. Lucy fake gagged. Jasper and Edward looked stunned. "It's not what you think!" Alice shrieked.